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What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Tilley

Tilley

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Women.

First of all, a woman decided to sit at the roundabout at Fosse Park whilst the lights were on GREEN and nearly caused a crash or two.

Secondly, some woman was crossing the road behind a parked car and jumped straight out in front of me. My heart skipped a fucking beat, luckily I swerved and she jumped back to the pavement. I stopped and gave her a bollocking and she apologised a million times, fucking idiot.

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AoWW

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Carving fooking pumkins!

Infact Halloween. Been coned into a party and I am told by Mrs H that I have to dress up. Is Elvis scary?

Pumpkins in general. Make me want to heave - even just the smell of them makes me go green. :sick: I think it could have something to do with eating pumpkin pie (and imagining it would be nice) when I was very, very drunk at a party when I was much younger. Never again.

Women.

First of all, a woman decided to sit at the roundabout at Fosse Park whilst the lights were on GREEN and nearly caused a crash or two.

Secondly, some woman was crossing the road behind a parked car and jumped straight out in front of me. My heart skipped a fucking beat, luckily I swerved and she jumped back to the pavement. I stopped and gave her a bollocking and she apologised a million times, fucking idiot.

You're all heart. :P

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AjcW

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My boss saying I look like Michael Buble... if I looked like him I wouldn't be working, I would be at home with a beautiful woman 24 hours a day lol...

Anyway I finally retaliated tonight and started my own rendition of let me go home I wanna go home half way through service :).

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Every Breath You Take. ;)

People who sing this at karaoke or on 'talent shows' who make it sound all smiley and happy. It's a dark, dark song, essentially about stalking someone, you cretins! :angry:

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lou

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Advanced Hair Studio ads featuring Shane Warne.

Stick to what you're good at Shane.

Orgies with young blondes behind his wifes back? lol

My boss saying I look like Michael Buble... if I looked like him I wouldn't be working, I would be at home with a beautiful woman 24 hours a day lol...

Anyway I finally retaliated tonight and started my own rendition of let me go home I wanna go home half way through service :).

No, if you SANG like him you wouldnt be lol

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