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How Was Your Day?

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Fosse Boy

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Funny night.

The students' union were promoting a night where you paid £10 to get in but got seven free drinks. The tokens you were given to get said free drinks were jelly beans. Me and my mate were too late to buy the £10 ticket so we had to pay £6 (which included no free drinks).

So we decided to make a quick trip to Tesco to buy a packet of jelly beans and stashed them in our pockets.

On the door I got frisked but my mate didn't (guess I'm just the threatening looking type). They found the jelly beans and told me to leave. I claimed they were to freshen my breath (lame excuse) and that I had no idea that they were free drinks tokens for the night. My protestations of innocence worked and they let me in after I surrendered my stash.

My mate gave me half of his jelly beans and we got smashed for free. :beer: :thumbsup:

The End.

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The People's Hero

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Funny night.

The students' union were promoting a night where you paid £10 to get in but got seven free drinks. The tokens you were given to get said free drinks were jelly beans. Me and my mate were too late to buy the £10 ticket so we had to pay £6 (which included no free drinks).

So we decided to make a quick trip to Tesco to buy a packet of jelly beans and stashed them in our pockets.

On the door I got frisked but my mate didn't (guess I'm just the threatening looking type). They found the jelly beans and told me to leave. I claimed they were to freshen my breath (lame excuse) and that I had no idea that they were free drinks tokens for the night. My protestations of innocence worked and they let me in after I surrendered my stash.

My mate gave me half of his jelly beans and we got smashed for free. :beer: :thumbsup:

The End.

This exact same thing, minus the frisking, happened one night at my mate's union at some dodgy non-Uni in London.

The thing was just about EVERYONE had been tipped off. We didn't even pay to get in, we snuck in the back door.

Great night.

Well done on getting in after they found your stash though mate.

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Alexikokopops

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Funny night.

The students' union were promoting a night where you paid £10 to get in but got seven free drinks. The tokens you were given to get said free drinks were jelly beans. Me and my mate were too late to buy the £10 ticket so we had to pay £6 (which included no free drinks).

So we decided to make a quick trip to Tesco to buy a packet of jelly beans and stashed them in our pockets.

On the door I got frisked but my mate didn't (guess I'm just the threatening looking type). They found the jelly beans and told me to leave. I claimed they were to freshen my breath (lame excuse) and that I had no idea that they were free drinks tokens for the night. My protestations of innocence worked and they let me in after I surrendered my stash.

My mate gave me half of his jelly beans and we got smashed for free. :beer: :thumbsup:

The End.

What a ridiculous thing to use for tokens! At our Union there were them 20p Jelly Bean machines, it would've been carnage

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Fosse Boy

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This exact same thing, minus the frisking, happened one night at my mate's union at some dodgy non-Uni in London.

The thing was just about EVERYONE had been tipped off. We didn't even pay to get in, we snuck in the back door.

Great night.

Well done on getting in after they found your stash though mate.

I just persisted. I think they knew I was trying to do them over but the bloke couldn't be arsed to argue and let me straight in. :D

What a ridiculous thing to use for tokens! At our Union there were them 20p Jelly Bean machines, it would've been carnage

Sheer idiocy. But I guess I should come to expect it from a union that thinks it can solve the world's problems and doesn't actually give a rat's arse about its students. :rolleyes:

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welck12

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Sheer idiocy. But I guess I should come to expect it from a union that thinks it can solve the world's problems and doesn't actually give a rat's arse about its students. :rolleyes:

Think every union is the same, i know mine where like that. But at least they made sure we could get pissed everyday for cheap, £1 everyday!

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Tommeh

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Yesterday was IMMENSE. Great trip.

(See the difference between driving (facedriving) and fox travel there?! lol)

lol

I've made a list of things that had me in complete stitches and still crack up when I think about them now.

Fruitbag

Head driving

Casual culture

St. Pauli scarfs DOMINATION

All the people ched called a cu nt

White Magnum

Me somehow sleeeping with an ipod then waking up when its taken away

The state of the cars front

Blokes in the Escort

Phonecall to the van man at Woodhall!

Last night was certainly up there.

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lildave3

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lol

I've made a list of things that had me in complete stitches and still crack up when I think about them now.

Fruitbag

Head driving

Casual culture

St. Pauli scarfs DOMINATION

All the people ched called a cu nt

White Magnum

Me somehow sleeeping with an ipod then waking up when its taken away

The state of the cars front

Escourt

Phonecall to the van man at Woodhall!

Last night was certainly up there.

:crylaugh: I'd forgot that! That was brilliant :laugh: Half 12 in the morning and he's answering business calls. That's a man determined to beat the credit crunch right there.

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