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The plague?! lol

 

If only we were all sophisticated football connoisseurs like you.

They are annoying though. The club will post a link to an interview with Danny Drinkwater, or Danny Simpson, or even a story about Vardy scoring run, and half the comments will be "Where's Mahrez?" " Mehrez is Liecster!" Half them not able spel his name or the team correctly. It's annoying, and pointless.

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Mrs (.) (.)

 

Moan, moan, moan, moan, more moaning, ****ing moaning and then constant ****ing moaning since I've come home from work.

 

 

Apparently making the dinner, washing up, bathing the kids, putting them to bed and letting her watch shitty soaps isn't enough,

 

Maybe because she's doing everything?

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Maybe because she's doing everything?

He means he is doing everything whilst she sits there watching soaps.

 

(.)(.) you need to take your boxers off and look down. Somewhere down there you should be able to locate your cock and balls.

 

Once located proceed to grab them and slap Mrs (.)(.) in the face with them. Show her your dominance and make her get off the sofa, do all the work then rub your feet whilst you sit in your chair watching repeats of Vardy's goalscoring run.

 

(This advice was brought to you by Kingcarr21 life skills)

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Mrs (.) (.)

 

Moan, moan, moan, moan, more moaning, ****ing moaning and then constant ****ing moaning since I've come home from work.

 

 

Apparently making the dinner, washing up, bathing the kids, putting them to bed and letting her watch shitty soaps isn't enough,

 

Don't stand for that man! 

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They are annoying though. The club will post a link to an interview with Danny Drinkwater, or Danny Simpson, or even a story about Vardy scoring run, and half the comments will be "Where's Mahrez?" " Mehrez is Liecster!" Half them not able spel his name or the team correctly. It's annoying, and pointless.

 

It's facebook.

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The plague?! lol

 

If only we were all sophisticated football connoisseurs like you.

I'm not on the official Facebook page that often myself - it's just something that strikes me as both highly odd and highly annoying. They're not interested in an interesting debate, it's just one big Algerian troll army out there.

 

Oh, and it's "connaisseurs" these days.

 

(Sorry, I got caught up in the spelling debate in that other thread :ph34r:)

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Been trying to call BT, and have waited 25 minutes just to get through.

 

The ''sorry, we're currently receiving a large number of calls, please be patient and a customer service advisor will be available to you'' message, and the waiting music are really frustrating.

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People who don't make their fair share of tea in the office! we have the laziest two women in our office that NEVER make tea but have one every time someone makes a round! does my swede in!

 

Or people who no matter how many times you have strong tea with 1 sugar, just ignore it and make you a coffee or don't put sugar in etc. We've worked together for 5 fooking years!!

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We have to wear Christmas jumpers at Christmas ........     zzzzzzzzz !!         But this year the missus has just bought me one to wear ....   Its a LCFC one in light grey with a snowman on wearing a real blue and white scarf thats stitched to the outside .....     Bloody great it is and I'm wearing it right now in fact !!           So, if you are in the same boat ...   Go and get one !! 

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Can't complain too much about the Facebook invasion on the LCFC page; it's annoying but at least it shows we've made it to the big time!

 

One of my friends who I know through my OH grinds my gears though, she is the embodiment of self centered. We joke we should run a book on how long it takes her to use "I" in a sentence. Honestly, she's one of those who can turn anything, anything, into something about her, whether it's her experiences, something she's done better, or how great her life is going to be when she moves closer to her hometown.

 

At the minute it's about the fact her marriage is next year, and what will happen, moving to a house because the babies will follow shortly. And as her fiance is going to have this amazing, well paid job she won't need to go back to work and can live the happy housewife life she genuinely dreams of? She was having a go at a pregnant colleague the other day, sniping that at least she'll be married when she has her kids and there I am sitting with everyone, all of whom are in the full knowledge that my parents, together 30 years, never married, a literal bastard. Mouth. Brain. Engage.

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Or people who no matter how many times you have strong tea with 1 sugar, just ignore it and make you a coffee or don't put sugar in etc. We've worked together for 5 fooking years!!

 

This would be my second rant! I drink tea strong no sugar so its not exactly a difficult task, the amount of times I basically get hot milky water makes me wonder if they actually understand me!

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Once you're over 65 all the junk mail is depressing - cheap funerals, private medical insurance "guaranteed", how best to leave something for your "loved ones". F**k off and leave me alone.   

Cheap viagra?

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Once you're over 65 all the junk mail is depressing - cheap funerals, private medical insurance "guaranteed", how best to leave something for your "loved ones". F**k off and leave me alone.   

You only need to worry when Dignitas start sending you special offers.

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