What grinds my gears...

[Guest]

The chant of "You're not famous anymore"- slightly contradictory and completely pointless.

"We weren't famous anyway" - that shuts them up.

[Daggers]

"We weren't famous anyway" - that shuts them up.

Aha - but you used to be, when you were on the tele and stuff.

[Guest]

Aha - but you used to be, when you were on the tele and stuff.

I've never been on the TV.

[Katy]

Aha - but you used to be, when you were on the tele and stuff.

You can talk sunshine, although you're Tuesday night show on Radio 5 is well worth a listen

[AoWW]

I was stuck on the A1 for nearly an hour today grrrr, but that's not really a gear grinder as it was for a really bad accident on the Colsterworth roundabout and people were seriously injured BUT was does grind my gears is people who know full well that a duel carriageway is about to turn into one lane as the lane is shut still insist on driving right up to where the cones are and try and push in front of cars who are in the proper lane and are then forced to let them in.

We're all bloody gridlocked mate not just you! - cockends!

Like fook do I let people do this. Arrogant tossers.

Today I was merrily driving along minding my own business when a car travelling in the opposite direction cut straight across in front of me into a doctors' surgery car park without even indicating. I stood on everything and must have stopped with no more than an inch to spare. The silly old git didn't even glance in my direction and gaily carried on into the car park. Fuming, I pulled over, got out and told him very precisely and explicitly exactly what I thought of him. His response: "but I was turning into the doctors". WTF? Yeah, I gathered that much you complete fvcking cockwad, but since when has "turning into a doctors' surgery" taken precedence over every other part of the highway code? Hope the doctor has since booked him in for a brain transplant. Cretin.

[Corky]

"We weren't famous anyway" - that shuts them up.

True. I just don't see the point of the chant.

[Nod.E]

I do that all the time , but apparently i speak Leicester far to often also . Being common is great

It has it's moments.

When talking I say could of as i have a pretty common lestaahh accent

But in text I say could have.

[Daggers]

You can talk sunshine, although you're Tuesday night show on Radio 5 is well worth a listen

I'm more Dani Behr than Danny Baker

[Samilktray]

Not having anything to moan about.

[JakeShingler]

Like fook do I let people do this. Arrogant tossers.

Today I was merrily driving along minding my own business when a car travelling in the opposite direction cut straight across in front of me into a doctors' surgery car park without even indicating. I stood on everything and must have stopped with no more than an inch to spare. The silly old git didn't even glance in my direction and gaily carried on into the car park. Fuming, I pulled over, got out and told him very precisely and explicitly exactly what I thought of him. His response: "but I was turning into the doctors". WTF? Yeah, I gathered that much you complete fvcking cockwad, but since when has "turning into a doctors' surgery" taken precedence over every other part of the highway code? Hope the doctor has since booked him in for a brain transplant. Cretin.

I would of been scared if i was the old git

[AoWW]

I would of been scared if i was the old git

My intention wasn't to scare him; it was to point out what a fvcking imbecilic willy puller he is and to emphasise how his brainless, arrogant actions are putting others' lives at risk.

[JakeShingler]

My intention wasn't to scare him; it was to point out what a fvcking imbecilic willy puller he is and to emphasise how his brainless, arrogant actions are putting others' lives at risk.

Fair point

[Nod.E]

Also....

People who say

'could of' or 'should of' or 'would of'

IT'S FCUKING HAVE!

could HAVE

should HAVE

would HAVE.

I would of been scared if i was the old git

<_<

[Guest]

The "do you want the super-size?" culture.

Today, I am walking past a well-known cookie place and spy what looks to be a selection of cherry cookies. I make enquiries, and lo, I am correct (way to go, me!). So I say to the girl behind the counter "I would like one of those cookies, please". Not only am I polite, but I am very specific in my requirements. Instead of selecting one, placing it in a bag ready for the necessary transaction that means I can go off and enjoy said cookie, she asks "would you like 5 for £2.99?"

Now, if I had asked for 4 cookies, which would have cost me £3.96, or even 3 at £2.97, I might have considered her offer. But I asked for 1. One sodding cookie.

Do I look like the sort of person who would happily munch their way through a bag of biscuits?

No.

Do I look like the sort of retard who would think "I was only going to have one cookie, but now you've tempted me with the offer of an extra 4 of them, d'you know what? I'll take 'em!"

No.

When I say I want 1 cookie, then I want 1 cookie. Alright?

She then had the temerity to say "but it's only 60p if you buy 5!". Like spending £2 more than the 99p I had ready for her was going to save me money?

Twat.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The purgatory state I'm in waiting for the FTX Factor results.

[lildave3]

The purgatory state I'm in waiting for the FTX Factor results.

I received a PM from FilbertFox earlier saying:

'Don't worry, you're gonna be in the final 4, and you'll win.

Sussudio was the clincher for me, great track son.'

What more can I say.

[Samilktray]

I received a PM from FilbertFox earlier saying:

'Don't worry, you're gonna be in the final 4, and you'll win.

Sussudio was the clincher for me, great track son.'

What more can I say.

You lie.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I received a PM from FilbertFox earlier saying:

'Don't worry, you're gonna be in the final 4, and you'll win.

Sussudio was the clincher for me, great track son.'

What more can I say.

I keep tempting him with Haribo related bribes. The man won't even take Tangfastics.

[Fox You Forest]

I received a PM from FilbertFox earlier saying:

'Don't worry, you're gonna be in the final 4, and you'll win.

Sussudio was the clincher for me, great track son.'

What more can I say.

[lildave3]

You lie.

Not at all, what was even more surprising was his joy in kicking MTWG out of the contest.

I keep tempting him with Haribo related bribes. The man won't even take Tangfastics.

Try gummi bears. Nobody can reists gummi bears.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Not at all, what was even more surprising was his joy in kicking MTWG out of the contest.

Try gummi bears. Nobody can reists gummi bears.

You vindictive little shit.

Er, don't think I haven't. Starmix was always the back up plan.

[Samilktray]

You vindictive little shit.

For some reason, I loved this phrase.

[BigGibbo]

Being told that Dell couldn't help me with my computer problem that I've had since I first bought the bastard off of them a year ago, then to be told Dell software could help me although it would cost a nominal fee, I was then put through to that department & immediately asked how I was going to pay the £40 fee!

Anyway after banging my head against a brick wall somewhere in Delhi for a while I gave in & paid, then all they did was reboot my PC so I lost everything on it . . . . . & its still not working properly!

Marvellous!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

For some reason, I loved this phrase.

Probably because of whom it was directed at .

[lildave3]

Me and FilbertFox are tight.