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What grinds my gears...

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Knowing your youth is vanishing. (It's probably the alcohol though to be honest)

 

I'm forgetting trivia knowledge I knew five years ago, I forget how to spell words now, my favorite milf porn star is actually only three years older than me.

 

My eldest bro tells me the same, it seems like only a few years ago he was going out every Friday and Saturday but he's settled down now with a wife and kid and now he tells me he drinks wine to the X factor, and he actually enjoys it.

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lol so true

 

Apparently I'm odd for not liking the Big Bang Theory and disliking South Park.

 

Big Bang is sensationally average. One of these you have the odd snigger at but I've never found it overly laugh out loud.

 

I like South Park though, I blame the fact I have a poor taste sense of humour.

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The amount of absolute nobheads who give you a dodgy vibe if you don't think the 'normal' way (ie watch shit TV and pretend to enjoy it)

 

I've just stopped giving a shit now, I like what I like.

 

I hate getting whined at, for example, for playing computer games with my mates by people who sit around in the evenings watching geordie fvcking shore and shit like that. Or liking dnb from people who go to those shitty generic pop/r&b clubs where they all look like absolute wands.

 

I don't care enough for it to make a difference though, just wish they'd pipe th fvck down.

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People pissing on the floor in toilets. I know us blokes aren't always the best at aiming but at work it's all round the front of the bog not the edges. The blokes toilet at work is just a toilet, no urinals, so if you're dropping the kids off at the pool, you're sitting down where everyone else has been for a piss, and I swear it's like someone with a 6 inch cock is standing a foot away from the toilet. It's not even drops, it's a puddle. I don't want to drop my trousers into a puddle of piss when I'm having a dump! If people can't aim, or can't help making the mess they could at least clear it up so I don't have to before I got for a shit.

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People pissing on the floor in toilets. I know us blokes aren't always the best at aiming but at work it's all round the front of the bog not the edges. The blokes toilet at work is just a toilet, no urinals, so if you're dropping the kids off at the pool, you're sitting down where everyone else has been for a piss, and I swear it's like someone with a 6 inch cock is standing a foot away from the toilet. It's not even drops, it's a puddle. I don't want to drop my trousers into a puddle of piss when I'm having a dump! If people can't aim, or can't help making the mess they could at least clear it up so I don't have to before I got for a shit.

There's a bloke at my work who has a shit then wipes his arse but misses the toilet with the tissue, leaving shitty toilet paper strewn all over the floor.

I'm pretty sure they do it on purpose. You do get some weirdos about and I'm sure there are blokes who derive some feintly homosexual pleasure over exercising their power to piss other blokes off in such a way.

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I've just stopped giving a shit now, I like what I like.

 

I hate getting whined at, for example, for playing computer games with my mates by people who sit around in the evenings watching geordie fvcking shore and shit like that. Or liking dnb from people who go to those shitty generic pop/r&b clubs where they all look like absolute wands.

 

I don't care enough for it to make a difference though, just wish they'd pipe th fvck down.

 

Yeh, I'm past really caring what a lot think to be honest lol if I enjoy it I enjoy it, I'll do whatever.

 

I'd rather sit on FM all night than watch Geordie Shore, TOWIE etc...

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The NIA.

 

What a shi8hole that is. Went there on Saturday to see Micky Flanagan (bloody funny show). The seating is the most cramped i have ever experienced, The bars were understaffed meaning we couldn't get a drink during the interval, the toilets are inadequate and again not enough time in the interval because the queue was backing up into the arena. There seemed to be too few staff for the capacity crowd. Coming out of the arena at the end was worse that any football match with no guidance to nearest exits and no staff to marshall.

 

The parking is dreadful unless you get there at least 2 hours ahead of a show. Two of the three dedicated NIA car parks were full (one was closed). We queued for an hour having arrived in Birmingham at 7:15 and subsequently were late for the start of the show. Afterwards there was a 25 minute queue to pay for the car park. We then had to wait over an hour to get out of the car park as we were on the top floor. The main access to the NIA is off a main road but a lot is along the canal and is over and under bridges. Walking a narrow path after struggling to get out of the building with hordes of people in the dark alongside the waters edge is no fun.

 

These might seem like minor gripes but actually had quite a negative influence on what was otherwise a good show. I have learnt from this experience. Next time I go by train.

 

Agree, I went there for the Premier League Darts and it's ridiculously cramped. Luckily there were a few empty seats at the top so we just went up there and stood up.

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People pissing on the floor in toilets. I know us blokes aren't always the best at aiming but at work it's all round the front of the bog not the edges. The blokes toilet at work is just a toilet, no urinals, so if you're dropping the kids off at the pool, you're sitting down where everyone else has been for a piss, and I swear it's like someone with a 6 inch cock is standing a foot away from the toilet. It's not even drops, it's a puddle. I don't want to drop my trousers into a puddle of piss when I'm having a dump! If people can't aim, or can't help making the mess they could at least clear it up so I don't have to before I got for a shit.

 

Agree with this, and also when housemates leave certain hairs on the toilet bowl, always gag when i see them

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Letting agents.

Why are these ***** never on time?

Mine are the worst I've ever had to deal with. They literally sit in the office all day flirting with each other.

I've been in here 3 months today, they still haven't given me the details of my utility providers. After numorous requests! Luckily I'm a stingy cnut so I know the bills won't be too bad!!

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Mine are the worst I've ever had to deal with. They literally sit in the office all day flirting with each other.

I've been in here 3 months today, they still haven't given me the details of my utility providers. After numorous requests! Luckily I'm a stingy cnut so I know the bills won't be too bad!!

Don't bank on it.

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Dickhead drivers, some berk in front of me today purposely went really slowly up to the traffic lights when they were on green so that they went through on amber and I hit red. I couldn't believe what they were doing (going around 15mph in a 40 just so I had to stop.

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