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What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Sir Fynwy

Sir Fynwy

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Fvcking Yodel.

I've just had a text to say they've successfully delivered my parcel. Not to me they fvcking haven't!!

Yodel delivery guy asked me to take a delivery for 1 of our neighbours 2 weeks ago, I told him he'd better give them a card because I don't like them and won't take the package to them, guess what, it's sat in my garage still.

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Dr The Singh

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Yodel delivery guy asked me to take a delivery for 1 of our neighbours 2 weeks ago, I told him he'd better give them a card because I don't like them and won't take the package to them, guess what, it's sat in my garage still.

Thank fook for that, I thought it wasn't delivered,I will be over in a jiffy to pick it up
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Parafox

Parafox

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Defragging the hard drive, why does it take 14hours? I don't even look at porn!!

 

Supermarkets not providing decent, nice to eat, white bread. All the mass produced stuff is sh1t and their own brands are terrible quality. I don't like wholemeal or that 50/50 garbage, I just want PROPER unbleached white bread. And stuff your "artisan" bread, what a rip-off. Surely there's a demand for the real thing that supermarkets can meet?

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Buce

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Fvcking Yodel did deliver my parcel - to an address four fvcking miles away..

Amazingly, the lovely lady who lives there drove over and dropped it off first thing this morning, after finding it dumped on top of her car.

Why on earth do companies continue to use Yodel? I can only assume they are really cheap.

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Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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Using the sink to do a full body wash because I refuse to clean the disgusting hair-and-grim-filled shower having not used it in about a month and a half due to house-sitting at my parents (left it nice and shiny when I went away).  Then going to have a shit but having to clean up the period blood that had been left to crust on the seat.  I know who to blame for the shower but now that I live with two women I can't decide if the period blood's thanks to the filthy showerer or the Chinese girl who regularly goes to have shits while clearly in a loud telephone conversation with her family back home.

 

Really being put off women right now the filthy sluts. lol

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StanSP

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Left it on top of her car lol lol

Using the sink to do a full body wash because I refuse to clean the disgusting hair-and-grim-filled shower having not used it in about a month and a half due to house-sitting at my parents (left it nice and shiny when I went away). Then going to have a shit but having to clean up the period blood that had been left to crust on the seat. I know who to blame for the shower but now that I live with two women I can't decide if the period blood's thanks to the filthy showerer or the Chinese girl who regularly goes to have shits while clearly in a loud telephone conversation with her family back home.

Really being put off women right now the filthy sluts. lol

That is absolutely rank.
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Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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Move out or start a cleaning rota.

Or arrange for a cleaner to come round every week or two.

I'm planning on being gone in a month or two anyway, just waiting for a few things to click into place.  It's quite interesting seeing what's happened to the shower since I last used it - I always suspected I was the only one looking after it, I had no idea how bad she really was though, it's like a shower version of the Trainspotting toilet in there lol

 

Update: I have had the awkward "I clearly think you're a filthy slag but I have no idea how to broach the issue" conversation.  Let's see what the shower's like when I get home from work...

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Nalis

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I'm planning on being gone in a month or two anyway, just waiting for a few things to click into place. It's quite interesting seeing what's happened to the shower since I last used it - I always suspected I was the only one looking after it, I had no idea how bad she really was though, it's like a shower version of the Trainspotting toilet in there lol

Update: I have had the awkward "I clearly think you're a filthy slag but I have no idea how to broach the issue" conversation. Let's see what the shower's like when I get home from work...

You should take before and after pics of the shower.

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sphericalfox

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I'm planning on being gone in a month or two anyway, just waiting for a few things to click into place.  It's quite interesting seeing what's happened to the shower since I last used it - I always suspected I was the only one looking after it, I had no idea how bad she really was though, it's like a shower version of the Trainspotting toilet in there lol

 

Update: I have had the awkward "I clearly think you're a filthy slag but I have no idea how to broach the issue" conversation.  Let's see what the shower's like when I get home from work...

 

You'd probably should pick up a new toothbrush on the way home, and keep it in your room...

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Buce

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I'm planning on being gone in a month or two anyway, just waiting for a few things to click into place. It's quite interesting seeing what's happened to the shower since I last used it - I always suspected I was the only one looking after it, I had no idea how bad she really was though, it's like a shower version of the Trainspotting toilet in there lol

Update: I have had the awkward "I clearly think you're a filthy slag but I have no idea how to broach the issue" conversation. Let's see what the shower's like when I get home from work...

I think what we all want to know, Carl, is - are you shagging her?

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Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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Customers who feel the need to explain why they're looking for a particular item as though it will somehow affect its presence in the physical realm.  What's that?  Your husband signed you up to hold a stall at your school fete without your knowledge?  Well that changes everything madam, we didn't have the stuff you're asking for before but now you've told me that I reckon I know exactly where it will have appeared out of thin air.

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Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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When people fixing things for you do not listen.

I've taken my TV decoders to the satellite provider. The 'technician' lady couldn't get the devices to work. I told her to plug in the 'heartbeat', which connects the two boxes.

Lady: No, we don't do that until later.

Well, 5 mins later, of nothing happening she plugs in the heartbeat in and it works.

Why just not listen from the beginning?!!

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