What grinds my gears...

[I am Rod Hull]

Spending all day with noone entering your room, then having someone pop their head in the second you let a horrendous death fart loose.

Thats foreplay where I come from.

[z-layrex]

Being too drunk and sending a text to your ex calling her a slut.

[BoneDog]

Well that's not going to win her back.

You should have sent her a video of you wearing only a pair of briefs and flip-flops dancing on the spot to Duran Duran's Hungry Like the Wolf.

[The Doctor]

Is it just me who wants to see El start an agony aunt column? Would be chuffing hilarious.

[Jaspa]

Every time I hear the mouth fart 'Textes'

[Captain...]

Not knowing if your phone/computer/tv have automatically put the clocks forward.

[sham]

When a recepient does not reply to a form of communication and you are left waiting indefinitely. Grids my gears when this happens especially e-mails and text messages.

[Soar Fox]

Being tired all day then not being able to sleep.

[Captain...]

Not being able to find the "What floats your boat" thread when you have something positive...

[I am Rod Hull]

http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/topic/57515-what-floats-my-boat/page__st__1620#entry2544328

[Captain...]

http://www.foxestalk...20#entry2544328

Cheers I can never find it, even when it is on the front page and the search comes up a blank each time, maybe it is just selective blindness.

[I am Rod Hull]

Cheers I can never find it, even when it is on the front page and the search comes up a blank each time, maybe it is just selective blindness.

I knew it couldn`t be too far down because I posted on there last night

[BoneDog]

Had this crackhead who I used to barely know knock on my door last night. He had instruction pamphlets for a couple of items he'd obviously robbed from somewhere and was asking if I wanted to buy the items. The thing that grinds my gears most is when I said I'm not interested he started asking me what I spend my money on! WTF.

Then he asks if I've got a laptop or phone he can borrow to sign in to facebook to speak to his Dad. He was obviously going to try and run off with it if I passed him either as he'd noticed I didn't have my shoes on.

[21st Century Fox]

Had this crackhead who I used to barely know knock on my door last night. He had instruction pamphlets for a couple of items he'd obviously robbed from somewhere and was asking if I wanted to buy the items. The thing that grinds my gears most is when I said I'm not interested he started asking me what I spend my money on! WTF.

Then he asks if I've got a laptop or phone he can borrow to sign in to facebook to speak to his Dad. He was obviously going to try and run off with it if I passed him either as he'd noticed I didn't have my shoes on.

Your life is amazing. Can you just start a thread where you chronicle your days and musings. I'm being deadly serious, I'd read that.

[Facecloth]

Your life is amazing. Can you just start a thread where you chronicle your days and musings. I'm being deadly serious, I'd read that.

An El Empty online daily diary! That would be amazing. As long is it didn't turn into some conspiracy theory discussion it'd be great.

[I am Rod Hull]

Had this crackhead who I used to barely know knock on my door last night. He had instruction pamphlets for a couple of items he'd obviously robbed from somewhere and was asking if I wanted to buy the items. The thing that grinds my gears most is when I said I'm not interested he started asking me what I spend my money on! WTF.

Then he asks if I've got a laptop or phone he can borrow to sign in to facebook to speak to his Dad. He was obviously going to try and run off with it if I passed him either as he'd noticed I didn't have my shoes on.

I never answer the door without wearing my "From Russia With Love" poison tipped knife shoes.

[FoxyPV]

MsFoxy stopping smoking and the irritability it brings.

Edited 1 April 2013 by FoxyPV

[AoWW]

MsFoxy stopping smoking and the irritability it brings.

Ouch.

[Carl the Llama]

MsFoxy stopping smoking and the irritability it brings.

Give her something else to suck on.

[Danno]

People who try too hard to be funny on April fools.

Saying you're pregnant or you're gay or something is fvcking hilarious ain't it. Muppets

[MC Prussian]

About 1'000+ plastic Foxestalk fans today.

[Facecloth]

People who try too hard to be funny on April fools.

Saying you're pregnant or you're gay or something is fvcking hilarious ain't it. Muppets

Saying your're pregnant as a joke is pretty shitty actually, especially when there are people out there desperate for kids who can't get pregnant.

[z-layrex]

Saying your're pregnant as a joke is pretty shitty actually, especially when there are people out there desperate for kids who can't get pregnant.

Would you like a tampon for your vagina?

[flowwolf]

People who try too hard to be funny on April fools.

Saying you're pregnant or you're gay or something is fvcking hilarious ain't it. Muppets

You've actually had people say this to you ?

[Danno]

Saying your're pregnant as a joke is pretty shitty actually, especially when there are people out there desperate for kids who can't get pregnant.

Well it's pretty shit when about 3000 other people do it. And post it on facebook. Cvnts