What grinds my gears...

[Jackirius]

That is vile PV. You really didnt need to use your hand, given time... He would have eaten it.

[Webbo]

Could have just showered it down the drain?

His step son is 26.

[MikeyT]

That is vile PV. You really didnt need to use your hand, given time... He would have eaten it.

[StanSP]

His step son is 26.

A big drain ?

[FoxyPV]

My son's 21 months and has a habit of shitting in the bath after he has his dinner and makes more to scoop it out as it happens rather than wait.

My stepson is 20 and ****ing albatross at the moment. He just needs to move out.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Please explaing what being an F...ing Albatross is?

Please explain what being an F...ing Albatross is?

[FoxyPV]

A weight that hangs round your neck, plaguing you and generally bringing you bad luck.

It's from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Coleridge.

[Finnegan]

My son's 21 months and has a habit of shitting in the bath after he has his dinner and makes more to scoop it out as it happens rather than wait.

My stepson is 20 and ****ing albatross at the moment. He just needs to move out.

Wait, wait, wait.

You're nobbing a MILF?

[FoxyPV]

Wait, wait, wait.

You're nobbing married to a MILF?

Technically a GILF as my step daughter has had a baby.

Edited 25 April 2011 by FoxyPV

[Finnegan]

Technically a GILF as my step daughter has had a baby.

Did she start well early or are you shagging a wrinkly?

I always thought you were about my age.

[FoxyPV]

Did she start well early or are you shagging a wrinkly?

I always thought you were about my age.

I'm 26 she's 64.

Not really she's 43

[Jackirius]

[MikeyT]

My sentiments exactly.

[Webbo]

I'm 26 she's 64.

Not really she's 43

Doesn't it chafe?

[MikeyT]

Doesn't it chafe?

[Webbo]

How do you know?

[Finnegan]

Are you just working at it because you want a crack at the daughter?

[MikeyT]

How do you know?

i was more shaking my head at you than saying no.

[FoxyPV]

Doesn't it chafe?

Go back and look at the white writing

Not looking into any of my step daughters - that's just wrong. Anyway Ms FoxyPV is a step up from the three of them even at 43.

[hebangsthedrums]

Those shitty BT adverts. As if I care about schmalzy 30 second ads starring some twerp form an awful sitcom - absolutely no way they make me forget the fact that BT are a horrible company.

[Mee]

I'm 26 she's 64.

Not really she's 43

I've always heard the older birds are dirtier.

Yeah, 11 year old owls do shet a lot.

[cambridgefox]

I've always heard the older birds are dirtier.

Yeah, 11 year old owls do shet a lot.

Only if they get in the bath water after their son has shit in it!

[Fosse Boy]

43 ÷ 2 = 21.5

21.5 + 7 =28.5

You're a couple years too young judging by the trusted "ha' yer age plus se'en" method.

[Mee]

Only if they get in the bath water after their son has shit in it!

lol +1

[FoxyPV]

43 ÷ 2 = 21.5

26 + 7 =33

That makes me older than her - she'll be over the moon.