What grinds my gears...

[Corky]

Why? Because you're not cool enough to talk about yourself in the third person like he does?

He's now officially Southampton's third most famous fan, after these two...

Three massive tits as their most famous fans (and only two are worth looking at).

They must be so proud

[DB11]

Why? Because you're not cool enough to talk about yourself in the third person like he does?

He's now officially Southampton's third most famous fan, after these two...

Any more threads you plan on making that picture have an appearance in? Not that I'm complaining, of course

[Fosse Boy]

Any more threads you plan on making that picture have an appearance in? Not that I'm complaining, of course

There's really is something about girls in football shirts that I just love...

In her case, it's what's underneath it!

[Corky]

There's really is something about girls in football shirts that I just love...

In her case, it's what's underneath it!

Me too (and ladies, don't think this is an open invitation )

[Katy]

Me too (and ladies, don't think this is an open invitation )

Damn it, I sleep in mine as well

[Corky]

Damn it, I sleep in mine as well

I'm sure you'll get over the "disappointment"

[Fez of Mahrez]

Damn it, I sleep in mine as well

The black one?

[Katy]

The black one?

No, the Alliance and Leicester blue one. Why do you ask?

[Fez of Mahrez]

No, the Alliance and Leicester blue one. Why do you ask?

Just felt the need to establish the facts. Girls in football shirts is an area of knowledge that must always be expanded whenever possible.

[Corky]

Just felt the need to establish the facts. Girls in football shirts is an area of knowledge that must always be expanded whenever possible.

Quite agree.

[Tilley]

Thieving c*nts.

Mate has just had his moped stolen from his front garden.

Which means he can't get to work next week.

Wankers.

[Katy]

Just felt the need to establish the facts. Girls in football shirts is an area of knowledge that must always be expanded whenever possible.

I see, I thought for one horrid moment you were going to call me a scuzz for wearing the black one that I wear for games

[Fez of Mahrez]

I see, I thought for one horrid moment you were going to call me a scuzz for wearing the black one that I wear for games

One would naturally assume, if that were the case, that there would be some sort of bi-shirtal rotation basis in play.

[Katy]

One would naturally assume, if that were the case, that there would be some sort of bi-shirtal rotation basis in play.

Yes, of course there would

[Alexikokopops]

Everyone who had the same idea as me to go to the Francis Bacon exhibition when it was half price, meaning I got to the Tate Britain all the way in Pimlico (seriously, what is the point of Pimlico) only to find it was sold out. Grrr.

[Guest]

Nell McAndrew.

No, I do not feel "blorted".

[Corky]

Nell McAndrew.

No, I do not feel "blorted".

[Katy]

Everyone who had the same idea as me to go to the Francis Bacon exhibition when it was half price, meaning I got to the Tate Britain all the way in Pimlico (seriously, what is the point of Pimlico) only to find it was sold out. Grrr.

Excuse my ignorance but is that anywhere near Paddington?

Nell McAndrew.

No, I do not feel "blorted".

[Alexikokopops]

Excuse my ignorance but is that anywhere near Paddington?

I couldn't even get a direct tube there, I had to change at Oxford Circus

[Katy]

I couldn't even get a direct tube there, I had to change at Oxford Circus

Blimey, it must be rubbish!

[Alexikokopops]

Blimey, it must be rubbish!

It's awful. Truly awful. I'm going to have a £4 pint to sooth myself.

[AoWW]

There's really is something about girls in football shirts that I just love...

In her case, it's what's underneath it!

Silicone and padding.

[Katy]

Silicone and padding.

Now now love.

[AoWW]

Now now love.

You'll be patting me on the head next.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Now now love.

You'll be patting me on the head next.

"Hot girl-on-girl action" they said.

"Chat live to horny girls in your area" they said.

"False advertising" I say.