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purpleronnie

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Critical Advice Needed.

 

I was at a get together last night....someone I didn't know but my mate knew...anyway I needed a poo.  I usually try and go before I go out as I'm not a fan of pooing in other people's loo's.

 

I knew I couldn't hold this one in.  So I went.  For some reason after I had finished I stood up to admire my work.  The toilet roll wasn't on a holder it was just loose on top of the toilet.  As I picked it up I dropped in into the toilet.  So now its soaked through, so I wiped as best I could but was left with this large toilet roll completely soaked.

 

Not sure what to do next I decided to mush it up and flush it all down....destroy the evidence.  Well the toilet must of had a weak flush and it blocked it up.  So now what?  Well I tried a 2nd flush and hoped no-one would hear my double flush.  But no luck still blocked.  I couldn't do a third flush that would be insanity.  I decided to get all the paper back out and so I created a wet ball of used and some unused toilet paper.  I placed it behind the toilet (it was open at the back so no-one would see it). 

 

Anyway my mission was then to try and find a bag during the night and maybe discretely go back in the toilet and find a bin to put it in.  Well after a few beers I forgot about my mishap and eventually left.

 

Now all I can think of is this big lump of drying toilet paper sitting behind this blokes toilet waiting to be discovered.

 

What shall I do?  I don't really know the geezer so I cant just pop round.  Do I hope he never discovers it?  Or maybe hope if someone does find it they won't remember my double flush and put 2 and 2 together?

 

Quite a predicament I'm sure you'd agree.

 

Any advice greatly appreciated.

 

 

 

 

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Beliall

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2 minutes ago, purpleronnie said:

Critical Advice Needed.

 

I was at a get together last night....someone I didn't know but my mate knew...anyway I needed a poo.  I usually try and go before I go out as I'm not a fan of pooing in other people's loo's.

 

I knew I couldn't hold this one in.  So I went.  For some reason after I had finished I stood up to admire my work.  The toilet roll wasn't on a holder it was just loose on top of the toilet.  As I picked it up I dropped in into the toilet.  So now its soaked through, so I wiped as best I could but was left with this large toilet roll completely soaked.

 

Not sure what to do next I decided to mush it up and flush it all down....destroy the evidence.  Well the toilet must of had a weak flush and it blocked it up.  So now what?  Well I tried a 2nd flush and hoped no-one would hear my double flush.  But no luck still blocked.  I couldn't do a third flush that would be insanity.  I decided to get all the paper back out and so I created a wet ball of used and some unused toilet paper.  I placed it behind the toilet (it was open at the back so no-one would see it). 

 

Anyway my mission was then to try and find a bag during the night and maybe discretely go back in the toilet and find a bin to put it in.  Well after a few beers I forgot about my mishap and eventually left.

 

Now all I can think of is this big lump of drying toilet paper sitting behind this blokes toilet waiting to be discovered.

 

What shall I do?  I don't really know the geezer so I cant just pop round.  Do I hope he never discovers it?  Or maybe hope if someone does find it they won't remember my double flush and put 2 and 2 together?

 

Quite a predicament I'm sure you'd agree.

 

Any advice greatly appreciated.

 

 

 

 

If you're never going back there, Don't worry about it

 

If you might go back there, I doubt anyone will mention it, don't worry about it

 

If you have a conscience , Get the guys number off your mate, talk the guy, tell the truth, if he's a decent human being he will understand and appreciate being told where that funny smell is coming from.

 

oh, and lol 

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49 minutes ago, Beliall said:

If you're never going back there, Don't worry about it

 

If you might go back there, I doubt anyone will mention it, don't worry about it

 

If you have a conscience , Get the guys number off your mate, talk the guy, tell the truth, if he's a decent human being he will understand and appreciate being told where that funny smell is coming from.

 

oh, and lol 

Told my mate he said he'll go round and get rid of it.:D

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3 hours ago, purpleronnie said:

Critical Advice Needed.

 

I was at a get together last night....someone I didn't know but my mate knew...anyway I needed a poo.  I usually try and go before I go out as I'm not a fan of pooing in other people's loo's.

 

I knew I couldn't hold this one in.  So I went.  For some reason after I had finished I stood up to admire my work.  The toilet roll wasn't on a holder it was just loose on top of the toilet.  As I picked it up I dropped in into the toilet.  So now its soaked through, so I wiped as best I could but was left with this large toilet roll completely soaked.

 

Not sure what to do next I decided to mush it up and flush it all down....destroy the evidence.  Well the toilet must of had a weak flush and it blocked it up.  So now what?  Well I tried a 2nd flush and hoped no-one would hear my double flush.  But no luck still blocked.  I couldn't do a third flush that would be insanity.  I decided to get all the paper back out and so I created a wet ball of used and some unused toilet paper.  I placed it behind the toilet (it was open at the back so no-one would see it). 

 

Anyway my mission was then to try and find a bag during the night and maybe discretely go back in the toilet and find a bin to put it in.  Well after a few beers I forgot about my mishap and eventually left.

 

Now all I can think of is this big lump of drying toilet paper sitting behind this blokes toilet waiting to be discovered.

 

What shall I do?  I don't really know the geezer so I cant just pop round.  Do I hope he never discovers it?  Or maybe hope if someone does find it they won't remember my double flush and put 2 and 2 together?

 

Quite a predicament I'm sure you'd agree.

 

Any advice greatly appreciated.

 

 

 

 

Wtf why didn't you put it in the bin? Surely everyone has a bin in their bathroom

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8 hours ago, Webbo said:

Got home from holidays last night, Anna Soubry was on our flight home.

Welcome home Webbo. I'm guessing 99% of FT posters won't have a clue who Anna Soubry is though. I confess I had to Google her just to double check. Bit of a MILF actually :thumbup:

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23 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Welcome home Webbo. I'm guessing 99% of FT posters won't have a clue who Anna Soubry is though. I confess I had to Google her just to double check. Bit of a MILF actually :thumbup:

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She's, like, a hundred years old.

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

I presume you have to pay a fee to get them around?

 

When I had issues with BT one option was for them to get someone round for about £70. Hence got a local extended familymember to do it for free.

 

nope. I've not been told of any charges and I don't expect to pay anything either! Especially considering the problem is in no way my fault at all.

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37 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

Nope ...    Lucky chump sums it up better Bucey.

 

Dropping my phone in the bath? Yeah, dead lucky.

 

Seriously, though - City to win, Slimani to score = a licence to print money.

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