What grinds my gears...

[1964FOX]

Tall people.

[The Doctor]

St. Paddys Day - why does it have to fall on a week where I've got to remain dry?

[Finnegan]

St. Paddys Day - why does it have to fall on a week where I've got to remain dry?

You're Irish now? We knew you'd get bored of being Scottish soon enough.

Cornish next year? Maybe Manx?

[FoxyPV]

You're Irish now? We knew you'd get bored of pretending to be Scottish soon enough.

Cornish next year? Maybe Manx?

[birdwith2beaksandnofriends]

Herons. I don't trust them. What are they plotting?

[The Doctor]

You're Irish now? We knew you'd get bored of being Scottish soon enough.

Cornish next year? Maybe Manx?

- If I get my way then I'll be Romanian next year.

[birdwith2beaksandnofriends]

- If I get my way then I'll be Romanian next year.

Mate, you missed them, the Romans are all dead and gone. The empire was stretched too far.

[Carl the Llama]

- If I get my way then I'll be Romanian next year.

Handy Romanian phrase #1: Linjem pula shi quoielay (not spelt correctly, but say what you see and you'll be golden)

[The Doctor]

Mate, you missed them, the Romans are all dead and gone. The empire was stretched too far.

That's what happens when you get soft and stop feeding your enemies to the lions.

[birdwith2beaksandnofriends]

That's what happens when you get soft and stop feeding your enemies to the lions.

Well, you're right, but you have the causation wrong... its actually the problem with the lions being introduced to fashionable concepts like vegetarianism.

[21st Century Fox]

That's what happens when you get soft and stop feeding your enemies to the lions.

When you start having difficulty maintaining an erection whilst feeding your enemies to lions, you know your civilisation is in trouble.

[The Doctor]

When you start having difficulty maintaining an erection whilst feeding your enemies to lions, you know your civilisation is in trouble.

Well, that's probably because if you can't get hard from exerting your power, what can get you hard? You'll stop being able to have children if it comes to that.

[lavrentis]

****ing tripped the light and its set the alarm off intermittently

When we turn the lights back on the alarm goes off full whammy, when it's off it goes off every 30 seconds.

Not too bad for me but my housemate is right next to it !!

[Zingari]

Herons. I don't trust them. What are they plotting?

Storks and Bitterns are very devious too.

Although I can't tell the difference between stork and bittern

Edited 8 March 2013 by Zingari

[ozleicester]

When you start having difficulty maintaining an erection whilst feeding your enemies to lions, you know your civilisation is in trouble.

Im guessing this guy is going to be permanently soft around lions from now on....

A man from Kariba, Zimbabwe, narrowly escaped getting killed by a lion while having sex with his girlfriend in the bush. However, his girlfriend wasn'st so lucky....

http://www.hindustan...e1-1022787.aspx

and may i add, some of the writing in the story is genius...

"killed by a lion while having sex with his girlfriend in the bush"

"Another source who claimed to know the two very well said that the man was naked since it was very hot"

Edited 8 March 2013 by ozleicester

[Saxondale]

"Humorous" "images" that are actually just text, the sentiment of which is often limited in humour and/or wisdom anyway. Constantly posted by buffoons on Facebook and Twitter.

[Captain...]

Gogglebox!

Seriously what the fvck is going on, it is like an episode of Black Mirror, for those who haven't seen it, it is a tv show where, you watch other people watching TV and seeing what comments they make.

This really has to be ironic on some level too subtle for me to get, or the world really is starting to eat itself, I can't wait for the episode where the people they are recording watch Gogglebox, then we can watch people watching themselves watch TV.

[Fox in the North]

Forest fans, they're everywhere! Only now do they come out of the depths to ridicule and snort once again. Having one as a stepmum can be nearly unbearable

[Facecloth]

Forest fans, they're everywhere! Only now do they come out of the depths to ridicule and snort once again. Having one as a stepmum can be nearly unbearable

Having one as a girlfriend is even worse!

[Fox in the North]

Having one as a girlfriend is even worse!

Oh sweet lord I don't think I could have a girlfriend who supports forest

[Facecloth]

Oh sweet lord I don't think I could have a girlfriend who supports forest

It's hard work! I just have to laugh off the ridicule at the moment and keep hoping City pick enough for me to take the piss come May!

[Fox in the North]

It's hard work! I just have to laugh off the ridicule at the moment and keep hoping City pick enough for me to take the piss come May!

You'll have your ultimate revenge in May When we beat them to knock them out of the playoffs

[FoxesAreBlue]

Going to work at 6.00am even though I don't start until 11.30am and finding tha te breakfast I prepped last night has been stolen. Bastards.

[Finnegan]

Going to work at 6.00am even though I don't start until 11.30am and finding tha te breakfast I prepped last night has been stolen. Bastards.

There's only one thing for it.

[1964FOX]

Probably been posted before but my wife had to go dentist this morning and as a result got some antibiotics for the abscess on her tooth. Why, as usual out of the numerous people in the chemist am I the only one who actually pays for the prescription.