What grinds my gears...

[Captain...]

Does anyone remember a sports reporter reading out Crystal Phallus, I think it was shown on Fantasy Football many many years ago, I didn't get why it was funny so asked my dad and he explained what phallus meant.

Edited 31 January 2013 by Captain Shrapnel

[Bellend Sebastian]

Does anyone remember a sports reporter reading out Crystal Phallus, I think it was shown on Fantasy Football many many years ago, I didn't get why it was funny so asked my dad and he explained what phallus meant.

That's the sort of conversation every parent wants to have, isn't it?

At least he didn't show you

[Vacamion]

Recycling in high winds. My street is covered in plaggy bottles and food containers and my recycling box and bag have disappeared - great idea making them out of flimsy material...

I'm not one for baseless accusation but I strongly suspect that the pensioners and unemployed round here have all grabbed spare recycling containers while I was out at work. Bastids.

[Webbo]

That's the sort of conversation every parent wants to have, isn't it?

At least he didn't show you

What's everybody's feelings on ManUre?

[Guest MattP]

What's everybody's feelings on ManUre?

I use it.

I used to refer to them as 'the Munichs' mind before everyone got all whiney and PC about it.

[The Blur]

People referring to teams as Palarse, Fester, Florist, Dierby etc. Is it meant to be insulting or something, just plain fooking stupid really

Am I the only one who don't get that team in the question?

[Webbo]

Am I the only one who don't get that team in the question?

You're joking right?

[Unit]

Am I the only one who don't get that team in the question?

us

[lavrentis]

Honestly never seen us called Fester though it sounds like something Coventy fans would come up with.

[cambridgefox]

I quite like us being called " Bin Dippers" got a bit of a ring to it.

[The Blur]

Fester? That is totally terrible- all other nicknames had a resemblance but not Fester. Whoever came up with that should be shot.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Fester? That is totally terrible- all other nicknames had a resemblance but not Fester. Whoever came up with that should be shot.

That's half my point isn't it.

[Alexikokopops]

Fester? That is totally terrible- all other nicknames had a resemblance but not Fester. Whoever came up with that should be shot.

Well it does have a resemblance when you speak it.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Retaking Maths and English because my GCSE results are over the 5 year deadline

[Charl91]

Retaking Maths and English because my GCSE results are over the 5 year deadline

5 year deadline? o.O

Saying that, I did have to take my driving theory test twice.

[lavrentis]

Rining up Scottish Power so the woman could explain my bill and she couldn't do it. She will now ring me back later when she has found out how to explain the bill, bearing in mind she works in billing what a complete joke.

[lavrentis]

She is never going to ring me back

[MooseBreath]

Probably her last call before lunch and she couldn't be arses

[lavrentis]

Rang em back, explained the situation and it appears they can't explain a certain area( I wonder why), so they will send me a new bill out!

Edited 1 February 2013 by lavrentis

[lavrentis]

So I was paying for something earlier via chip and pin when this guy comes right behind my shoulder so I turn around to his face and he says "I was looking", at my pin number I hope not

Edited 1 February 2013 by lavrentis

[Simmo86]

One toilet in the house, Mrs in the bath and I need a poo.

In a right pickle

[Happy Fox]

One toilet in the house, Mrs in the bath and I need a poo.

In a right pickle

Three options

Go to the Garden

Ring the Next door neighbor

Shit your pants

[Facecloth]

One toilet in the house, Mrs in the bath and I need a poo.

In a right pickle

Kitchen sink and a potato masher. Problem solved.

[Rincewind]

One toilet in the house, Mrs in the bath and I need a poo.

In a right pickle

Shit on the floor.

Blame the dog

Edited 2 February 2013 by Rincewind

[StanSP]

Phlegm.

Having a cold and sore throat all week and suddenly the phlegm decides to release itself from it's hold at the back of my throat at the most awkward of times meaning I can't spit it out.