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I won a box of chocolate willies at an Ann Summers Party for my knowledge of expletives. My daddy would be so proud.....

That's great! did you eat them all?

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Now, after a really good wine and a vat of cider, today feels very good. This bit where I tore the Head of my kids' school a new ringpiece was a bit of a low point.

What did you say??

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Who new jew was an offensive word? Thats like saying christian etc is offensive! :giggle:

Maybe we should start a chant down city when they are playing like tossers and call them jews?

...bad idea? yeah probably!

BTW if there are any jews on here i love you all! lol

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Got pissed out of me face last night and rolled back the years. My next door neighbour is an arsehole, so I got a tin of spaghetti out of the cupboard, popped her open and crept in to the garden. I then splattered spaghetti over all of his clothes on the washing line. Looked like there was a tidy G-Star white shirt on there as well. That will hurt him.

Not sure whether the finger will be pointed at me, I mean, let's face it, is a complete stranger going to go and buy a tin of spaghetti, find a random garden and then get down to business. Unlikely, so I reckon i'll be Prime Suspect.

I need an alibi.

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Got pissed out of me face last night and rolled back the years. My next door neighbour is an arsehole, so I got a tin of spaghetti out of the cupboard, popped her open and crept in to the garden. I then splattered spaghetti over all of his clothes on the washing line. Looked like there was a tidy G-Star white shirt on there as well. That will hurt him.

Not sure whether the finger will be pointed at me, I mean, let's face it, is a complete stranger going to go and buy a tin of spaghetti, find a random garden and then get down to business. Unlikely, so I reckon i'll be Prime Suspect.

I need an alibi.

You wore on here all night and what fun it was

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