What grinds my gears...

[Thracian]

You only need to worry when Dignitas start sending you special offers.

 

 

Haha, if I lived in Leicester I reckon the council would do that!  

[Nalis]

This would be my second rant! I drink tea strong no sugar so its not exactly a difficult task, the amount of times I basically get hot milky water makes me wonder if they actually understand me!

I agree, this video pretty much optimises how I feel about someone making me shit tea.

https://youtu.be/FtK_vfp8po8

[StanSP]

Been trying to call BT, and have waited 25 minutes just to get through.

 

The ''sorry, we're currently receiving a large number of calls, please be patient and a customer service advisor will be available to you'' message, and the waiting musicth  are really frustrating.

 

good luck mate. their customer service is shit. i had tons of problems with them ringing them up or chatting them on their live chat. they always over-promised and under-delivered. had so many problems in the course of a month I wrote a 3-page complaint letter to them

[Webbo]

Every time I order anything from Aliexpress I get shit loads of spam emails.

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Once you're over 65 all the junk mail is depressing - cheap funerals, private medical insurance "guaranteed", how best to leave something for your "loved ones". F**k off and leave me alone.   

Don't you get a free pen or carriage clock just for enquiring about these products, well thats what Michael Parkinson, June Whitfield etc will have you believe on their daytime adverts. Every cloud.....etc etc...

[Rincewind]

I think you get it after the first payment or it takes  that long to arrive the cancellation period has passed. 

[Dr The Singh]

Every time I order anything from Aliexpress I get shit loads of spam emails.

As I told you before, just buy your electrics from Anne Summers, its the same stuff with better packaging

[StanSP]

nah but we've got a new temp in and he's being a right awkward bastard. tries to lecture me on the Pearson situation and comes up with random stuff, unprompted like 'cambiasso was good for you guys last season' or 'so what do you think of Blatter and Platini'. i'm like mate i'm on the phone stop talking to me.

 

he's done it again today .

 

 

our desks are positioned so there's 6 to each bay/set of desks. I'm sitting on one side at the end and he's sitting on the opposite side on the opposite end. I start dialling on my phone and see him look over. The phone is to my ear, he's still looking over and out of nowhere he says 'so what do you think of Gary Neville at Valencia then' . 

 

it's like he has no concept that I have to get on with some work and as much as I'd love to talk about football all day I can't! And I know for a fact whatever I say he'll say I'm wrong

[Footballwipe]

Adults who have Twitter bios like they're still in early KS3 education.

 

"@XXXXX is the love of my life she/he is the most beautiful thing ever he/she is the best thing that ever happened to me love you lots mwah mine forever."

 

Firstly, you're not 12, you're a fully grown human being and secondly this always seems to come over as some kind of possesive tool to point out that you either "belong" or they "belong" to you.

 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Adults who have Twitter bios like they're still in early KS3 education.

 

"@XXXXX is the love of my life she/he is the most beautiful thing ever he/she is the best thing that ever happened to me love you lots mwah mine forever."

 

Firstly, you're not 12, you're a fully grown human being and secondly this always seems to come over as some kind of possesive tool to point out that you either "belong" or they "belong" to you.

 

 

I prefer

 

"Ruined her #gotmylegover #needapissandashower"

[Stadt]

"My girlfriend is my world"

No **** off

[AKCJ]

I know that the "#luckygirl" hashtag will piss me off no end on Christmas day.

[Wymsey]

People who say 'on my life or 'on my God's life' to claim they're being honest.

[goose2010]

I know that the "#luckygirl" hashtag will piss me off no end on Christmas day.

under the picture of a Michael Kors handbag or Pandora Bracelet. I can see it now!

[Guest Mee-9]

Myself.

For the past few weeks everytime I've gone out I've been leathered and have suffered the next day.

Last night was the same.

[bovril]

Myself.

For the past few weeks everytime I've gone out I've been leathered and have suffered the next day.

Last night was the same.

 

I've been doing the same. People are going to be getting bar receipts for Christmas.

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The teenager in the Tesco Christmas adverts, annoying as fvck. Tesco have enough problems without that ponce trying to sell their stuff.

[Matt]

The JD Sport adverts, not sure why, think it's more to do with their tag line "Undisputed Kings of Style" which i'm surprised has passed advertising standards as it's both false and misleading advertisement.

Edited 5 December 2015 by Matt

[Beliall]

The teenager in the Tesco Christmas adverts, annoying as fvck. Tesco have enough problems without that ponce trying to sell their stuff.

 

those tesco ads as a whole are awful

[MooseBreath]

Dan Humpfranks or whatever his name is on football focus saying "it's illegal these days not to mention Jamie Vardy" as if he doesn't deserve every ounce of recognition he is getting.

[srbfox]

People, I'm only 31 but I have met enough people in my life not too want to meet anyone new.

No offence guys

[MooseBreath]

People do tend to be quite disappointing. They're so plain. Myself included. I've literally never got anything interesting to say, and rarely meet anyone who has.

[Rincewind]

That's the most accurate post you have made.

[Dr The Singh]

That's the most accurate post you have made.

Rich comming from you Rincy

[Rincewind]

Rich comming from you Rincy

I have never said I am perfect. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I  am too modest to admit it.