What grinds my gears...

[Vicki Vixen]

People who think it's acceptable to go to a football match stinking of B.O.

You know who you are!

http://youtu.be/RAzqIx0LDbU

[Free Falling Foxes]

Drivers who have parked on the grass verges on our street. After all the rain in previous months, they now resemble some thing from the Somme.

Edited 28 January 2016 by Free Falling Foxes

[Rincewind]

My Mother is at a business do in Burton and sent me a picture of her with Boris Johnson.

 

Been trying to delete it for the past 10 minutes but everytime I try the screen freezes, really annoying.

No chance. He hangs around like a dog's fart.

[Soar Fox]

BMW.

I bought a car from them last Wednesday & when I picked it up it had no front mats. The lad I dealt with said he'd order them & send them out to me. I also bought the paint protection kit which was £300.

Now I know it's not even been a week yet but I've rang them 3 times. Once Saturday no answer, Sunday they said it was his day off so they took my name & number and get him to ring me, today they said he's with a client.

For a big company like BMW I feel the customer service is rather poor.

[Royston.]

driving a ford fusion and reading someone complaining his new bmw has no front mats.

[kingcarr21]

driving a ford fusion and reading someone complaining his new bmw has no front mats.

Don't be hating on the BMW owners just because you're a pauper

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Bought a Veyron and it came with a Cherry air freshener the bastards promised Blueberry.

[Webbo]

Bought a Veyron and it came with a Cherry air freshener the bastards promised Blueberry.

I hate it when that happens.

[Buce]

BMW.

I bought a car from them last Wednesday & when I picked it up it had no front mats. The lad I dealt with said he'd order them & send them out to me. I also bought the paint protection kit which was £300.

Now I know it's not even been a week yet but I've rang them 3 times. Once Saturday no answer, Sunday they said it was his day off so they took my name & number and get him to ring me, today they said he's with a client.

For a big company like BMW I feel the customer service is rather poor.

I know how you feel.

I had to uncork my own Champagne, at breakfast. Friggin' butler and his days off.

[Samilktray]

Do BMW's come with indicators as standard yet?

[Royston.]

Don't be hating on the BMW owners just because you're a pauper

 

to be fair i'd still be hatin' on them if i drove one

[Soar Fox]

I was more annoyed at the customer service than having no mats.

[Jon the Hat]

Do BMW's come with indicators as standard yet?

 

If you buy the right one they come with a lot as standard.  Wouldn't go below the 5 series personally.

[Soar Fox]

Do BMW's come with indicators as standard yet?

Who uses indicators these days? It's all about the triple light.

[Soar Fox]

If you buy the right one they come with a lot as standard. Wouldn't go below the 5 series personally.

I've got the 3 series M sport and the only thing I've noticed it hasn't got is electric folding mirrors.

Oh & front mats.

[z-layrex]

'Lad' wannabe bellends who refer to their mates as a squad. So ****ing cringing.

[Buce]

'Lad' wannabe bellends who refer to their mates as a squad. So ****ing cringing.

Yeah.

Everyone knows it's a posse..

[Nalis]

Does anyone still use crew?

[MC Prussian]

When young dimwits talk to their wannabe-girlfriend on the phone whilst riding the train, keeping everyone around them fairly entertained with pathetic swooning.

 

Aahh, youth.

[sphericalfox]

When young dimwits talk to their wannabe-girlfriend on the phone whilst riding the train, keeping everyone around them fairly entertained with pathetic swooning.

 

Aahh, youth.

 

someone's jel.  

[MC Prussian]

someone's jel.  

 

She could be (enter derogative term of your choice here) and (enter derogative term of your choice here), for all I know.

[Stadt]

That andrex advert that asks people "how clean do you feel after going to the toilet?"

 

 

And then various nobbers say riduclius things like, 

 

"I feel as clean as a hippo."

 

Hippos aren't clean, they're covered in mud from africa water.

 

"As clean as pink candy floss."

 

What?

 

"As clean as a squid."

"...As clean as a squid, hahaha, I love that!"

 

No.

 

 

 

 

Finally it says "How andrex do you feel?"

 

I don't feel very andrex at all.

[Beliall]

 

"I feel as clean as a hippo."

 

 

[kingcarr21]

That andrex advert that asks people "how clean do you feel after going to the toilet?"

 

 

And then various nobbers say riduclius things like, 

 

"I feel as clean as a hippo."

 

Hippos aren't clean, they're covered in mud from africa water.

 

"As clean as pink candy floss."

 

What?

 

"As clean as a squid."

"...As clean as a squid, hahaha, I love that!"

 

No.

 

 

 

 

Finally it says "How andrex do you feel?"

 

I don't feel very andrex at all.

That stupid bint who says 'as clean as a squid, I love that'

 

Cant ****ing stand that advert

[MC Prussian]

Spring's coming in early this year, I see. My eyes!!!