How Was Your Day?

[The Doctor]

You do know microwaves and baked beans are rumoured to not mix well?  Not that I have tried. I do not like baked beans.

 

How so? Microwaving beans is perfectly normal. Metal and Microwaves don't go fine, but if your beans are metal then you've gone very wrong somewhere.

[Unabomber]

I microwave left over Chinese and that always ****s my bowels.

[Guest MattP]

How can it only be rumoured? Surely something this basic has been solved.

[Mike Oxlong]

Saw this today.

Whoops

[bovril]

I microwave left over Chinese and that always ****s my bowels.

 

Not the rice I take it? Never re-heat rice.

[ScouseFox]

yeah was gonna say una i know not a lot of culinary secrets but one is not to reheat rice or you die 

[Carl the Llama]

I reheated rice with my dinner an hour ago.  How long do I have left?

[Guest MattP]

Why would anyone reuse rice doesn't it cost like 20p a kilo?

[Mike Oxlong]

I reheated rice with my dinner an hour ago.  How long do I have left?

Well the good news is that you'll never draw a pension

[Unabomber]

Reheated rice, was pretty bad the next day at work.

[The Doctor]

I reheated rice with my dinner an hour ago.  How long do I have left?

 

Depends, are you or have you ever been a pigeon?

 

If you stored it properly (i.e. cooled it rapidly) you should be fine. If not, clear your calender and get some extra bog roll.

[Unabomber]

Why would anyone reuse rice doesn't it cost like 20p a kilo?

oh yeah brb just placing an order with my local Chinese for some egg fried rice to go with my left over Chinese from the night before. Cos I'm too scared to re heat my rice.

[ScouseFox]

I reheated rice with my dinner an hour ago.  How long do I have left?

 

oh man rip 

[Rincewind]

Throwing it away would be a waste. Recycle recycle recycle.

[Unabomber]

I give left over food to my dog.

[Carl the Llama]

oh yeah brb just placing an order with my local Chinese for some egg fried rice to go with my left over Chinese from the night before. Cos I'm too scared to re heat my rice.

It was an Indian, but this.  In fact I've had reheated rice twice today - for breakfast with my leftover curry, and then again this evening I used up the remaining excess rice to make ricey soup.

[ScouseFox]

It was an Indian, but this.  In fact I've had reheated rice twice today - for breakfast with my leftover curry, and then again this evening I used up the remaining excess rice to make ricey soup.

 

wouldve been quicker to use a noose or jump off a cliff bro 

[Unabomber]

Omg I've accidentally turned on subtitles on my tv and have no idea how to turn them off.

[Carl the Llama]

wouldve been quicker to use a noose or jump off a cliff bro 

I live on the edge.

[Unabomber]

Oh no I figured it there's a subtitles button.

[Carl the Llama]

Omg I've accidentally turned on subtitles on my tv and have no idea how to turn them off.

Get a new TV.

 

Oh never mind I guess I was overreacting.  Well done Una.

Edited 13 October 2015 by Carl the Llama

[Unabomber]

Cheers mate, remember when people doubted I even had a tv?

Edited 13 October 2015 by Unabomber

[Carl the Llama]

No.

[Unabomber]

Oh right.

[ScouseFox]

what you watching on tv una? im watching dont tell the bride atm great show