How Was Your Day?

[KFS]

Any of you mugs on 'holiday' in Bournemouth at the moment? If so, put your shoes, shirts and shorts on when walking through town. Sick of standing in Tescos in the same viscinity of someone's Speedo tight pencil dick.

[Rincewind]

Went Oadby. Tried the pubs at the far end. I'm sure there were two pubs there after The Fox and The Dog. The Wheel and one opposite.

Anyway not much for real ale drinkers that end. Two everards or was it three?

 

Anyway finished up in the wetherspoons and had a Piri Piri half chicken. Not bad.

[Tom17LCFC]

Had a few beers with the family last night, got to about 2am and everyone went to bed so I thought it'd be a fantastic idea to head out!! Don't know what happened but ended up in Sophbeck with a few mates, didn't get bed 'til about 8, absolutely horrid hangover today.

[cambridgefox]

Been hungover most of the day. Went out last night with a few friends, night started alright few beers in the slug and lettuce, few more in Hakamou then onto terrace.

Me and my friend got chatting to a couple of girls, not the best looking but nice enough. A few beers, sambuca's and jäger bombs later we decided to move onto XY with them. So we get in XY get a couple of bottles of wine each and a load more shots. These girls are well up for it now and they ask us to go back too there's with them, 'course we will babe' (its only about 2am and we've left our friends in the club)

Get back to the girl who I'm getting with's house, get inside and my friend sneaks off to a bedroom with the other girl. So I'm there with this girl, going well and we go up to her bedroom, she goes into the bathroom to get changed, I'm left in the bedroom so start getting undressed. Lay down and my head starts spinning and get a watery feeling in my mouth, I can't hold it in 'sppllasshhh" vomited all over her bed & bedroom floor. She comes back in see's all the sick and starts shouting. Her mate comes running in and she's shouting aswell, they chuck me & my mate out. We didn't know where we were so started walking, walked about a mile and ended up outside the Red Cow in LFE. Rang a taxi picked us up and took us home. Only noticed this morning that in all the commotion I left my watch in her bedroom.

Brilliant,I went with some lass in Benidorm years ago and slept with this bird. my mates were worried sick as I just disappeared all night without telling them,anyway arrived on the beach to applause,whilst I was singing " no lay no lay on holiday" my play on Ole,ole feeling hot hot hot.,whilst pointing at my mates.Anyway the next night she came to our room,I put some music on to help the mood,now these were the days of tapes,I turned it over,I remember it was creams first birthday( yes I m old) and it was my mates favourite at the time although he had taped it off the radio.Nothing,oh well back to business etc.Next morning my mate went mental when he realised i had pressed record and he had CF porn for the radio over his tape.The following day arrived at the airport and saw my fling with her mates.My mate walked up with his ghetto blaster pressed play and told her I pressed record on purpose.They were like a load of Tom Cats after us it was hilarious .

[cambridgefox]

Got pissed and didn't drink too much either at a mates yesterday felt fairly rough to say the least.Not felt that bad for years

I had been helping at "the world peashooting Championships" all day in the sun, drinking fook all might of made things worse.

Edited 14 July 2013 by cambridgefox

[MikeyT]

Did sod all. Boring, boring, boring!

[The Year Of The Fox]

Brilliant,I went with some lass in Benidorm years ago and slept with this bird. my mates were worried sick as I just disappeared all night without telling them,anyway arrived on the beach to applause,whilst I was singing " no lay no lay on holiday" my play on Ole,ole feeling hot hot hot.,whilst pointing at my mates.Anyway the next night she came to our room,I put some music on to help the mood,now these were the days of tapes,I turned it over,I remember it was creams first birthday( yes I m old) and it was my mates favourite at the time although he had taped it off the radio.Nothing,oh well back to business etc.Next morning my mate went mental when he realised i had pressed record and he had CF porn for the radio over his tape.The following day arrived at the airport and saw my fling with her mates.My mate walked up with his ghetto blaster pressed play and told her I pressed record on purpose.They were like a load of Tom Cats after us it was hilarious .

 

I was about 20 when I went Benidorm with our mates. The first night we were absolutely wankered having been drinking at EMA from 4am that day. I met this bird in what was called The Village Pub-I knew nothing about this til the next day but apparently we were on top of each other dry shagging on the pubs sofa (family pub too)

 

Well, I thought, she's well easy I'll be getting laid this holiday for sure. The next night she had her hands down my shorts whilst in the Red Dog. Had to do the old nip and tuck on the dance floor. Tried sliding my hand up to her area and she took my hand away after the briefest of contacts up there blaming it on a sharp fingernail

 

A couple of nights later we skanked everyone else and ended up on the beach after a skin ful at about 5am. Thought I'd encourage matters by going skinny dipping. She came in with me but got nothing. Emerged out at 7am in broad day light having to run up the beach starkers to get my clothes to find out my phone and 50 euros had gone missing. Their last night my mate tried getting with her mate. We were invited back to their apartment to 'finish a bottle of wine' we clearly thought we were in here. I got **** all, my mate got his fingers wet

 

Unbeknownst to me (all the lads knew) that this bird |I chased for 7 days was a virgin and had no intention of sleeping with me!

[Finnegan]

Stu, she sounds mental. Avoid.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Stu, she sounds mental. Avoid.

I'm going back to 2007 here, she's not even on my facebook !

 

Geordie/Mackem bird from Peterlee she was. Not even that fit either

[cambridgefox]

 

I was about 20 when I went Benidorm with our mates. The first night we were absolutely wankered having been drinking at EMA from 4am that day. I met this bird in what was called The Village Pub-I knew nothing about this til the next day but apparently we were on top of each other dry shagging on the pubs sofa (family pub too)

 

Well, I thought, she's well easy I'll be getting laid this holiday for sure. The next night she had her hands down my shorts whilst in the Red Dog. Had to do the old nip and tuck on the dance floor. Tried sliding my hand up to her area and she took my hand away after the briefest of contacts up there blaming it on a sharp fingernail

 

A couple of nights later we skanked everyone else and ended up on the beach after a skin ful at about 5am. Thought I'd encourage matters by going skinny dipping. She came in with me but got nothing. Emerged out at 7am in broad day light having to run up the beach starkers to get my clothes to find out my phone and 50 euros had gone missing. Their last night my mate tried getting with her mate. We were invited back to their apartment to 'finish a bottle of wine' we clearly thought we were in here. I got **** all, my mate got his fingers wet

 

Unbeknownst to me (all the lads knew) that this bird |I chased for 7 days was a virgin and had no intention of sleeping with me!

Excellent.Bloody tease,what a waste of time and effort.i nicked my mates clothes at the hotel swimming pool,same holiday when I dared him to jump in at lunchtime.Mug,as if Wouldn't nick them,another mate had a shit off the balcony.We were 16 floors up!

Have you seen those superb sand sculptures they do near the promenade?there was an absolute fantastic life size horse and my mate tried getting on it pissed,fell off and tried to kick its head off.He got chased down the beach by the creator ,much to our amusement.Next day our mate decided he would do his own bit of sand sculpture a 12 FT cock." What's that mummy" whilst kids being dragged away by their parents.Those were the days.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Excellent.Bloody tease,what a waste of time and effort.i nicked my mates clothes at the hotel swimming pool,same holiday when I dared him to jump in at lunchtime.Mug,as if Wouldn't nick them,another mate had a shit off the balcony.We were 16 floors up!

Have you seen those superb sand sculptures they do near the promenade?there was an absolute fantastic life size horse and my mate tried getting on it pissed,fell off and tried to kick its head off.He got chased down the beach by the creator ,much to our amusement.Next day our mate decided he would do his own bit of sand sculpture a 12 FT cock." What's that mummy" whilst kids being dragged away by their parents.Those were the days.

haha

 

Yeh the sand sculptures are brilliant. I'd been twice before I went with my English mates with that Spanish mate I mentioned in another thread. I also took the current missis a couple of years ago. It's a bit clichéd really. It's like Skegness/Blackpool but abroad and I came to the conclusion to due to the ratio of blokes to girls it's no good for a lads pulling holiday either. But the beaches are fantastic as is the sea clear.

 

The same holiday with the lads I got pulled up on stage in the Red Dog by 'sticky Vicky's daughter' (Dirty Barbara perhaps) I had to pull things out her minge with my teeth (three times) The string on each occasion got shorter and shorter whilst my massive nose remained the same size

[Finnegan]

I'm going back to 2007 here, she's not even on my facebook !

Geordie/Mackem bird from Peterlee she was. Not even that fit either

I meant having kids with ya missus!!

[The Year Of The Fox]

I meant having kids with ya missus!!

Ah !

 

I know! Can't help thinking I'm partly to blame though!

[Soar Fox]

I went Kavos 3 years ago, our apartments were right on the beach and we saw this island a good 10 miles out to sea.

Walking back to the apartment one night with 2 mates down the beac absolutely smashed, and the owner of the apartments had his little boat on the beach. So we thought it would be a laugh to get in his boat and row over to the island at about 5am. Got about a 100 yards out to sea and the boat started sinking and taking in water. We had to leave the boat and swim back to shore. Luckily the owner never find out it was us.

Edited 14 July 2013 by steve_walsh

[The Year Of The Fox]

I went Kavos 3 years ago, our apartments were right on the beach and we saw this island a good 10 miles out to sea.

Walking back to the apartment one night with 2 mates down the beac absolutely smashed, and the owner of the apartments had his little boat on the beach. So we thought it would be a laugh to get in his boat and row over to the island at about 5am. Got about a 100 yards out to sea and the boat started sinking and taking in water. We had to leave and swim back to shore. Luckily the owner never find out it was us.

Think we need a separate lads holiday thread really. There's one of me in Riga which turned out to be a trip from hell

[Rincewind]

I look forward to it.

[cambridgefox]

I went Kavos 3 years ago, our apartments were right on the beach and we saw this island a good 10 miles out to sea.

Walking back to the apartment one night with 2 mates down the beac absolutely smashed, and the owner of the apartments had his little boat on the beach. So we thought it would be a laugh to get in his boat and row over to the island at about 5am. Got about a 100 yards out to sea and the boat started sinking and taking in water. We had to leave the boat and swim back to shore. Luckily the owner never find out it was us.

Freddie Flintoff!

[Soar Fox]

Think we need a separate lads holiday thread really. There's one of me in Riga which turned out to be a trip from hell

I think we do, love reading about lads holiday stories.

[Soar Fox]

Freddie Flintoff!

Didn't know about the Flintoff incident, just read it now and it's quite similar

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Great 3 days off work now. Getting ready to move house In less than 2 weeks

[purpleronnie]

Got 2 days off, planning to spend most of it drinking beer in the sunshine, feels like 30 degrees already.

[Leicesterpool]

This morning was my first day of training, and my god it was hard! First of all we did like a medical, we're we you know measuring our heights, lifting weights, a bleep test something like that. I was alright when we we're running about indoors but when we went outside it was tougher, the heat and the sun was a killer. To be honest i think everyone involved was struggling to cope with the heat. I've gotta go in for the rest of the week now! plus it's not setting stone but on friday we could be going to St Georges Park and supposedly Gary Neville is going to come down to give us a lecture and also David James supposedly.  

[purpleronnie]

This morning was my first day of training, and my god it was hard! First of all we did like a medical, we're we you know measuring our heights, lifting weights, a bleep test something like that. I was alright when we we're running about indoors but when we went outside it was tougher, the heat and the sun was a killer. To be honest i think everyone involved was struggling to cope with the heat. I've gotta go in for the rest of the week now! plus it's not setting stone but on friday we could be going to St Georges Park and supposedly Gary Neville is going to come down to give us a lecture and also David James supposedly.  

Always a downside.

[Leicesterpool]

Always a downside.

I know

[Corky]

Always a downside.

 

The David James one will be great.