How Was Your Day?

[Samilktray]

They're not too strict. It's Life where you get the bloody Spanish Inquisition.

True on so many levels.

Although when I went up Luffbraaa, I got asked half my families adresses to prove my identity... Joke.

[Guest]

Best of luck for tomorrow Leese

Thanks chum.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

True on so many levels.

Although when I went up Luffbraaa, I got asked half my families adresses to prove my identity... Joke.

-"What's your name?"

-Sa....

"When's your birthday?"

-The third...

"What's you middle name?"

-Pet....

"What's your address?"

-32 Colindale Av...

Don't give you any time to even think. Can't help but look tipsy.

[Samilktray]

-"What's your name?"

-Sa....

"When's your birthday?"

-The third...

"What's you middle name?"

-Pet....

"What's your address?"

-32 Colindale Av...

Don't give you any time to even think. Can't help but look tipsy.

I still find it weird your names not Michael.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I still find it weird your names not Michael.

You've clearly not watched enough Partridge then.

[Samilktray]

You've clearly not watched enough Partridge then.

But your Michael not Sam.

I'm Sam.

Me.

[Joe.]

You've clearly not watched enough Partridge then.

The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple is going to squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.

[Simi]

Cashback.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

But your Michael not Sam.

I'm Sam.

Me.

Nah, you're Milktray.

The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple is going to squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.

"It's hotter than the sun!"

Cashback.

SpiceWorld!

[Corky]

I know it's been said many times before, but I'd like to say Lise, all the best for the future and I hope it works out for you

[Bert]

They're not too strict. It's Life where you get the bloody Spanish Inquisition.

I'll make sure I'm up both then. If only for the agressive dancing at other men.

[Daggers]

Are you thinking cow pie?

Cow pie?

Did somone say cow pie?

[lookwhaticando]

Cow pie?

Did somone say cow pie?

You did.

Twice.

[Alexikokopops]

You kids don't watch enough of the first series of I'm Alan Partridge. The second series is absolute guff in comparison.

[lookwhaticando]

You kids don't watch enough of the first series of I'm Alan Partridge. The second series is absolute guff in comparison.

The second is very much enjoyable, even so. It's at its best in the third episode with fantastic man Dan.

The first is more brilliant by far.

Alan: "Do you know what it says on the side of my car?"

Sophie: "Tosser?"

Alan: "Jill, I have no sheaths."

Jill: "What?"

Alan: "Prophylactics... rubber johnnies... actually, being your age and everything..."

[Alexikokopops]

The second is very much enjoyable, even so. It's at its best in the third episode with fantastic man Dan.

The first is more brilliant by far.

Alan: "Do you know what it says on the side of my car?"

Sophie: "Tosser?"

Alan: "Jill, I have no sheaths."

Jill: "What?"

Alan: "Prophylactics... rubber johnnies... actually, being your age and everything..."

Don't get me wrong, the second series is enjoyable. The first series is AMAZING though. I think I watched an episode a day throughout my second year.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You kids don't watch enough of the first series of I'm Alan Partridge. The second series is absolute guff in comparison.

"We did have another sofa, but, err, it burnt down."

[lookwhaticando]

Don't get me wrong, the second series is enjoyable. The first series is AMAZING though. I think I watched an episode a day throughout my second year.

Then we're in complete agreement.

"Oooooh, she's more attractive than my wife"

"Dere's more to OIreland den dis"

[Alexikokopops]

Then we're in complete agreement.

"Oooooh, she's more attractive than my wife"

"Dere's more to OIreland den dis"

"Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

[lookwhaticando]

"Oooh! Scary Irish Men! Would you like to recruit me? I like your berets. They're worn by Suddam Hussein, Frank Spencer... The French"

[lildave3]

After saturday I feel the same.

Feleing the 21st for the next one. As payday for me is the 20th.

Not the 19th?

[Katy]

"Oooh! Scary Irish Men! Would you like to recruit me? I like your berets. They're worn by Suddam Hussein, Frank Spencer... The French"

"I'm leaving you, you COW!"

Edited 10 March 2009 by Katy

[Bellend Sebastian]

You kids don't watch enough of the first series of I'm Alan Partridge. The second series is absolute guff in comparison.

Nooo! The second series is brilliant too.

The bit where he does the Dante Fires presentation after impaling his foot on the fence is my favourite. 'Heeurrrghh...you know that feeling, where there's nothing coming up?'

[Alexikokopops]

Nooo! The second series is brilliant too.

The bit where he does the Dante Fires presentation after impaling his foot on the fence is my favourite. 'Heeurrrghh...you know that feeling, where there's nothing coming up?'

Don't get me wrong, the second series is enjoyable. The first series is AMAZING though. I think I watched an episode a day throughout my second year.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I'm going to make you keep saying it until you either admit I'm correct or vomit up your internal organs.

I will consider either a victory