What grinds my gears...

[Webbo]

Having the shits at work where the bog roll is like sandpaper.

Kinell.

Newspaper is worse.

[Finnegan]

I can honestly say I've never had to use something that wasn't bog roll.

[21st Century Fox]

I can honestly say I've never had to use something that wasn't bog roll.

 

Que Mattp - "You've never tried a swan's neck!!??"

[Guest MattP]

I can honestly say I've never had to use something that wasn't bog roll.

 

You haven't lived.

 

I've had to use a crisp packet and a sock before. Feels like you've been ****ed by the the bicentennial man.

[Wymsey]

Going to a assessment center, on Friday, for only around 30 minutes - in Glasgow..

 

Too far up north.

[lavrentis]

When you run out of lives on Candy Crush

[Saxondale]

I still maintain that toilet roll requires some degree of abrasion in order to be fit for purpose. Some of these expensive bogrolls are like wiping your arse with a duvet - hopeless.

 

Keep it cheap.

[Webbo]

I can honestly say I've never had to use something that wasn't bog roll.

When I was doing the refurbs in the 80s. In an empty house aching for a crap when the free paper popped through the letter box. It was a relief but it didn't half chafe.

[Carl the Llama]

Does nobody else use their hands?  Saves trees and you can just wash it off after.

[Guest MattP]

Does nobody else use their hands?  Saves trees and you can just wash it off after.

 

I shouldn't have to ask this but tell me that's a joke?

[Fox92]

People who decide to walk in the middle of the road. Annoys, and frustrates me, so much.

 

Who's your favourite pornstar Matt?

Mines either Lisa Ann or Cody Lane.

 

Tori Black for me.

 

 

I shouldn't have to ask this but tell me that's a joke?

 

Well, he is a Llama.

Edited 12 June 2013 by Fox92

[Finnaldo]

I shouldn't have to ask this but tell me that's a joke?

Have you not used your butler's hand before Matt?

[21st Century Fox]

I missed a conversation about pornstars!!?

 

There is happy middle ground; Feminist Pornstars like Sasha Grey or Stoya.

[leicsmac]

Going to a assessment center, on Friday, for only around 30 minutes - in Glasgow..

 

Too far up north.

 

Went to one in Aberdeen a couple of months ago, that was a long three days.

[Soar Fox]

Tori Black for me.

Definitely in my top 5.

[Danno]

It's no coincidence that all of the feminists who moan about things like porn and stripping are absolutely hideous. They're jealous, bitter people who want to see everyone else become as miserable as they are.

Www.twitter.com/CarolineLucas

Just look at the state of that creature! Just wow

[Carl the Llama]

Www.twitter.com/CarolineLucas

Just look at the state of that creature! Just wow

Milf.

[Carl the Llama]

I shouldn't have to ask this but tell me that's a joke?

It's more efficient too: You can really reach in and scoop out all the resistant bits of faecal matter that a piece of paper simply can't get to.

[stix]

Does nobody else use their hands? Saves trees and you can just wash it off after.

Isn't that how Muslims do it?

[21st Century Fox]

Isn't that how Muslims do it?

 

I think quite a few cultures do it. It seems pretty common in India.

[Rincewind]

My sister was telling me that when her and my mum went China they were given one sheet of loo paper.

 

I have heard about it happening in India. I was told they use the other hand to eat but I'm sure it would have been the same in Medieval England.

 

I would gues that they wash their hands, but still avoid using that one to eat to prevent disease.

Edited 12 June 2013 by Rincewind

[stix]

I think quite a few cultures do it. It seems pretty common in India.

I only mentioned it because when I left school I did a small stint at a factory in highfields where the vast majority were Muslim. There were little plastic cups of water left in every cubicle, and the state of the pans were....well....horrific. Footprints on the seats too. You'd have thought the firm would have accommodated them really.

[Haydos]

People who decide to walk in the middle of the road. Annoys, and frustrates me, so much.

 

 

Tori Black for me.

 

 

 

Well, he is a Llama.

 

Tori Black is gorgeous, great shout.

I missed a conversation about pornstars!!?

 

There is happy middle ground; Feminist Pornstars like Sasha Grey or Stoya.

 

[Captain...]

You haven't lived.

 

I've had to use a crisp packet and a sock before. Feels like you've been ****ed by the the bicentennial man.

At the same time? Was it the absorption of the sock over the impermeable crisp packet to protect your hand? Ingenious.

 

At a festival once I was chatting with some mates, when one of them asked the other "Chris what happened to your pants?" I noticed the ragged remnants of a pair of cheap boxers flapping over the top of his waistband.

 

"Oh yeah, I went for a shit and there was no bog roll, so I ripped off a bit of my undercrackers and used that."

 

He spent the rest of the day wearing half a pair of boxers, but did have a shit free crack. 

 

I only mentioned it because when I left school I did a small stint at a factory in highfields where the vast majority were Muslim. There were little plastic cups of water left in every cubicle, and the state of the pans were....well....horrific. Footprints on the seats too. You'd have thought the firm would have accommodated them really.

Well technically they use water, hence things like bidets and hoses in toilets, they are not actually reaching up their bumholes and scraping the poo out.

[stix]

Well technically they use water, hence things like bidets and hoses in toilets, they are not actually reaching up their bumholes and scraping the poo out.

No bidets or hoses where I worked. Just a cup of water on the floor, as I said.

I think they do use their hands, with water.