What grinds my gears...

[Bugg]

BBC iPlayer stopping working during the League Cup game. And when I refresh it says that the service doesn't seem to be working, sort it out BBC!

[StanSP]

BBC iPlayer stopping working during the League Cup game. And when I refresh it says that the service doesn't seem to be working, sort it out BBC!

That happened to me. But then thankfully I have the knowledge to go on to tvcatchup.com

[Fosse Boy]

Chavvy twats who chuck their rubbish all over car parks in spite of being parked right next to a fucking bin.

Lorries who go at 38 in a 60 zone and then speed up to over 50 as soon as you hit a 40!

[Guest BlueBrett]

shit house parties

[Mee]

shit house parties

Didn't get laid?

[Wymsey]

When you twist your ankle whilst going down the stairs

[Guest BlueBrett]

Didn't get laid?

Not even a robotic handjob.

To be fair my mrs wasn't there so it's probably all the better for my all round well being.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

When you stay up til 6am watching football and the next door neighbor decides to start chopping down trees at 7am.

[Jackirius]

When you stay up til 6am watching football and the next door neighbor decides to start chopping down trees at 7am.

My neighbours have one of those ride on lawn mowers, they get that going at 7 on a Sunday morning every week without fail.

[BoneDog]

Be thankful that you don't have neighbours with about five Cockerils and two nutcase Staffies.

It's a racket every f&%king morning from 5am onwards!

[Unit]

Be thankful that you don't have neighbours with about five Cockerils and two nutcase Staffies.

It's a racket every f&%king morning from 5am onwards!

I live next door to a drum and bass dj person. I win.

[StanSP]

I live next door to a drum and bass dj person. I win.

Last year in halls I had to live next to a couple who had very LOUD sex. She needed gagging.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

was staying in a hostel in Vienna some italian couple, so my room mate and I knocked on there door and told the guy to be quiet or we go tag team with his missus....didn't hear a thing for the rest of the night.

[BoneDog]

They probably sat there all night with a chair propped up against the door handle like in some horror film.

But the lady was secretly thinking "Ooooh I hope they kick the door down and give it to me long time".

[SOCCERROO FOX]

We were pretty drunk and pantless at the time, so he probably knew we were serious.

Backpackers and hostels are the best sort of accommodation for travelers except when your in the same room as a couple going at it or your trying to get one away and one of the room mates walks in. I did sleep in a hallway outside my room in Poland once while the guy I was rooming with got one away.

[DB11]

That's what you get for getting the bus.

Bus wankers eh!

[Fox You Forest]

When you twist your ankle whilst going down the stairs

You mean your dad hasn't hired someone to carry you down?!?

[Kitchandro]

Howard Webb.

[FoxyPV]

Finishing a piss, shake, zipping up and walking to wash your hands only for a dribble to leak out and dampen your boxers

[sdb]

Finishing a piss, shake, zipping up and walking to wash your hands only for a dribble to leak out and dampen your boxers

good shout i've been gettin this worse than usual recently. less of a dribble more of a fairly steady stream, despite careful finishing up. FML as the kids would say, FML.

[Kitchandro]

Shit Clubs like Birmingham going to Wembley instead of us.

[Mee]

good shout i've been gettin this worse than usual recently. less of a dribble more of a fairly steady stream, despite careful finishing up. FML as the kids would say, FML.

Mate, that's just pissing yourself.

[Corky]

Birmingham City.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

The press trying to oust Berlusconi - he is Prime Minister, surely he should be allowed to shag whoever he wants!

[Jackirius]

The press trying to oust Berlusconi - he is Prime Minister, surely he should be allowed to shag whoever he wants!

He is my idol.