What grinds my gears...

[Zingari]

Ha ha no. That's just a Cumberland sausage as served to me by my date, Wilma, last night together with mash, peas and gravy. It was a sausage for sausage deal. I wouldn't post a picture of the real fella on here.. After all, it is a family friendly forum!!!!

 phew that's a relief 

 

i was just going to say you ain't got a bad length but you fall a little short in the width department .

 

But then again you've never made any claims regarding girth have you .That was another poster Mike Oxlongenbroad .

Are you related ?

[Rincewind]

I don't see the Mike Oxlong thing.

 

Hang on is that a light bulb I see before me>

[Mike Oxlong]

phew that's a relief i was just going to say you ain't got a bad length but you fall a little short in the width department . But then again you've never made any claims regarding girth have you .That was another poster Mike Oxlongenbroad .Are you related ?

Yep, he's a cousin of mine and some say we're similar in having a tendency to over exaggerate but it's safe to say we disagree with that analysis and are just relieved that we don't come from the Oxmells branch of the clan.

Edited 23 August 2013 by Mike Oxlong

[Mike Oxlong]

I don't see the Mike Oxlong thing. Hang on is that a light bulb I see before me>

Rincey, I really want to get it but my light bulbs not switched on yet.

[21st Century Fox]

When girls use 'lovely' as a noun.

[Captain...]

When girls use 'lovely' as a noun.

But not when boys do? Interesting...

[AoWW]

And those people in Syria think they've got problems.

 

*slap*

[Danno]

People who arselick shit footballers on twitter

[21st Century Fox]

But not when boys do? Interesting...

 

No, when boys do it I get a confused boner, I don't know why.

[Webbo]

*slap*

You're lucky I'm not into that.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Socks that seem to twizzle round all of their own accord.

Knickers aswell AoWW

[Mike Oxlong]

Artistes on Babestation who look like they've popped down to the local garage to pump their tits full of air before the evening shift.

[Mike Oxlong]

Also Tramp Stamps and fvckin Chinese menus tattooed on otherwise fit bodies.

[kingfox]

Artistes on Babestation who look like they've popped down to the local garage to pump their tits full of air before the evening shift.

 

Forget that shit.

 

Bang on 930

[Mike Oxlong]

Forget that shit.

 

Bang on 930

Can't. Sky Box is jammed on 943.

[kingfox]

Can't. Sky Box is jammed on 943.

 

Same thing, but at least you have good taste.

[Mike Oxlong]

Same thing, but at least you have good taste.

Knew you'd peep.

[The Doctor]

****ing knackered - 10 hour shifts all of the past week and my phone needs to go in for repair - been to have it checked and been told it's a hardware issue. Pretty big one though, try to call a number and it doesn't even attempt to connect.

[pSinatra]

Sports montages.

 

Every sports programme seems to big-up an event by using a montage, some soppy music & Rudyard Kipling's 'If' (or similar)

 

Wimbledon, the Premier League, Six Nations, World Tiddlywinks final......nothing is safe.

 

[ADK]

True, that annoys me too.

[21st Century Fox]

Sports montages.

 

Every sports programme seems to big-up an event by using a montage, some soppy music & Rudyard Kipling's 'If' (or similar)

 

Wimbledon, the Premier League, Six Nations, World Tiddlywinks final......nothing is safe.

 

 

**** yes!

 

 

Now I love Henry V but that was such a pile of diarrhoea inducing cringe fest.

[leicsmac]

Yep, was excessive during Wimbledon.

 

As much as I was ecstatic to see Murray lift the Wimbledon trophy, I didn't need to see it multiple times in super slo-mo with some 'meaningful' music in the background.

Edited 24 August 2013 by leicsmac

[z-layrex]

Yep, was excessive during Wimbledon.

As much as I was ecstatic to see Murray lift the Wimbledon trophy, I didn't need to see it multiple times in super slo-mo with some 'meaningful' music in the background.

It's because all the upper middle class rugby and tennis watching middle aged women ****ing love them.

[Carl the Llama]

Commentators who pronounce names incorrectly.  When it's literally your job to speak, you should be able to get it right.

[StanSP]

Commentators who pronounce names incorrectly.  When it's literally your job to speak, you should be able to get it right.

 

The BBC reporter at our match yesterday said 'Kevin Nugent'.