What grinds my gears...

[Captain...]

I'm saying nothing.

That's ok, we don't want to know about your Brucie fetish, but what about figure of 8 or concentric circles?

[21st Century Fox]

He was in that film with those kids in the bed... and the knobs.......

[Webbo]

He was in that film with those kids in the bed... and the knobs.......

Are you telling me that wasn't a real broomstick?

[21st Century Fox]

Are you telling me that wasn't a real broomstick?

More of a womb broom.

[Finnegan]

Being one of the few people on the planet who can't sleep properly when drunk. I went to bed five hours ago, have slept maybe twenty minutes of that and have finally just given up.

Ugh.

I wouldn't mind if I was an insomniac but my common sleep issue is that I sleep too much, normally. FML.

Edited 4 November 2012 by Finnegan

[FoxesAreBlue]

In similar, alcohol makes me pass out but the SMALLEST of noises and I'm wide awake, also, any small amout of alcohol (and I'm talking sniffing the barmaids apron here) mean the next day I will wake up when the crows are singing.

[AoWW]

In similar, alcohol makes me pass out but the SMALLEST of noises and I'm wide awake, also, any small amout of alcohol (and I'm talking sniffing the barmaids apron here) mean the next day I will wake up when the crows are singing.

Does she mind you sniffing her apron? Bit kinky.

[Corky]

Strictly Come Dancing.

Also, Bruce - You've worked hard, it's time to retire, you're jokes are not funny anymore.

Be careful what you wish for Matt- John Barrowman could replace him.

[Trav Le Bleu]

People who applaud or whoop halfway through a performance. Nobody wants to hear you - I came to watch the performer.

[AoWW]

People who applaud or whoop halfway through a performance. Nobody wants to hear you - I came to watch the performer.

Sorry, I always get a little over-enthusiastic when I'm at the ballet.

[Guest Col city fan]

Head colds!!

Just come on this evening..

[AoWW]

Head colds!!

Just come on this evening..

That's what watching Strictly and X-Factor does for you

[z-layrex]

Less than attractive girls who get modelling shots done, then post them all over facebook every week.

[Corky]

Less than attractive girls who get modelling shots done, then post them all over facebook every week.

Pics?

[z-layrex]

Pics?

Haha tempting but I can't bring myself to be that much of a dickhead.

[Danno]

Less than attractive girls who get modelling shots done, then post them all over facebook every week.

Even worse the Ones who take photos of themselves every day and upload them FFs. Shame I'm too lazy to delete them off Facebook.

[FrankieADZ]

Pics?

I guess you want to be judge on the attractiveness of them then?

[Corky]

The One-Hit Wonders shows, such as "Top 100" or "Best of the 90's" on the music channels.

Great concept, apart from the amount of bands included that had more than one song.

[FoxyPV]

People who think paedophilia and homosexuality are almost the same thing.

[ADK]

People who think paedophilia and homosexuality are almost the same thing.

[act smiley]

People who think paedophilia and homosexuality are almost the same thing.

Edited 8 November 2012 by act smiley

[MooseBreath]

People who call guys who are attracted to 15-year-olds peadophiles

websites which pop up a feedback survey, before you've even used the website

[Danno]

Girls who don't know the difference between being curvy and being fat. Christ..

[Matt]

People reading a book at football.

Don't get me wrong they are wasting their money, if they want to do that fair play to them (Well it'd be their parents who pay it, but still), but there is a girl who sits near me without fail EVERY game she gets her book out and reads, for the full 90 minutes - infact during pre-match/half time she doesn't read it

And people question why the atmosphere is poor?

Also the people infront of me - The look behind them more than looking at whats happening on the pitch, every 2 minutes (No exageration) they turn round and are constantly looking for someone, again, EVERY game without fail.

[BoneDog]

I ordered this key-bab and stuff about an hour ago.

Flippin bout to collapse of hunger here, get a move on.