What grinds my gears...

[Zingari]

People who watch strictly come dancing for entertainment, and then moan about Sergent to the point where he feels he has to leave the show.

yes , just read it, he's left the show now

Edited 19 November 2008 by Zingari

[The People's Hero]

So true, the sausage is a 'forbidden fruit' to them, hence they want it more!!

That's what you have to tell them mate... it's not meat, it's a fruit. A forbidden fruit.

[Number 6]

Whenever see my housemates' quorn sausages in the freezer a little bit of me does die, think about that Veggies!

[Zingari]

That's what you have to tell them mate... it's not meat, it's a fruit. A forbidden fruit.

a prickly pear

[Dr The Singh]

That's what you have to tell them mate... it's not meat, it's a fruit. A forbidden fruit.

You could or I just grab there head and pummel it towards my groin area!!! They usually get the message and have very little other chioce!!!

[Katy]

I'm pretty sure that vegetablarian types still adminster the odd blow job from time to time, when the situation calls for it.

In fact, I believe that some even swallow the semen, providing it hasn't been laced with Bovril, of course.

I used to date a veggie, she still enjoyed abit of sausage in her, and especially enjoyed sausage cream!!!! I often thought I did her a service, I gave her some essential protiens from which she wouldn't get from eating vegetables, did she appreciate it....................NO!!

Oh yeah did you know that vegetarians have a tendency for violent outbursts at people dissing their lack of meat eating?

[Number 6]

Is there still that guy in Leicester City center who has loads of anti animal testing and meat eating posters? Love eating a Big Mac in front of him, always tempted to do the Jimmy Carr joke too.

Edited 19 November 2008 by Number 6

[Dr The Singh]

Oh yeah did you know that vegetarians have a tendency for violent outbursts at people dissing their lack of meat eating?

Did you know that vegetarians have a tendency for sexual outbursts at people dissing their lack of meat eating?

[Katy]

Did you know that vegetarians have a tendency for sexual outbursts at people dissing their lack of meat eating?

This is actually true, ask Syston Fox.

[The People's Hero]

It's getting well moist in here.

I think we need to bring some meat in, to cool things down a bit.

[Katy]

It's getting well moist in here.

I think we need to bring some meat in, to cool things down a bit.

You're right.

[The People's Hero]

Wherever I go, moistness usually ensues.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Wherever I go, moistness usually ensues.

Tears usually.

Boom boom! Did you see what I did there? Comedy gold

[The People's Hero]

Tears usually.

Boom boom! Did you see what I did there? Comedy gold

I do see what you did there.

I see it allllllllllllllllllll too clearly.

(I meant moistness of la vaginet)

[Corky]

Bill Anderson

[GLC]

I used to date a veggie, she still enjoyed abit of sausage in her, and especially enjoyed sausage cream!!!! I often thought I did her a service, I gave her some essential protiens from which she wouldn't get from eating vegetables, did she appreciate it....................NO!!

i know how u feel!

[Katy]

......when someone texts you the absolute second you sit down in the bath, it's like they're watching and waiting for you to get in grrrrr.

[GLC]

......when someone texts you the absolute second you sit down in the bath, it's like they're watching and waiting for you to get in grrrrr.

that happens to me, or they ring just to tell me complete sh*t

[Corky]

......when someone texts you the absolute second you sit down in the bath, it's like they're watching and waiting for you to get in grrrrr.

You could switch your phone off

[Guest]

You could switch your phone off

Or not take it into the bathroom with you.

[lavrentis]

Or not take it into the bathroom with you.

Or take it in the bathroom in an easily accessible area in preparation for texts.

[Corky]

Or not take it into the bathroom with you.

Good point (now expect Katy to reply with "I expect nothing else from you" )

[Guest]

Good point (now expect Katy to reply with "I expect nothing else from you" )

We shall have to stop singing from the same hymn sheet.

I shall start - I don't like your avatar!

[Corky]

We shall have to stop singing from the same hymn sheet.

I shall start - I don't like your avatar!

But he's 'Corky'- like me :w00t: :thumbsup:

[Guest]

But he's 'Corky'- like me :w00t: :thumbsup:

But I can't stand Dominic Cork