What grinds my gears...

[Katy]

Calm down Alan.

Yeah!

[lildave3]

Yeah!

I like the idea of calling you Alan.

It shall stick.

[Katy]

I like the idea of calling you Alan.

It shall stick.

Fine by me Dev. As long it's not a shit deviation of my actual name, I do not mind.

[lildave3]

Fine by me Dev. As long it's not a shit deviation of my actual name, I do not mind.

Ok Alan.

Did you just space my name out in the quote bit?

[Katy]

Ok Alan.

Did you just space my name out in the quote bit?

Not intentionally. The laptop has a mind of it's own this evening.

[Thracian]

Chapter One:

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Endless advertisements on television.

Time-wasting and unnecessary stoppages in football matches.

Players having to leave the field after injury when they're fit and ready to continue without delaying the game.

People who drive with their fog lights on when it's not foggy.

People who hog the centre lane oblivious to anyone else.

Bad mannered driving generally.

Slow, shabby or indifferent service.

Delays while there's a problem with someone's plastic.

Speed cameras partly concealed at the bottom of hills.

Forests of street furniture.

Traffic wardens.

[Scow]

Plastic casing (for things like shavers) - it's impossible to open them with your bare hands.

[StanSP]

Crisps packets that are only half-full. Waste.

[The People's Hero]

Plastic casing (for things like shavers) - it's impossible to open them with your bare hands.

Good shout.

[Katy]

Doctors: fooking useless.

[Tilley]

Plastic casing (for things like shavers) - it's impossible to open them with your bare hands.

Agree.

This is a pain in the arse.

[Asha]

Diohoreha - fook OFF I HAVE ALL READY HAD 50 SHITS TODAY

Thanks for that.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Snoring. I can hear the girl next door's boyfriend snoring through the wall. How loud must that be? The poor love. Not only is he a shortarse, at night he sounds like he's warning ships of his position

[Samilktray]

Shaving in general.

I really needs a shave, but cannot be arsed and would much rather pretend that my bum fluff is real stubble and that I do have a goatee.

[Daggers]

I can hear the girl next door's boyfriend snoring through the wall.

Sounds like she's shit in bed - you ought to try a different wall.

[Raj]

Snoring. I can hear the girl next door's boyfriend snoring through the wall. How loud must that be? The poor love. Not only is he a shortarse, at night he sounds like he's warning ships of his position

Can you hear them fcuking?

[Corky]

Can you hear them fcuking?

Maybe they don't do "it"

[Raj]

Maybe they don't do "it"

I know how they feel.....

[Bellend Sebastian]

I thought that's what they were doing at first, it was so loud. She's going to be too tired for anything like that after a night being kept awake by that racket.

She should pop round and see me

[Guest]

Snoring. I can hear the girl next door's boyfriend snoring through the wall. How loud must that be? The poor love. Not only is he a shortarse, at night he sounds like he's warning ships of his position

People should be made to sleep in silence.

[Corky]

People should be made to sleep in silence.

I agree. People who snore have no consideration for anyone else, particularly those that don't.

[Fox You Forest]

When you fancy some late night cereals but forgot to buy milk.

[StanSP]

When you fancy some late night cereals but forgot to buy milk.

Or when you want the cereal late at night but remember you didn't think ahead in the morning and not save any for that night!

[Nationwider]

People should be made to sleep in silence.

I agree. People who snore have no consideration for anyone else, particularly those that don't.

I enjoy a good snore and have done so for years. It's my choice to snore and I'm aware of the risks attached. I never snore in other people's houses, or if I'm eating out - and I certainly don't snore in front of the family, except occasionlly on Sunday afternoons or Christmas Day, when I'll enjoy a crafty snore after lunch. I have tried to give up snoring - I even tried wearing a patch over my eye, but it didn't work. Although it looked quite fetching.

What do the likes of Lisa and Corky want? No snoring in public? Snoring shelters at the end of streets? It's just political correctness gone mad. Mad.

[JakeShingler]

Thanks for that.

aLL GOOD NOW.