What grinds my gears...

[Tabou]

EMO!

I fall more into the 'Gimp' Catergory.

Seriously, I want to hear about how some bloke ran off and married a lama or something.

Radio 1 sucks twiglets..

EDIT. I would like to point out I have no problems.

Edited 20 August 2008 by Tabou

[James.]

Why people find it nessecary to put 'age' on the end of words at every opportunity is beyond me.

Definitely.

And "FACT" or "FACTOID" at the end of every post.

[coale39]

Why people find it nessecary to put 'age' on the end of words at every opportunity is beyond me.

But how could people describe their bondage sessions!

[The People's Hero]

Definitely.

And "FACT" or "FACTOID" at the end of every post.

FACTAGE.

[James.]

FACTAGE.

CUNTOID.

[Dr The Singh]

CUNTOID.

I want to get one of those, there supposed to be really good!!!

[Koke]

People, mainly men, who wear socks with sandals.

Bus ticket prices

Excessive engineering works

I do that sometimes

[purpleronnie]

People who pronounce R's where there isnt any.

i.e. Bath would be pronounced Barrrttthh.

[Tabou]

I do that sometimes

You have to be joking?

If your going to do that, you may as well go the whole hog and abuse old ladies.

[James.]

You have to be joking?

If your going to do that, you may as well go the whole hog and abuse old ladies.

I do that sometimes. In a nice way.

[Tabou]

I do that sometimes. In a nice way.

There is nothing nice about old people.

[James.]

There is nothing nice about old people.

Yes there is, they're too weak to say no.

Oh my god. Tabou brings the worst out in people.

[Tabou]

Yes there is, they're too weak to say no.

Oh my god. Tabou brings the worst out in people.

It's because I'm sick.

Did you know, Tabou had to sign the sex offenders register on his 18th Birthday?

Factage.

[James.]

I'll tell you what else. The toilets at my work. Disgusting. About 500 blokes sharing 6 cubicles. For the quick-witted or those in posession of a calculator you'll know that is 83.33 men per toilet.

Let's be conservative and assume 1 in 2 blokes take a shit at work, that's a massive 41.67 shits per toilet per day. That's a pretty big shit rate. Over 12 hours that's 3.47 shits per hour, constantly.

They're horrible.

[Corky]

Again , I would like to put Jo Whiley in here .

Her chainging tracks are stupid.

Grrr.

Get some people with some REAL problems on your show love, not some bird who put on a few pounds because her boyfriend looked at another woman's titties.

It gives listeners a vital break from hearing Jo Whiley fawn all over some non-entity.

[Daggers]

I'll tell you what else. The toilets at my work. Disgusting. About 500 blokes sharing 6 cubicles. For the quick-witted or those in posession of a calculator you'll know that is 83.33 men per toilet.

You need to call The Guinness Book of Records.

...and if they aren't interested in your company's record breaking feat then send a PM to Tabou.

[Tabou]

You need to call The Guinness Book of Records.

...and if they aren't interested in your company's record breaking feat then send a PM to Tabou.

Yeh, PM me.

[Daggers]

Vets.

[Thracian]

I'll tell you what else. The toilets at my work. Disgusting. About 500 blokes sharing 6 cubicles. For the quick-witted or those in posession of a calculator you'll know that is 83.33 men per toilet.

Let's be conservative and assume 1 in 2 blokes take a shit at work, that's a massive 41.67 shits per toilet per day. That's a pretty big shit rate. Over 12 hours that's 3.47 shits per hour, constantly.

They're horrible.

That could be unique. I've never known anyone employ a shit monitor!

[Tabou]

People who don't acknowledge or thank you for waiting patiently whilst they drive past parked cars, even though I have right of way.

If this is you, be warned. Next time, I will chase you home and abuse you pets.

[Daggers]

I'll tell you what else. The toilets at my work. Disgusting. About 500 blokes sharing 6 cubicles. For the quick-witted or those in posession of a calculator you'll know that is 83.33 men per toilet.

Let's be conservative and assume 1 in 2 blokes take a shit at work, that's a massive 41.67 shits per toilet per day. That's a pretty big shit rate. Over 12 hours that's 3.47 shits per hour, constantly.

They're horrible.

You could make a cracking little spreadsheet out of this.

I'd love to see it.

[Guest]

People who don't acknowledge or thank you for waiting patiently whilst they drive past parked cars, even though I have right of way.

If this is you, be warned. Next time, I will chase you home and abuse you pets.

Any excuse, eh?

[Guest]

Blokes with poor personal hygiene, usually found at gigs standing within a 6ft radius of me.

The minority of smokers who cannot last more than 2 seconds without a ciggy, and think that this means the "no smoking" rules therefore don't apply to them. The fact that many smokers do manage not to smoke is an alien concept to them, but then again, so is the art of "thinking". I feel sorry for these characters, I bet they have never left the country in their pathetic lives.

[Katy]

Blokes with poor personal hygiene, usually found at gigs standing within a 6ft radius of me.

The minority of smokers who cannot last more than 2 seconds without a ciggy, and think that this means the "no smoking" rules therefore don't apply to them. The fact that many smokers do manage not to smoke is an alien concept to them, but then again, so is the art of "thinking". I feel sorry for these characters, I bet they have never left the country in their pathetic lives.

Apart from that though, Kasabian were good yes?

[The People's Hero]

People who don't know their own names!

Also people who have a different opinion to me. Losers.

Oh and carnies. I hate carnies.