What grinds my gears...

[Finnegan]

I grind my gears.

Just walked the hour round trip to work and back because I'm not ACTUALLY doing 8 - 4 today, I'm doing 12 - 8.

There's two hours of my day gone for a start.

[Jon the Hat]

I grind my gears.

Just walked the hour round trip to work and back because I'm not ACTUALLY doing 8 - 4 today, I'm doing 12 - 8.

There's two hours of my day gone for a start.

I know times are hard, but maybe a bicycle?

[Finnegan]

I had two pretty decent ones knicked (one was locked up, the other was actually in my house) in the last eighteen months so I said sod it and bought cheap (Apollo, baby, yeah!)

Regretted it when it slowly fell to pieces a few weeks ago. Not been fecked to sort it out, mostly out of spite (yes, for an inanimate object) and I'll probably just cave and buy a new one next pay day anyway.

Besides, I don't object to walking. I just object to walking and then realising I've cocked up my rota.

[cambridgefox]

I know times are hard, but maybe a bicycle?

Yes,i have just seen the BBC news and a cycle shop owner from Leicester has just started making Penny Farthings.

[Jon the Hat]

Yes,i have just seen the BBC news and a cycle shop owner from Leicester has just started making Penny Farthings.

Now THAT is what I call Retro!

[Zingari]

bicycle theft is what grinds my Sturmey Archers and derailleurs

[Heskey2011]

cyclists in general grind my gears, going up hill slower than a walk holding up all the traffic, get off and push you tw@ no ones impressed,

[FoxesAreBlue]

cyclists in general grind my gears, going up hill slower than a walk holding up all the traffic, get off and push you tw@ no ones impressed,

It's not the cyclists that grind my gears - it's the fooking idiots in cars who are scared to overtake them that cause the hold-ups.

Ffs, you will have 1/2 a tyre on the wrong side of the road for about 5 seconds max, in a slow car OVERTAKE THE BIKE!!!!

[Finnegan]

I agree with both of you.

Cyclists do grind my gears but not for those reasons.

This is what grinds my gears:

You're just going to work, you twat. That's the equivalent of me turning up to a kick about down the park with top of the range boots, this season's entire kit (shirts, shorts and socks) complete with matching numbers, letters and Championship competition sleeve badges; shinpads, ankle tape, glvoes, underarmour and fucking snood.

Edited 21 September 2011 by Finnegan

[Rincewind]

His job may be a British Olympic cyclist setting off early to London so as to miss the traffic.

[Wycombe Fox]

Man 'flu

Members of my family who don't put the toilet roll on the holder.

My 19 year old son who seems to think it's ok to go to bed having left the TV on, computer on and as many lights on as he possibly can. It's OK son, the revolution is coming in the form of board money

[FoxesAreBlue]

This thread today is pretty much a perfect summary of stuff that grinds my gears, the toilet roll one is also high up on the list for me too Isle of White.

Another domestic gripe is the state of the bin in the kitchen, it's like a game of reverse jenga with people balancing their shit on top of the overflowing pile, waiting for me to come and try and empty the ****er. Inevitable the bag rips bot top and bottom and I'm left to clean up the arrogant shits rubbish, today's delight included about half a wasted tin of beans. ANOTHER WASTE OF ****ING BEANS

**** this, first person through the door today is gonna get the hairdryer treatment today

[The Doctor]

my glasses, the little rubber bit that sits on your nose keeps falling off and I can't find it.

[FoxyPV]

Some of the crews in work being unable to A) Flush the toilet after taking a massive shit B) piss in the bowl C) take a shit that doesn't involve blocking the toilet.

You'd be better bearing your arse at the portaloos on the last day of some massive festival than using our toilets in work!

[Houdini Logic]

Any word describing an employee which isn't staff, worker or employee

[potter3]

A 51 plate Alfa 156.......Go figure!!!!!

Is it the 3.2L V6 version?

And a lot of companies try it on with their renewal quotes, threaten to cancel/ring about.

[pSinatra]

women leaving the toilet seat down

[MikeyT]

People why type FML on things.

[Wymsey]

Pigeons shhitting everywhere.

[ScouseFox]

When somehow everything is my fault, be arsed.

[Rincewind]

People who make notes and mark passages off in library books. Mainly text books so I hope it isn't all down to students. :crylaugh:Make notes on a seperate sheet of paper please they are not for the sole use of you..

[Wycombe Fox]

Having to do anything my wife deems to be a 'male job', for example, changing a light bulb, taking rubbish to the tip, anything under the car bonnet (read the feckin handbook!!), cleaning dog-shit from shoes etc.

Would be all hell to pay if I suggested that I couldn't operate the iron, washing machine, dishwasher etc.

Pah!

(Love her really!)

Edited 21 September 2011 by Isle of Wight Fox

[Rincewind]

press a button and bingo its working.

[jonthefox]

The woman next door. She's taking in unwanted dogs that bark all night and shit everywhere.

[cambridgefox]

Some of the crews in work being unable to A) Flush the toilet after taking a massive shit B) piss in the bowl C) take a shit that doesn't involve blocking the toilet.

You'd be better bearing your arse at the portaloos on the last day of some massive festival than using our toilets in work!

Pffft,women hey,when will they learn!