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What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Uncle Phil

Uncle Phil

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This country, the lids on Co-Op ready meals that never come off properly, the price of bog roll, people who are famous for no reason, most programmes on ITV, scallies, clothing brands that can't get their sizing right, clothing collection bags that come through your door but aren't from proper charities, The Guardian's self-righteousness, very opinionated Scousers, faux-Coffee culture, 45-year-old blokes who dress like 17-year olds, WKD trying to market itself as a manly drink, those shots that fit birds try to sell you in clubs that are about 12% ABV but everybody puts on a face like they're downing industrial ethanol, the price of going out on the piss, hangovers, HR people (what do they even do?), when your underwear isn't quite dry, splashing yourself with the tap in a public toilet so it looks like you've pissed down your trousers, the price of fags at motorway services, the price of fags generally, thieves, Nectar card and their paltry rewards, cobwebs, fancy dress parties, women spending money on shit, people on eBay who list things as new when they're not, Hollyoaks, Southerners who think that everybody who isn't from the South sounds thick, Cockney twats who phone in on Talk Sport, adverts on Talk Sport aimed squarely at rip-off Cockney tradesmen, Weight Watchers snacks that anybody who is on a diet would be better off just not eating and waiting until their dinner, people who are rude to waitresses in restaurants, people who lack common courtesy, shit drivers, speed cameras, the police, overpaid council employees in pointless posts, corporate shit, Staples, ponces, those fake glasses that people think is fashionable to where, migraine.

:frusty:

There's more.

You could be MC Pitman.

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AoWW

AoWW

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You're always ill?!

Oh and Air Traffic Control strikes grind my gears, causing delays on flights!

I'm not. :angry: I'm just vocal and over-dramatic about it. :innocent: (And if I am always ill it's the fault of all those germy, horrible kids I teach!) :@

And, as you seem so interested in my health and well-being, you'll be pleased to know it's now progressed to full-blown man-flu. :cry:

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The Doctor

The Doctor

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I'm not. :angry: I'm just vocal and over-dramatic about it. :innocent: (And if I am always ill it's the fault of all those germy, horrible kids I teach!) :@

And, as you seem so interested in my health and well-being, you'll be pleased to know it's now progressed to full-blown man-flu. :cry:

Impossible - Man-flu is not yet trans-gender, it can only be caught by a bloke.

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cambridgefox

cambridgefox

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Getting FoxyJr's stomach bug and spending all last night throwing up and shitting my brains out. End up only getting 1 1/2 hours sleep into the bargain. :@

Fucking kids and their childhood illnesses.

sorry to hear that,i never had so many ailments when my kids were young.

You do realise aoww will catch that now by just reading this post!! :whistle:

My lad was moaning about his ear,went to the docs and he has a perforated eardrum the doc let me have a look,not pleasant!

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FoxyPV

FoxyPV

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sorry to hear that,i never had so many ailments when my kids were young.

You do realise aoww will catch that now by just reading this post!! :whistle:

My lad was moaning about his ear,went to the docs and he has a perforated eardrum the doc let me have a look,not pleasant!

lol

The same thing happened to us a couple of months ago. We brought FoxyJr to the doctors about a cold and the doctor told us exactly the same thing - with the added look of derision.

Parents of the Year!

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vandamman

vandamman

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One of my module assessments consisting of doing a 20 minute presentation in front of 50-60 people. I'm fvcked basically. lol:blink:

I hated presentations before uni but once I got there I wondered what all the fuss was about, discovered I could do them fine. I enjoy them now! Must be a growing up thing. You might suprise yourself how well you do.

Alternatively, one guy I knew went to the SU for some dutch courage pre-presentation, about 5 shots later (he was a lightweight) he discovered he could speak fine in front of people but couldn't manage the simple task of standing up!

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AoWW

AoWW

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sorry to hear that,i never had so many ailments when my kids were young.

You do realise aoww will catch that now by just reading this post!! :whistle:

My lad was moaning about his ear,went to the docs and he has a perforated eardrum the doc let me have a look,not pleasant!

I actually wouldn't be surprised if I did. :(

:glare:

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