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How Was Your Day?

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Daggers

Daggers

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It's half three and I can't sleep.

I can't sleep because the dog is snoring and the wife is coughing.

And in my dream I was handcuffed to the bed, someone had fitted me with a colostomy bag and 'they' were slicing flesh from my right leg for sandwiches. My bag had Wotsits in it.

I remember when all my dreams were about tit wanks and stuff.

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Asha

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It's half three and I can't sleep.

I can't sleep because the dog is snoring and the wife is coughing.

And in my dream I was handcuffed to the bed, someone had fitted me with a colostomy bag and 'they' were slicing flesh from my right leg for sandwiches. My bag had Wotsits in it.

I remember when all my dreams were about tit wanks and stuff.

You think that's bad?

I just woke up from a dream where I was locked in a room with like 34789453124687943 ladybirds flying around and occasionally attacking me.

Do you know how FUCKING SCARY that is?

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Matt

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Good Luck Matt!

Thank-You, I'm quite confident, the only thing that worries me is the amount of other people who have applied - I don't know how many have applied but going on past experience of applying for jobs recently I think a fair few people would be going for this job, people with perhaps more experience, Oh well, **Confident thoughts**.

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lou

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Thank-You, I'm quite confident, the only thing that worries me is the amount of other people who have applied - I don't know how many have applied but going on past experience of applying for jobs recently I think a fair few people would be going for this job, people with perhaps more experience, Oh well, **Confident thoughts**.

Thats it! Doesnt matter how many apply, youre the best candidate and you just need to let them know that lol

My day..... some bloke at work just called me " a bit of a Milf" and everyone fell about laughing because I dont know what he means and no one will tell me... bastards! :rolleyes: Is it bad? :unsure:

One more sleep for Swansea! :)

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Asha

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Thats it! Doesnt matter how many apply, youre the best candidate and you just need to let them know that lol

My day..... some bloke at work just called me " a bit of a Milf" and everyone fell about laughing because I dont know what he means and no one will tell me... bastards! :rolleyes: Is it bad? :unsure:

One more sleep for Swansea! :)

'Milf' stands for 'mother i'd like to fook'

;)

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Libertine

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You think that's bad?

I just woke up from a dream where I was locked in a room with like 34789453124687943 ladybirds flying around and occasionally attacking me.

Do you know how FUCKING SCARY that is?

That's nothing.

Change 'birds' for 'boys' and you've got yourself a nightmare.

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AoWW

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My day..... some bloke at work just called me " a bit of a Milf" and everyone fell about laughing because I dont know what he means and no one will tell me... bastards! :rolleyes: Is it bad? :unsure:

lol That made me giggle. Bless ya. :giggle:

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Ford Super Sunday

Ford Super Sunday

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Thats it! Doesnt matter how many apply, youre the best candidate and you just need to let them know that lol

My day..... some bloke at work just called me " a bit of a Milf" and everyone fell about laughing because I dont know what he means and no one will tell me... bastards! :rolleyes: Is it bad? :unsure:

One more sleep for Swansea! :)

:giggle: Better than being called a GILF though

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