What grinds my gears...

[The Doctor]

I've lost my scart cable for freeview box so can't watch MOTD.

Bring back analogue!

[lavrentis]

I've lost my scart cable for freeview box so can't watch MOTD.

Bring back analogue!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one_london/watchlive

[Carl the Llama]

OHMYGODIJUSTTURNEDIPLAYERONHALFWAYTHROUGHMOTDANDITLETMEREWINDTOTHEBEGINNINGILOVETHIS

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[The Doctor]

Cheers Lav - didn't realise they could screen MOTD over iPlayer. Sure it's always been marked as not available... :xmasunsure:

[Bilo]

I've lost my scart cable for freeview box so can't watch MOTD.

Bring back analogue!

[The Doctor]

Don't you get me started on first world problems...

A very delayed gear grinding, perhaps my gears need oiling, I got lost trying to leave bradford yesterday.

[Rincewind]

How do you lose a scart cable? Have you looked at the back of the TV?

[The Doctor]

I don't know - it was there in November when I was last home, now it isn't. Come to think of it - the freeview box was also set up, rather than sat on my desk...

[sphericalfox]

I don't know - it was there in November when I was last home, now it isn't. Come to think of it - the freeview box was also set up, rather than sat on my desk...

[The Doctor]

there isn't a dead girl in my bed, so I doubt that's right.

[21st Century Fox]

there isn't a dead girl in my bed, so I doubt that's right.

...yet.

[The Doctor]

...yet.

Ok true - at the moment they're in my wardrobe.

[21st Century Fox]

Ok true - at the moment they're in my wardrobe.

Don't keep them in the wardrobe! The skin will dry out and you'll never be able to sew it into a "woman suit".

[sphericalfox]

Don't keep them in the wardrobe! The skin will dry out and you'll never be able to sew it into a "woman suit".

Should have got them to moisturise first!

http://youtu.be/R2JWHIrr1KY

[The Doctor]

Don't keep them in the wardrobe! The skin will dry out and you'll never be able to sew it into a "woman suit".

- you think I'm foolish enough to forget to moisturise them?

The only issue is that my left arm has become rather disproportional to my right.

[ithuriel]

:xmasblink:

[21st Century Fox]

- you think I'm foolish enough to forget to moisturise them?

The only issue is that my left arm has become rather disproportional to my right.

I hope you've used extra moisturiser on the neck area where you garroted them with a scart cable.

[The Doctor]

I hope you've used extra moisturiser on the neck area where you garroted them with a scart cable.

Oh shit yeah, that's where I left it...

Will it still work when coated in blood and semen?

[Carl the Llama]

Oh shit yeah, that's where I left it...

Will it still work when coated in blood and semen?

Scart cables are very resistant, you could kill a whole village with it yet.

It's probably useless for video purposes now though.

[The Doctor]

Scart cables are very resistant, you could kill a whole village with it yet.

It's probably useless for video purposes now though.

And still the MoD have not picked up on this great alternative function. We need more crazed serial killers in the military.

[Bilo]

Ok true - at the moment they're in my wardrobe.

Don't keep them in the wardrobe! The skin will dry out and you'll never be able to sew it into a "woman suit".

- you think I'm foolish enough to forget to moisturise them?

The only issue is that my left arm has become rather disproportional to my right.

I hope you've used extra moisturiser on the neck area where you garroted them with a scart cable.

Oh shit yeah, that's where I left it...

Will it still work when coated in blood and semen?

[21st Century Fox]

Oh shit yeah, that's where I left it...

Will it still work when coated in blood and semen?

I'm almost sure semen would increase the connectivity and signal by about 142%.

[sphericalfox]

I'm almost sure semen would increase the connectivity and signal by about 142%.

If it's gold-plated there's nothing to worry about.

[The Doctor]

I'm almost sure semen would increase the connectivity and signal by about 142%.

Well then, her death was not in vain. I think we're done here:

[Matt]

Muscle and back pain, Back isn't too bad atm, could be better though but reckon i've got a Neck problem I had a few years ago coming back, now I know how Nuge felt a few weeks ago.

Got the muscle pain in my neck and it's making me feel sick.