What grinds my gears...

[FoxesAreBlue]

Getting cramp in the middle of the night. Fvcking horrible

Worst. Thing. Ever.

[z-layrex]

Getting cramp in the middle of the night. Fvcking horrible

The calf cramps where for a minute the pain is so unbearable you'd put a bullet in your own brain if you could? Absolute ****ing agony. I used to get them so badly I'd be rolling around on the floor screaming waking the whole house up . One time a few years ago I had a girl staying over, I think I grabbed her face in both hands and asked her to kill me. Safe to say she never saw me again.

I'm convinced it's linked to having too much salt that day, I have much less salt in my diet these days and never get them. Wouldn't even be able to walk on the leg properly the day after.

Edited 3 May 2013 by z-layrex

[Soar Fox]

I've pulled up with cramp a couple of times on a Sunday after going out on the p**s the night before. Had it before whilst in the middle of intercourse, it's safe to say it ruined the moment.

[Finnegan]

To both of the above, it's dehydration.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

The calf cramps where for a minute the pain is so unbearable you'd put a bullet in your own brain if you could? Absolute ****ing agony.

I had that whilst upside-down in a pool in France once. Inhaled a considerable amount of water due to the shock, then had to swim, pull myself out of the pool and push the calf muscle back into place. All that while retching up pool water out of my lungs. That was a terrible 5 minutes

[StanSP]

Having swollen tonsils, doctors not knowing why so, but can say that it is not tonsillitis! Quite annoying not knowing what's wrong with your own body!

[FrankieADZ]

Some LCFC fans I know who dont see the whole bloody picture.

there like talking to a brick bloody wall

[Captain...]

Ironing, first time I've done any for years as I have an interview, I'm sure after half an hour my shirt looks worse than when I started, certainly not better. Got 2 trains and a tube to catch to get there so I doubt I will be looking that fresh when I arrive anyway.

[FrankieADZ]

cold callers....& scam phone calls.

tho them ones who phone saying you have a problem with your computer are funny....so easy to lead them on...then they put the phone down.

[Carl the Llama]

On the cramp theme: Cramping up the muscle(s) in your jaw mid-yawn.

[21st Century Fox]

Ironing, first time I've done any for years as I have an interview, I'm sure after half an hour my shirt looks worse than when I started, certainly not better. Got 2 trains and a tube to catch to get there so I doubt I will be looking that fresh when I arrive anyway.

Just hang it in the bathroom whilst you shower, the steam will uncrease it so there's no need for ironing.

[Captain...]

Just hang it in the bathroom whilst you shower, the steam will uncrease it so there's no need for ironing.

I know all the tricks, and normally I am happy to be in a slightly crumpled state, but I feel for the interview I should make an effort, ironed my shirt, polished my shoes, had a shave, even pressed my trousers to get a half hearted crease in them, which has now faded. I just can't imagine how much time people waste doing this crap on a regular basis, my work is just as good if I look a little scruffy as super smart.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

On the cramp theme: Cramping up the muscle(s) in your jaw mid-yawn.

I hate that!! Every time I think it's going to lock in that position

[Danno]

The calf cramps where for a minute the pain is so unbearable you'd put a bullet in your own brain if you could? Absolute ****ing agony. I used to get them so badly I'd be rolling around on the floor screaming waking the whole house up . One time a few years ago I had a girl staying over, I think I grabbed her face in both hands and asked her to kill me. Safe to say she never saw me again.

I'm convinced it's linked to having too much salt that day, I have much less salt in my diet these days and never get them. Wouldn't even be able to walk on the leg properly the day after.

It's horrible it still hurts when I walk now.

[SystonFox]

Boohoo for your cramps. I've got an acl injury suffered last Sunday! Try being sofa ridden all week and being on crutches. Fvcking horrible

Ps cramps are really bad!

[MooseBreath]

I know all the tricks, and normally I am happy to be in a slightly crumpled state, but I feel for the interview I should make an effort, ironed my shirt, polished my shoes, had a shave, even pressed my trousers to get a half hearted crease in them, which has now faded. I just can't imagine how much time people waste doing this crap on a regular basis, my work is just as good if I look a little scruffy as super smart.

I haven't ironed my work clothes for a normal day at work for years. I reckon I've used an iron about ten times in total for the last five years. Time efficiency is everything.

Going for an interview, does that mean you're going for a regular salaried employee position?

Edited 3 May 2013 by MooseBreath

[purpleronnie]

I have a small steam iron that I use, as for spending time to look smart, yeah polishing shoes and ironing a few shirts takes up all my time.

[Uncle Phil]

I've pulled up with cramp a couple of times on a Sunday after going out on the p**s the night before. Had it before whilst in the middle of intercourse, it's safe to say it ruined the moment.

Massively awkward and disappointing in equal measures. Of all the times for it to strike as well.

[lavrentis]

I have a small steam iron that I use, as for spending time to look smart, yeah polishing shoes and ironing a few shirts takes up all my time.

I hope all your expensive shoes and suits you wear every day isn't wasted and get the public attention it most definitely deserves.

[purpleronnie]

I hope all your expensive shoes and suits you wear every day isn't wasted and get the public attention it most definitely deserves.

Well I'm still single, so maybe I should ditch them for a nice shell suit.

[The Doctor]

Trying to do some last minute revision and being stuck laughing at "Phallotoxins are not active orally" while flicking through notes.

[Haydos]

Massively awkward and disappointing in equal measures. Of all the times for it to strike as well.

You just have to laugh off anything that happens unexpectedly during sex. It ruins it if you let it, if you make light of something then I've found it's not too much of a problem.

[Corky]

The cliche "Nothing surprises you in football but this does".

So things do surprise you in football then? Stop saying it please, on national television.

Stick to "A game of two halves" or "Sorry, the news is on now, Jose, we've got to go". Just ban the above.

[Uncle Phil]

You just have to laugh off anything that happens unexpectedly during sex. It ruins it if you let it, if you make light of something then I've found it's not too much of a problem.

This is true, I was soon back on from! Just had to roll over and say get on with it whilst I take 5. Happy days.

[Captain...]

I haven't ironed my work clothes for a normal day at work for years. I reckon I've used an iron about ten times in total for the last five years. Time efficiency is everything.

Going for an interview, does that mean you're going for a regular salaried employee position?

I'm toying with the idea, contract has just finished and nothing interesting around immediately, 60K + 25% bonus is not to be sniffed at, opportunity for travel to Brazil, China, India, Australia, the US and Europe, + plenty of opportunity for professional development. Work will last through to 2018, then I could go freelance again.