What grinds my gears...

[Raw Dykes]

Put John Barnes life story on and within 5 minutes he was talking about how his skin colour has stopped him getting job.

No it hasn't it's probably because you have done shite jobs wherever you've gone.

 

A bit rich.

 

Do you think New Order would have asked a white man to do a rap in the middle of their record?

[Royston.]

 

 

Put John Barnes life story on and within 5 minutes he was talking about how his skin colour has stopped him getting a blow job.

No it hasn't it's probably because you have done shite jobs wherever you've gone.

Edited 21 August 2015 by Royston.

[Nalis]

Put John Barnes life story on and within 5 minutes he was talking about how his skin colour has stopped him getting a blow job.

No it hasn't it's probably because you have done shite jobs wherever you've gone.

If you are going to the effort of changing the first job to blowjob at 4am, you could at least change it in the second paragraph too.

[Saxondale]

LinkedIn.

Not only does it obviously creep all over your personal details, but is used by so many wankers.

There are several very specifc types of wankers on LinkedIn, the worst of which are the utter twats who post shite business inspiration quotes, which, most of the time, don't even make sense.

Edited 21 August 2015 by BornBlue

[Stadt]

willy puller

Edit: yep, just as I thought

Edited 21 August 2015 by Wookie

[Saxondale]

willy puller

Edit: yep, just as I thought

Auto censoring madness!

[Matt]

Weirdos on adverts; The webuyanycar.com and Postcode Lottery adverts in particular.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

What about the chav slag, chav twat, blithering idiot and sex pest ones for Halfords trying to convince you it is not possible to fit a headlight bulb by yourself, so take it to Halfords?

[The Doctor]

A bit rich.

 

Do you think New Order would have asked a white man to do a rap in the middle of their record?

 

Well, as Eminem has spent his life proving, white people can't rap. But, one of Englands first teamers for a world cup song? probably.

[Facecloth]

Weirdos on adverts; The webuyanycar.com and Postcode Lottery adverts in particular.

The **** who likes his food, women and cars fast in the WBAC advert pisses me off.

[Wymsey]

The Aldi adverts.

''I like this one but I also like this one.''

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

The Aldi adverts.

''I like this one but I also like this one.''

I wish they did more realistic ones

Kid in tears,

"I like Frosties but dad lost his job so now I'm eating Artificially Coloured Card Shapes"

Angry mother

"I was duped into buying this inferior washing powder as the packaging infringed on copyright of a more familiar brand. The small saving was cancelled out at the checkout as I had to pay for the carrier bags"

Lonely father

"I took some Aldi lager to a dinner party a close friend of mine was hosting. He turned me away at the door."

[Collibosher70]

lorry drivers who decide to overtake another lorry by going 1 mph faster...arghhhhhhh cvnts

[lavrentis]

Anyone ever taken a walk across Westminster Bridge recently?

 

Full of Romanian gangs conning tourists with a ball in a cup game. Quite sad really

[The Doctor]

I wish they did more realistic ones

Kid in tears,

"I like Frosties but dad lost his job so now I'm eating Artificially Coloured Card Shapes"

Angry mother

"I was duped into buying this inferior washing powder as the packaging infringed on copyright of a more familiar brand. The small saving was cancelled out at the checkout as I had to pay for the carrier bags"

Lonely father

"I took some Aldi lager to a dinner party a close friend of mine was hosting. He turned me away at the door."

 

Aldi isn't actually that bad, good value for money and the food is fine, particularly the bratwurst

Edited 22 August 2015 by The Doctor

[Brenfox]

Car hunting when you have no idea what you want.

[sphericalfox]

Car hunting when you have no idea what you want.

 

You're doing it the wrong way round. Ask yourself what you need first. That way you can narrow the field down.

[Unabomber]

The soar point always being full of man u fans, so ti

[z-layrex]

The soar point always being full of man u fans, so ti

The worst thing about Man U fans is tha

[Rincewind]

Virgin media. Unable to access my email/ Tried on my tablet and mobile in pub and failed so thought it was a bad connection. Got  home and having the same  problem on myhomw PC. Googlw wont let me connect.

Would not mind usually but bought stuff off ebay and wanted to check an invoice and reply to a question to a seller.

[stix]

Reply through ebay then.

[RonnieTodger]

Man Utd fans on Facebook pretending to be not bothered about Pedro and predicting that he will flop at Chelsea using Cuadrado as evidence. 

 

99% of their internet fans have never been to a game. The proper ones that actually have any knowledge must stay off Facebook and Twitter. 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Virgin media. Unable to access my email/ Tried on my tablet and mobile in pub and failed so thought it was a bad connection. Got  home and having the same  problem on myhomw PC. Googlw wont let me connect.

Would not mind usually but bought stuff off ebay and wanted to check an invoice and reply to a question to a seller.

 

Judging by your normal typing, you are probably miles out with your password. Try looking at the key you are about to press

 

Aldi isn't actually that bad, good value for money and the food is fine, particularly the bratwurst

No I know, Aldi and Lidl are pretty good for what they are, can't knock their general quality or prices

Iceland is the real culprit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khGQSqocvGU&app=desktop

[shill]

People who can't spell weird right, driving round with thousands in the bank.

[Rincewind]

Reply through ebay then.

Did do. It wasnt logging in, it was the server.Replied to an email and it posted through Ebay. Spaces are automatically placed after a full stop and beginning of sentences.Well they do when I type. Looks neater, but I can close them if you like and everyone else does the same. I see nothing wrong with what I have just typed.