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I went for the job interview yesterday and feel it went really well. They said they would contact me within 2 days for a possible 2nd interview. See what happens

It sounds like you have other career options, anyway:

tbf I would have to agree. I have bigger/better tits than the birds in strip clubs lol

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I have some weird virus thing, had hardly any sleep last night just kept having crazy thoughts and was sweating buckets.

It started off as a cold but it's morphed into something so much worse!

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Struggling to eat as got an ulcer at one the backsides of my mouth, painful when trying to chew.

An excuse for hot chocolates with extra sugar though.

Top tip: Apply Bonjela* teething gel to it.

*Or any generic teething gel.

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Gonna be rich!

Dear Friend,

After serious thoughts, my decision to contact you personally became urgent, since I have no grudge against you, other than your Nigerian partners. I happen to be the new Deputy Governor of Operations at Central Bank of Nigeria.

Sometime ago, your partners approached me through a contact who works with one of the ministries here with a request to assist them conclude a transfer deal which required programming a transfer on your behalf.

What I gathered, is they want the use of my position and office to strategically transfer a sum; which has been supposedly dormant in the CBN suspense account for quite a while. Our agreement was that I make this happen and be rewarded with one hundred thousand initial advance payment and another one hundred thousand when I finally release to your nominated account. Having successfully programmed the transfer as agreed and your name approved amongst the list of contractors/recipients /beneficiaries to be paid for that period, the story changed and instead of standing by agreed arrangements, they implored an avoidance tactic and then resorted to threats. Well, that prompted my decision to immediately delete the transfer code, but released other payments as listed, excluding yours.

This resulted to several threatening calls which did not scare me though and then they started making frantic efforts to bribing other officials to get another approval for the transfer to you, but without success. I take 100 percent responsibility for the delay and obstructions, caused by their breach of agreement and trust. If you have doubts as to this privileged information, then consider what has transpired through the entire course of your claim process, they continue to ask you to pay one charge or the other and at the end no results and they continue to tell you to send another fee with yet no results. In very simple words, I can only say that they are just wicked. Now if you want us to work together,these are my conditions:

1: I will be entitled to twenty percent of the total sum, since it's just both of us left in the matter.

2: You will assist my son with opening an account in your domain where I will transfer my share.

3: It will be useless and mere waste of time and resources if you continue with any other person. So well conclude this process with the utmost of secrecy using only the included telephone and email details as provided.

4: You will provide me your direct telephone, mobile and your private email to facilitate easy communication between you and I.

If you find these conditions acceptable, contact me at your earliest convenience to have us finalize arrangements, so the transfer can be released to your nominated account after completion of the mandatory protocols. However, in case you're not interested, then I strongly advice you jettison the idea of receiving your funds and stop wasting your time with your so called partners. Your immediate reply is expected.

Yours truly.

Suleiman Barau (OON)

Deputy Governor, Operations Directorate

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phone buggered again. Got the screen fixed at a local shop about a month ago as it was cracked. 

 

Now the screen won't turn on and it's started to lift up in one of the corners. The phone works as I can feel it vibrate but it just won't light up. And the warranty has just run out :( :(

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Got feedback from an interview I went to earlier in the week (via the recruiter) - basics are they had no criticisms to make and would look at straight in on a permanent position rather than contract to perm as they were originally planning should they offer me it. Stressed about whether I'll get it though - they did say they had another candidate to interview who used to work where I do now: so I've got a good idea who it is and they're far more experienced than me as well as having more qualifications.

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Off to the big smoke later for my stag weekend. Notting Hill tonight, gonna find a pub showing the game tomorrow then Shoreditch Sat night. Happy hangovers!

lol

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OK. Tried my new human team at Blood Bowl night. Ranieri's Eleven. First touchdown I scored. Finished 1-1 before having to pack up. Finished with 5 players on the pitch Senor's Vardy, Huth, Simpson,Morgan and Kante.  Senor's Schmeichel, Drinkwater, Albrighton,Okazaki, Mahrez and Fuchs were injured. 

Just hope it is not a bad omen.

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lol .... Filled up £20 worth of petrol after work and then realised I never take my wallet to work with me. No money, no bank card, no ID. I assured them I drive past the petrol station everyday and would have given them the money tomorrow morning but they wouldn't let me "in case I don't turn up".

 

Had to phone someone to pay over card for me. Had 10% battery too, it could have been a disaster.

 

I almost admire you for asking that, but how did you ever even have 0.1% hope that they'd say that was okay? lol

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I almost admire you for asking that, but how did you ever even have 0.1% hope that they'd say that was okay? lol

They would have had his number plate, if he didn't pay the next day they could phone the police. That's assuming they didn't just think he'd nicked the car.

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I almost admire you for asking that, but how did you ever even have 0.1% hope that they'd say that was okay? lol

 

It's happened to me before. They took down my details and noted them in a log book, then told me I had seven days to pay or they'd pass my details on to the fuzz. Went home, got my wallet, came back and paid up. Must be a pretty regular occurrence at petrol stations I'd imagine.

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lol .... Filled up £20 worth of petrol after work and then realised I never take my wallet to work with me. No money, no bank card, no ID. I assured them I drive past the petrol station everyday and would have given them the money tomorrow morning but they wouldn't let me "in case I don't turn up".

 

Had to phone someone to pay over card for me. Had 10% battery too, it could have been a disaster.

No disaster here. I've done this loads of times. "they wouldn't let you what?" Drive away? Fill out a form and you have 24 hours to return to the petrol station with the exact cash. They have your number plate. Police aren't bothered; it's the reasonable man syndrome! I forgot my wallet. it happens thousands of times a day. If they try to use force against you then they are committing a criminal offence. Man up and tell them what's going to happen instead of being told that you're a very naughty boy.  

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Mi head urts...

Who should be on the same train as us yesterday to St Pancras? The City squad!

They were in first class of course! Kante is tiny when you're standing next to him! lol

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