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What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Pandas, stupid wankers.

If you can't feed yourself then die you idiot bastards.

The worst of it is, we are told that they eat bamboo, which is true. Just watch them in the wild, they said. But then I found out that bamboo has no real nutritional value for the panda. It's only because it is the closest thing to hand that they eat the stuff. They are essentially the animal kingdom's equivalent of celery eaters.

Stupid.

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The worst of it is, we are told that they eat bamboo, which is true. Just watch them in the wild, they said. But then I found out that bamboo has no real nutritional value for the panda. It's only because it is the closest thing to hand that they eat the stuff. They are essentially the animal kingdom's equivalent of celery eaters.

Stupid.

I bet not even a starving panda would eat Quorn

How stupid are people who eat Quorn? Quorn is like the animal kingdom's dust made into little dusty lumps.

Bleurgh.

Vegetarians should eat sliced panda.

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4. DVLA

If you're going to send out tax reminders, do it every time my bloody tax is due, not just when you feel like it. Or just email me a pissing reminder. Don't just not send me it.

Bunch of arseholes.

They won't send me a tax disc to my current address because apparently my car is registered to my old address.

I've sent off the change of address form TWICE now.. the first time being when I moved, back in September.

I rang them about it and they threatened to

a) Fine me if I didn't display valid tax.

b) Fine me for not telling them of my change of address.

RIGHT. Ok.

So I go to the DVLA office in Maidstone with half a reg document (the other half posted to sodding DVLA Swansea Idiot Farm) but I'd colour photocopied my bit as I'm not as stupid as I look.

So I've got my reg document, my driving license, my MOT, I've even got a sodding picture of my girlfriend in my bloody wallet.. I'm that prepared to be in it for the long haul. It gets to my turn. I should have just said I WANT TO BUY SOME TAX, but I blurted out the whole story in my anger.

I'll send a change of address form the woman helpfully suggests.... BUT.. YOU HAVE ONE THERE???? Give it to me. It's ok, we'll send it to you at 7 Old Sch........ that's my OLD address.

I want to cry sometimes.

Anyway, is it sorted yet? Is it fu ck. My tax expires at the end of this month, my vehicle is registered to an address I don't live at, I don't have the reminders the woman in the DVLA office wants to see BECAUSE THEY WERE SENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS and all she wanted to take issue was with why I only had half a bleedin' registration document.

It shouldn't be this difficult to tax a sodding vehicle.

The best bit is that the official advice I've been given is to do it online (straight from the horses mouth: "because the people in the DVLA offices tend to be a bit dim"!!!) and the result is that my tax disc will be sent to an address I don't live at and have no access to. Thanks DVLA. Will you then fine me for not displaying it? OOooh and then a £10 charge to reissue the fu cker because you're a bunch of raging cockbadger fucktards? Here you go. Wait a minute. Why not invoice me at my OLD address? I bet you know my current address now huh?

I'm going to go to the post office tomorrow and try my luck there. I just really want to buy a tax disc. I'm hoping this method will guarantee the disc is placed in my hand... and not someone else's mailbox.

Anyone on here live in Swansea? Could you pop along and hurry the cu nts up a bit?

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I'm convinced the DVLA consists of one person in a portakabin in Swansea. Their job is to open the post, shred it and then randomly send out tax reminder notices inbetween colouring in the odd tax disc. I imagine that person is called Merl and that this is their first proper job.

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I'm convinced the DVLA consists of one person in a portakabin in Swansea. Their job is to open the post, shred it and then randomly send out tax reminder notices inbetween colouring in the odd tax disc. I imagine that person is called Merl and that this is their first proper job.

I suggest you go down there give him a good telling off!!

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Websense. What a load of shit.

There's a choice to block 'EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL' even though you are in school.

And I was doing a Casino Royale project. Typed in Casino Royale in google and every link is blocked because of the word Casino. Annoying!!!

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When you are writing in Microsoft Word a sentence which appears to make sense, and then that irritating green squiggly line appears underneath.

So you right click, or find out what you have done wrong - and it says Fragment Error (Consider Revising).

Firstly, thanks for that. That really tells me what I have done wrong.

And how the hell do I know what to Consider Revising if I don't know what the hell I have written wrong!

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I bet not even a starving panda would eat Quorn

How stupid are people who eat Quorn? Quorn is like the animal kingdom's dust made into little dusty lumps.

Bleurgh.

Vegetarians should eat sliced panda.

And you should be forced fed dry Quorn.

People who refuse to open their mind just a tiny bit to see other people's point of view.

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