coale39 Posted 8 March 2008 Share Posted 8 March 2008 Not enough times it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 8 March 2008 Share Posted 8 March 2008 Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyT Posted 8 March 2008 Share Posted 8 March 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Why do they not make planes out of the same material used to make the black box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Why is an orange, orange ? I dont really know how to word what im asking properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 To be or not to be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 To be or not to be ? Is that the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Is that the question? That... is the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy G Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Why is it called a 6 pack when you can actually get an 8 pack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Why are lizzies sexier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Why is it that everyone on this forum seems to have read the Little Book Of Stupid Questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coale39 Posted 9 March 2008 Share Posted 9 March 2008 Why is it that everyone on this forum seems to have read the Little Book Of Stupid Questions? Dur this years best seller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Here's my silly question...Why do they secure coffins, it's not as if they are going to escape! £1 tesco voucher for silly answer Big-dog-bites-man type over-reaction. Jesus started it! And look at the hassle that's caused over the centuries. Clearly they'd rather keep a lid on that sort of thing nowadays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l444ry Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Academics at the London University New Academic Terminology Information Centre (L.U.N.A.T.I.C.) have announced that their 20 year search for the "Question that has no answer" has finally ended. The question, first shown at the L.U.N.A.T.I.C. annual conference in Whitby Bay last year resulted in a team being locked away to try and find an answer. "We think we do have the question which has no answer" beamed a slighty bleary eyed Professor. "Despite the combined efforts of England's leading academics, Leading Dictionary owners, Department of Culture,and various famous authors no answer has been found" The Government have been quick to slap an infamously murky D Notice on the question stating it would also be protected under the "Official Secrets Act". Members of the Intelligence Services have also been drafted in to bug various key peoples homes to eavesdrop on any informal discussions in the hope a solution can be found. The question in question has been leaked by an unnamed Under Secretary in the Cabinet Office. The question to which there is no answer is: "What is the opposite of opposite?" Oxford & Cambridge, Collins and Wykpedia have offered £100,000 for the first person to give the answer. "The money's safe as houses!" crowed MD David Vernastein. What is opposite to opposite... The Government has also announced there will also be investigations into other mysteries.. Other subjects under scrutiny include: Why are wrong numbers never engaged? What was the best thing before sliced bread? And why are bees knees so special? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnerz Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 If love is blind why is lingerie so expensive? Also...a slightly serious question i've always wondered... If Kleenex tissues are meant to rid 99.9% of germs then why not just eat them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny. Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? because I'm so damn hot they can't stay away. (see sexy jumper) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 because I'm so damn hot they can't stay away.(see sexy jumper) hmmm, I can see the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Do retired train engineers become derailed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Do retired train engineers become derailed? Does Brewer Fox ever tun out of questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Does Brewer Fox ever tun out of questions? Is that a sensible question? Did you mean to actually say 'run' out of questions? Would it make sanse if you said that instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Is that a sensible question?Did you mean to actually say 'run' out of questions? Would it make sanse if you said that instead? Woollawolla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Do retired train engineers become derailed? nope, they just go offline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 10 March 2008 Share Posted 10 March 2008 Do retired civil lawyers become distorted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 If it's a 24 hour shop, why do they have locks on the doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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