What grinds my gears...

[Mike Oxlong]

Sky had Fish O'Mania on Sky Sports 5 for 5 hours yesterday afternoon.

So exciting I almost fell off me perch.

[Raw Dykes]

Lefties these days. I've always considered myself a leftie, not because I want a cohesive society or because I care about the rights and liberties of others but because I hate injustice and I hate ignorance. Problem is there's more ignorance with lefties these days and stupid philosophy from third wave feminists, vegans and social justice warriors. The new generation has been told it can change the world and now there's a mass of idiots using buzzwords to make themselves seem intelligent and of course you can not defy them because they are la leftie and somehow, according to this bullshit society, inherently correct. I swear I'm being turned into a sociopath and yearning to become far right because of this moronic direction the world is taking. I'm being trampled on by a bunch of knights (and knightesses and trans Knights etc) in shining armour that are sat on high horses (of all colors, not just white) and the horses have consented to be ridden.

 

Couldn't agree more.

 

This is a huge problem, and I think there are many, many people like you and I who feel this way. It's truly shocking what is going on.

 

They might be lefties, but in no sense are they liberal.

 

They're racist and sexist bigots, and they're trying to rewrite the dictionary in order to appear not so. They love censorship and would stamp on anyone with an opinion even slightly different to their own.

 

Didn't think 1984 could become a reality so soon.

 

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if Brexit and the amount of support a moron like Trump has is down to them in the most part.

[Dr The Singh]

1984 was a bad year, the Indian Army massacred many, in the name of Hindustan, genocidal attacks of the worst kind,........left or right, mankind seems to find a excuse to do its worst

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Quest is a great channel, where else can you watch salvage hunter?

 

When Quest had 4 episodes of How It's Made a night and Saturday crime specials it was my favourite channel. It's garbage now with those 2 fat idiots on that Auction Wankers, Robson Green's Fishing Like a Twat, and Wheeler Dickheads

 

I think they've purposefully made it shit to make you pay up and get Discovery/Science

[Strokes]

When Quest had 4 episodes of How It's Made a night and Saturday crime specials it was my favourite channel. It's garbage now with those 2 fat idiots on that Auction Wankers, Robson Green's Fishing Like a Twat, and Wheeler Dickheads

 

I think they've purposefully made it shit to make you pay up and get Discovery/Science

I like all of that.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

I like all of that.

 

Damn it. If people actually watch this shite they'll never bring back my night time learning shows!

[Sharpe's Fox]

I like Wheeler Dealers both enjoyable and informative imo

[Strokes]

I like Wheeler Dealers both enjoyable and informative imo

Ed China knows his shit, I've learnt quite a bit from watching him

[Sharpe's Fox]

Ed China knows his shit, I've learnt quite a bit from watching him

Yup proper blokes tele an' all I don't care about horsepower or track speeds I want to know how to fix the windscreen wipers on an original golf gti

[Fox in the North]

Getting up at 4:30am to travel 6 hours to Scotland for a match, getting concussed at the kick off, miss all the match, then travelling back down to get home for 1am Monday. Bloody fantastic.

[Steven]

Sky had Fish O'Mania on Sky Sports 5 for 5 hours yesterday afternoon.

So exciting I almost fell off me perch.

Ruddy hell. Stop carping on about it.

[Carl the Llama]

Let's not get carried away with fish puns; there's a time and a plaice for that sort of behaviour.

[Royston.]

you fishing for rep points there carl?

 

im sure some idiot will take the bait.

[StanSP]

sounds like you guys are having a whale of a time with these puns. you lot need to grow up though.

[Alf Bentley]

Stan's right. You lads need to move on from fishy puns.

 

Enjoy some music instead.

 

Just turn up the bass, comb your mullet, fill your glass to the bream and enjoy some "Sweet Sole Music" by Salmon Dave. Classic tune-ah!

[StanSP]

Stan's right. You lads need to move on from fishy puns.

 

Enjoy some music instead.

 

Just turn up the bass, comb your mullet, fill your glass to the bream and enjoy some "Sweet Sole Music" by Salmon Dave. Classic tune-ah!

 

cod do better to be fair

[bovril]

I can't salmon the courage to add my own pun.

[Alf Bentley]

cod do better to be fair

 

 

You've smoked me out and given me a right roasting there. I feel like I've been battered.

 

I'm off to trawl the Net - prawnhub, something like that. I won't get my rod out, though.

[Buce]

If anyone knows a better fish pun than this, let minnow..

[Wymsey]

More mentions of fish than ať my local chippy.

[Mike Oxlong]

A lot of recent posters are talking out of their https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/aholehole

[Stadt]

More mentions of fish than ať my local chippy.

 

honestly what is your porpoise here?

[MC Prussian]

When the washroom architecture and placement of the toilet paper roll is forcing you to become a contortionist by sheer design.

[StanSP]

When the washroom architecture and placement of the toilet paper roll is forcing you to become a contortionist by sheer design.

 

struggling to see the fish pun here

[Facecloth]

struggling to see the fish pun here

He's made himself look a right pollock.