What grinds my gears...

[Asha]

It makes a mockery of the whole system that she can go through despite having an absolutely appalling performance at the judges' house. If I was one of the others and had really given everything and maintained a reasonable level of composure I'd have been furious to have been sent packing for her.

[Ford Super Sunday]

She is one hot bitch.

If you like to shag matchsticks, then yes, she's hot.

Careful she doesn't mess up and cry before, during and after your intercourse too.

[Mee]

If you like to shag matchsticks, then yes, she's hot.

Careful she doesn't mess up and cry before, during and after your intercourse too.

[Asha]

Looking at it that way, she's just a more attractive, slightly more female me.

[Fox You Forest]

The blonde bird that got through on the other hand... yes please.

[AoWW]

The blonde bird that got through on the other hand... yes please.

What the one with feathers stuck to her eyelashes? Her roots needed doing too.

[Fox You Forest]

What the one with feathers stuck to her eyelashes? Her roots needed doing too.

Yep, she's second on my list though, I'd like to spend a night locked in a room with all four girls from Belle Amie.

[Ford Super Sunday]

You're all such horrible people objectifying these obviously very talented women, they are not sex objects for your pleasure! <_<

*Closes the porn and wipes the keyboard*

[Tommeh]

Not being in between Cher and Cheryls hug earlier. Grinds my gears. Heaven must be a place on earth after that.

[FoxyPV]

Cheryl Cole/ Tweedy does my fooking head with her faux empathy - "this is one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make in my life" - fook off you bint! You say that every week!!

[Guest]

Tube strikes

[FoxyPV]

Not being instantly amazing at a musical instrument as soon as you buy it.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Not being instantly amazing at a musical instrument as soon as you buy it.

That is frustrating. What instrument is it? Glockenspiel? Cor Anglais?

[FoxyPV]

That is frustrating. What instrument is it? Glockenspiel? Cor Anglais?

[Bellend Sebastian]

No wonder. One of the strings doesn't go all the way to the end.

What is that about?

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

People who have trampolines in there back gardens, fed up of sitting in my house and having my privacy invaded by the neighbours ugly kids heads bouncing up and down over the fence. Makes me so ANGRY, **** OFF AND LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[Narborough_fox]

People who have trampolines in there back gardens, fed up of sitting in my house and having my privacy invaded by the neighbours ugly kids heads bouncing up and down over the fence. Makes me so ANGRY, **** OFF AND LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

Them 2 twats who present BBC news in the mornings Bill and Sian uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh, horrible people. Oh but fridays are something different Sussanah Reid Yes please!

[MikeyT]

Yuki Abe not being on Fifa 11 for PS2 but all the other players are.

Edited 4 October 2010 by MikeyT

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

I live in Narborough is it you?

[FoxyPV]

No wonder. One of the strings doesn't go all the way to the end.

What is that about?

Hicks couldn't afford the extra 6" of string when they made banjos from road kill, alligators and kindling.

[Narborough_fox]

I live in Narborough is it you?

Possibly. Depends where in Narborough.

[Ford Super Sunday]

People who have trampolines in there back gardens, fed up of sitting in my house and having my privacy invaded by the neighbours ugly kids heads bouncing up and down over the fence. Makes me so ANGRY, **** OFF AND LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Parents who get their kids SAFETY trampolines with netting to stop accidents.

WHAT PUSSIES, you want trampolines with knives around the edge, that'll keep em trained on staying within the actual structure.

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

My mate who hates football (Tigers fan) laughing in O Neills when City got thrashed 6-1 and the red mist coming down whoops, I had to leave after that. Last train home

[Zingari]

My mate who hates football (Tigers fan) laughing in O Neills when City got thrashed 6-1 and the red mist coming down whoops, I had to leave after that. Last train home

i hope you pissed in his babycham , before you left