What grinds my gears...

[Soar Fox]

So you ladies really do wash your hair in the evenings?

And I thought I'd been being lied to all this time.

lol

[SOCCERROO FOX]

As a male getting stuck doing the ironing, then being incompetent at it and ironing my thumb.

[Daggers]

So you ladies really do wash your hair in the evenings?

I suspect some kind of freaky sexual deviancy myself. All teachers are like it.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I suspect some kind of freaky sexual deviancy myself. All teachers are like it.

Well she didn't state what hair was wet

[Daggers]

Being woken a half twelve and unable to go back to kip tweeks my nipples.

Bloody dog.

[lavrentis]

Gonna have to buy a new laptop because my housemates for year 2 don't like the idea of my 850W PC exploding the electricity bill.

Edited 29 March 2012 by lavrentis

[FoxesAreBlue]

13/23 home games being at a different time to Saturday 3:00 this season. Rendering my season ticket this season almost a complete waste of cash.

[HEGGSY]

Getting a letter from my college explaining that my yearly bus pass that cost me £75 this year, could increase to £285 next year.

Edited 29 March 2012 by HEGGSY

[The Doctor]

Needing one last line to finish my "another Brick in the wall part 2" parody, and being unable to think of anything.

[Webbo]

Needing one last line to finish my "another Brick in the wall part 2" parody, and being unable to think of anything.

How about "Blimey missus, you don't get many of those to the pound"?

[The Doctor]

How about "Blimey missus, you don't get many of those to the pound"?

Might work.

So far I've got:

We don't need no falkland oil

No heartless bitches in the commons,

Thatcher, leave the milk alone.

Hey! Thatcher! Leave them kids alone.

All in all it's just another **** in whitehall

All in all you're just another, **** in whitehall.

[Webbo]

Might work.

So far I've got:

We don't need no falkland oil

No heartless bitches in the commons,

Thatcher, leave the milk alone.

Hey! Thatcher! Leave them kids alone.

All in all it's just another **** in whitehall

All in all you're just another, **** in whitehall.

You do know that Mrs T hasn't been PM for over 20 years, don't you?

[The Doctor]

I do, but Thatcher fits to teacher a lot easier than Cameron.

Might just be able to stretch Blair into teacher though.

edit: **** it, redrafted to "Cameron, leave the poor alone".

Need two new lines at the top then (or Cameron can pick a fight with Argentina again)

Edited 29 March 2012 by Mr Al Snrub

[MC Prussian]

Daggers in another name-change shocker.

Hello, Evil Tux.

[The Doctor]

George Galloway won the election and I left the pub to get caught in crowds of his supporters

[Daggers]

Daggers in another name-change shocker.

And that upsets you?

[AoWW]

And that upsets you?

I think he was just very impressed that he'd managed to work out it was you. Took real powers of deduction, that.

[James.]

Politicians and their stupid fat smug faces

[vandamman]

Mark Kermode.

He's just a weirdo who likes weird films.

[The Doctor]

making a big batch of bacon and egg sandwiches, getting halfway through the first one and suddenly noticing a weird taste, the bacon had gone off.

Dry heaving isn't fun.

[Captain...]

making a big batch of bacon and egg sandwiches, getting halfway through the first one and suddenly noticing a weird taste, the bacon had gone off.

Dry heaving isn't fun.

That sucks, like putting gone off milk in your tea, even worse when it is your last tea bag.

[Saxondale]

That sucks, like putting gone off milk in your tea, even worse when it is your last tea bag.

That is a bad, bad feeling. When the tea goes shit coloured but with floating bits of white cheese.

[Daggers]

Dry humping isn't fun.

Nonsense.

If she's unconscious you can always cop a feel of tit too.

[The Doctor]

Nonsense.

If she's unconscious you can always cop a feel of tit too.

good work.

I take it you're enjoying national cleavage day?

[MC Prussian]

And that upsets you?

Not really - I just couldn't find the "Daggers" thread any more when I used the Search function...