What grinds my gears...

[martinrowland]

Splitting headaches that just won't shift.

Same here, whatever i do it just wont go

[AoWW]

Same here, whatever i do it just wont go

Try drinking tonic water (and painkillers!). Worked for me t'other day.

[Granno]

WHERE ARE ALL THE SIGNINGS??? threads.

[Edmund]

Hayfever, beautiful weather yet it murders me.

:@ :@ :@ :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Bilo]

People in shops who give out torn notes in change.

Wankers.

Oi.

Perhaps I should explain a bit more. I didn't know it was torn until I handed it to him. Even offering to change it for a better one was met with 'you're just trying to fob me off with a shit note.' Yes, yes it was all a cunning plot to palm off a rubbish fiver onto a complete stranger because that's the kind of thing I love to do. The only reason I get up in the morning is to hand scruffy banknotes to people.' Fucknut.

Edited 25 June 2009 by Bilo

[purpleronnie]

People who Twitter.

[stez]

Kind of ironic on this thread, but people whinging for no good reason.

Had someone moaning today because I paid them out with a torn fiver. If that's all you've got to worry about, you're having a better day than me sunshine.

they wouldn't be torn if people didn't insist on ripping them to 'make sure they're real'

[Bilo]

they wouldn't be torn if people didn't insist on ripping them to 'make sure they're real'

This as well.

And why do people insist on writing things like Barbara's Rent Money in the watermark?

[AoWW]

Power cuts when you desperately need to get something done and are up against a deadline. Well, fook it, the reports sure as hell aren't gonna get done by tomirrow now.

Arrrgggghhhhh! Today really hasn't been my day.

[MC Prussian]

Online Michael Jackson obituaries.

[ACF]

People who have long sigs- Dr The Singh....

[AoWW]

Not so much gear grinding... more just ugghhhhhh!!!!!

Not realising you've dropped a raspberry on the kitchen floor, then standing on it... the sensation of something unknown squelching underfoot and oozing up between your toes.... *shudders*

(and yes, this did just happen... it's not simply the product of my over-active imagination!)

[stez]

Online Michael Jackson obituaries.

radio and tv coverage of a man they've done nothing but slag off, and not play the music of, for the last 10 years (or so)

[Fez of Mahrez]

"Served on a bed of"

It's not served on a bed of anything. There's a pile of rice on the plate and you've plonked a bit of fish on top.

Twats.

[Fez of Mahrez]

And on a similar culinary note, the use of the term "hors d'oeuvre" here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/i...als/8118574.stm

If you're going to use it, at least look it up in the dictionary or put your name on the article so I know who to direct my ire towards.

In case you can't spot it, they've gone for "h'orderve".

Edited 28 June 2009 by Fez

[StanSP]

The time lag/network lag on PES 2008 online.

Annoying.

[lavrentis]

Noel Edmonds' face.

[DB11]

Noel Edmonds' face.

Sort it out then

[Smudge]

And on a similar culinary note, the use of the term "hors d'oeuvre" here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/i...als/8118574.stm

If you're going to use it, at least look it up in the dictionary or put your name on the article so I know who to direct my ire towards.

In case you can't spot it, they've gone for "h'orderve".

Shouldn't it have been "tapas"?

Ole

[Bert]

Inconsiderate Fuckers around my area, robbing the milk factory, so the alarm goes off when I'm just about to go to bed.

[MC Prussian]

Influenza

Drivers who're entering a main road and who feel the need to squish their car into a narrow gap between mine and the one in front of me.

People that drive 60 km/h in an 80km/h zone and the ones doing 80 on a 100 stretch on a one-lane motorway. W@nkers!!!

Edited 30 June 2009 by Alexei

[The Birch]

Going into a room and forgetting what you went in for.

That's old age.

I do this all the time and I'm only 21 I have a poor memory.

[Tommeh]

Some guy yesterday who went into KFC after filling up leaving his shitty Mondeo in the only available unleaded pump at shell services.

Absolute willy puller.

[Bilo]

I do this all the time and I'm only 21 I have a poor memory.

Glad I'm not the only one.

Reassuring.

[Corky]

The lack of a breeze in this hot weather.