What grinds my gears...

[AoWW]

Urban foxes.

If they were urbane it wouldn't be so bad, but they aren't.

Death to all urban foxes.

That's such a TPH thing to say.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anyone on Facebook that's become a fan of something along the lines of:

'Don't you just hate it when you're trying to watch TV and Sean Paul bursts in telling you how he sticks to his girls like glue?'

I've made that one up, but pages along those lines have really got my goat, as it were.

Edited 19 January 2010 by Michael The Work Geordie

[Samilktray]

Hate it when your with MC Hammer and he wont let you touch anything, myself.

[Simi]

Hate it when your with MC Hammer and he wont let you touch anything, myself.

Same, but what's more annoying is when I'm with Jason Derulo and he keeps asking what I said.

[The Doctor]

Hate it when your with MC Hammer and he wont let you touch anything, myself.

can't stand people that play their music out loud on a bus, then when i give them "the evils" they act like pissy school children and have a pop at me.

At least if your going to insult me make it more classy than "feck you carrot top" because that's unimaginative and completely wrong.

These people look like the sort that would be just giving it away so they've probably got chylamdia and i actually give a toss about my health and also the top of a carrot is green not orange.

[Samilktray]

Same, but what's more annoying is when I'm with Jason Derulo and he keeps asking what I said.

Not as bad as when the Black Eyed Peas keep asking you to meet them half way and you cant be arsed.

[StanSP]

can't stand people that play their music out loud on a bus, then when i give them "the evils" they act like pissy school children and have a pop at me.

At least if your going to insult me make it more classy than "feck you carrot top" because that's unimaginative and completely wrong.

These people look like the sort that would be just giving it away so they've probably got chylamdia and i actually give a toss about my health and also the top of a carrot is green not orange.

you're ginger

[The Doctor]

you're ginger

aah but the spice ginger is more of a beige colour than orange so i'm not really am I. Hmmm?

[Guest]

That prat of a doctor calling for a ban on butter.

Butter is not the issue, mate. It's the consumption of other high fat food that's the problem. And seeing as butter is more expensive than spreads, I would hazard a guess that the people eating a junk food diet aren't even having butter in their diets.

If anyone interferes with my right to have toast and butter, they will regret it.

[Bilo]

That prat of a doctor calling for a ban on butter.

Butter is not the issue, mate. It's the consumption of other high fat food that's the problem. And seeing as butter is more expensive than spreads, I would hazard a guess that the people eating a junk food diet aren't even having butter in their diets.

If anyone interferes with my right to have toast and butter, they will regret it.

I sometimes have butter as a special treat and would cheerfully rip this guy's throat out if that was taken away.

LURPAK IS THE SHIT!

[AoWW]

Writing school reports. Time to open the wine, me thinks.

Later it could turn into a long night fuelled by black coffee and red bull.

Edited 19 January 2010 by anotherofwalshieswomen

[Webbo]

Writing school reports. Time to open the wine, me thinks.

Later it could turn into a long night fuelled by black coffee and red bull.

Copy and paste

A satisfactory year

or

Could do better

and randomly apply to each report. Job done.

[AoWW]

Copy and paste

A satisfactory year

or

Could do better

and randomly apply to each report. Job done.

Can I really just put 'to try harder' as a target for each and every pupil?

[Ford Super Sunday]

Can I really just put 'to try harder' as a target for each and every pupil?

Or you could just be really, really honest and say what you think

'Joey is a fine student, unfortunately I feel sick every time I see his greasy-haired, spotty face, so the sooner you buy him some cosmetics, then he might start to get my respect.'

[AoWW]

Or you could just be really, really honest and say what you think

'Joey is a fine student, unfortunately I feel sick every time I see his greasy-haired, spotty face, so the sooner you buy him some cosmetics, then he might start to get my respect.'

You know Joey?! Small world!

[StanSP]

You know Joey?! Small world!

It's either his own son, or the kid that bullies his son. That's how he knows him

[Ford Super Sunday]

It's either his own son, or the kid that bullies his son. That's how he knows him

I'm only 20! Just because I live in Braunstone doesn't mean we all have rampant syphillis ridden sex at the age of 11 and father babies, with an eternal life on a council estate sccoping benefits!

[StanSP]

I'm only 20! Just because I live in Braunstone doesn't mean we all have rampant syphillis ridden sex at the age of 11 and father babies, with an eternal life on a council estate sccoping benefits!

I had no idea Braunstone was like that.

I thought it was a very nice suburb of Leicester. But if that's the stereotype you wanna give it

[purpleronnie]

Dermot O'dreary.

[StanSP]

Getting shampoo in my eyes.

My eyes are bad enough as it is.

[Samilktray]

The amount of Facebook statuses involving Blackberrys.

Just no, please stop.

[The Doctor]

power cuts. Been having them daily the past couple of weeks. How frigging hard is it to keep the power on for more than one day?

[Daggers]

That prat of a doctor calling for a ban on butter.

Butter is not the issue, mate. It's the consumption of other high fat food that's the problem. And seeing as butter is more expensive than spreads, I would hazard a guess that the people eating a junk food diet aren't even having butter in their diets.

If anyone interferes with my right to have toast and butter, they will regret it.

[lavrentis]

I was installing a fire alarm and was given the wrong type of ladder.

[StanSP]

Narrow-minded fuckwits who can't debate properly/respect another person's side of the argument.

Stubborn pricks who think they are always right.