What grinds my gears...

[Corky]

I went to a wedding reception at the 1884 bar yesterday. What kind of buffet doesn't have mini pork pies?

Scandalous.

[AoWW]

Pork pies... all that slimy jelly stuff around them... and the dodgy bits they put in the 'pork' =

[Alexikokopops]

Having to do work at 1am on a Sunday evening/Monday morning

[Smudge]

Having to do work at 1am on a Sunday evening/Monday morning

Think of it as an investment in your future, feel free to punch my lights out

Edited 9 August 2010 by Smudge

[Alexikokopops]

Think of it as an investment in your future, feel free to punch my lights out

Thankfully, I think I can go to sleep now. HOORAY

[Alexikokopops]

Thankfully, I think I can go to sleep now. HOORAY

I lied. Now it's time for bed.

[Alexikokopops]

I lied. Now it's time for bed.

And now it's time to go to work.

[The Doctor]

Moths - how do the keep gettig into the house? I caught one flying around my light so trapped it, threw it out the window and closed the window so how did it get back in and start flying round the light again about a minute later?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Jason Manford lowering himself even more to present The One Show.

Deary me.

[AoWW]

The fact that I'm so crap at Countdown.

[Webbo]

The fact that I'm so crap at Countdown.

Serves you right for not liking pork pies.

[Corky]

Serves you right for not liking pork pies.

This.

[AoWW]

[Narborough_fox]

Hiccups I must have had them for 15 minutes now.

[OriginalRobboFOX]

The recent turds I've produced. They keep sticking to the back of the pan. What I'd give for a 'few wipe and go's'.....

[MikeyT]

Bloody computer keeps juddering and freezing. No viruses or any malicious spyware found. Arghhh!!!

Edited 10 August 2010 by MikeyT

[Houdini Logic]

Mens shoes that sound like womens

[MikeyT]

Online ticket prices on the clubs website for home game being £35 for an adult

[Asha]

Online ticket prices on the clubs website for home game being £35 for an adult

Weren't you a steward at one point?

What happened to that?

[MikeyT]

Weren't you a steward at one point?

What happened to that?

Yeah i was mate, i screwed my back up big time and couldn't even walk for just over a month, so going back to being a steward and standing for 5 hours straight would have buggered me.

So had to stop.

[FoxyPV]

Honour Killings

[MC Prussian]

People walking in the city streets whilst unsuccessfully attempting to

a) write an SMS or browse the web on their smart phone

b) read a newspaper

resulting in ignoring their immediate environment successfully.

Edited 11 August 2010 by Alexei

[OriginalRobboFOX]

Transferring iTunes music between two laptops, an iPhone and 1 old defunct iTunes account and one new iTunes account. Grrrr.

[DB11]

Bloody computer keeps juddering and freezing. No viruses or any malicious spyware found. Arghhh!!!

Could be a rootkit; they slow the machine down but don't get found by antivirus programs.

[Webbo]

Could be a rootkit; they slow the machine down but don't get found by antivirus programs.

So what's the cure?