How Was Your Day?

[Tincy]

Stressful, ultimately disappointing week. Tonight I'm going to go home, buy takeaway and get absolutely smashed. I mean proper blackout smashed. Not so much blow away the cobwebs as drown the ****ing spiders. Might even go to the pub at some point, already wasted, and make a twat of myself in front of the barmaid while chanting "Harry Kane is shit" over and over again. I'll also make some great posts on here, guaranteed.

Any suggestions for what takeaway I should get? Scousey, wymswo, any ideas?

a nice ruby will do the trick

[Unabomber]

Get a chicken madras pilau rice and a keema naan moose with some popadoms n dip

[Mike Oxlong]

Got get a curry with max chillis.

Proper value from getting the burn on both ingestion and egestion

Edited 9 October 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[The Doctor]

Applied for a job this morning, they've called back this afternoon to invite me to an interview Monday. Also I ordered one takeaway pizza and they delivered two so it's been a good day.

[Rincewind]

Had a PM off my sister. She says my mum may be going home Monday or Tuesday. That is a huge relief.

 

[purpleronnie]

Had a PM off my sister. She says my mum may be going home Monday or Tuesday. That is a huge relief.

 

Great news Ken.

[Facecloth]

Had a PM off my sister. She says my mum may be going home Monday or Tuesday. That is a huge relief.

Glad to hear that Ken. Hopefully you and your brother will still manage to get up see her soon.

[Unabomber]

Had a PM off my sister. She says my mum may be going home Monday or Tuesday. That is a huge relief.

 

Username?

[sphericalfox]

They're quite difficult to get a job in, as they're known for unique incentives for its workers.

 

Free handjobs & ploughmans' sammiches on your lunchbreaks?

Edited 9 October 2015 by sphericalfox

[Rincewind]

Username?

Not on here Facebook.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Danced to Hall and Oates at club night.

Achievement unlocked

[ozleicester]

Assisted a young lady who was being harassed (by some young gentlemen) for wearing a headscarf and appearing to be Muslim.

 

Was offered out to fight in the very centre of the city of Perth, for said assistance, (which consisted of me standing between the people and suggesting they walk away.)

 

Abused by racist group of Aussie bogans.

 

Joined in a rally to prevent racism and xenophobia 

 

shared a lovely chat with a Nyoongar (original inhabitants of perth) elder about the bogans "reclaiming his land.

 

 

Also, took a lovely picture of Bougainvillea in my back garden and got to hear the most beautiful laughing of two kookaburras over the creek out the back.

 

Good days

[StanSP]

Good man.

[sphericalfox]

Danced to Hall and Oates at club night.

Achievement unlocked

 

Say it isn't so! I can't go for that...

[ozleicester]

Say it isn't so! I can't go for that...

 

let it go, This is bigger than the both of us

[foxfanazer]

Have an interview for Ladbrokes next Thursday. Really need to get it

Thanks to ScouseFox for his helpful information. Top man!

Edited 10 October 2015 by foxfanazer

[Tincy]

So I've been driving round for 4 months without an MOT oooops

[DennisNedry]

I had auto renewal papers from my car insurance come through yesterday.

 

Rang up today and was able to knock just over £150 off the quote.

 

Always shop around, ring up and haggle etc! 

[Fox92]

I never renew. Cheaper to cancel and go again.

[Strokes]

Have an interview for Ladbrokes next Thursday. Really need to get it

Thanks to ScouseFox for his helpful information. Top man!

Best of luck, remember how important first impressions are. Get yourself in a smart suit, a nice pair of polished shoes and a fresh haircut. If you feel good, you will be more confident and almost certainly get the gig.

[Nalis]

Went to see Staurt Lee last night, was about an 8/10.

Most of it was great but there were a couple of cheap laugh gags which were very un-Stuart Lee like (fart gags etc). He's better than that.

[foxfanazer]

Best of luck, remember how important first impressions are. Get yourself in a smart suit, a nice pair of polished shoes and a fresh haircut. If you feel good, you will be more confident and almost certainly get the gig.

Cheers buddy

[Dr The Singh]

Have an interview for Ladbrokes next Thursday. Really need to get it

Thanks to ScouseFox for his helpful information. Top man!

Can I bet you on you getting the job

[foxfanazer]

Can I bet you on you getting the job

Ok I'll give you a 100/1 minum bet £2000. I'll turn up naked

[Dr The Singh]

I've been drinking for about 3 hours now, beginning to lose vision......the beer goggles are well activated