What grinds my gears...

[Unabomber]

Why can't you just buy yours from vending machines in rough village pubs which advertise their products as "wild willies" or somesuch like the rest of us in the developed world do?

Can't combine that with your dinner shopping though can you bro?

[Voll Blau]

Can't combine that with your dinner shopping though can you bro?

 

As someone who exclusively eats scampi fries, a quick trip to the bar in said pub quickly rectifies that problem.

[Unabomber]

I bloody love pubs.

[Voll Blau]

I bloody love pubs.

 

You want a good pie, the Gardeners...

[Unabomber]

What is the main brewery in Swindon?

[MooseBreath]

Not a happy home life

[MooseBreath]

All of those and the likes of Durex were in ****ing big plastic boxes covered in tags, I had to settle for a poverty 3 pack (which I didn't even use - went raw dog).

Sweet Mary those boxes, surely only a dangerously unhinged individual would actually approach a shop assistant to get them to come over and unlock them. It doesn't even bear thinking about to be honest.

Edited 6 September 2014 by MooseBreath

[Rincewind]

Not a happy home life

Sorry to hear that.

[MooseBreath]

Sorry to hear that.

It's my wife, she has alopecia.

[ADK]

Cvnts like this.

 

Public 'infuriated' after Conservative MP's car found parked in disabled bay

 

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/public-infuriated-after-conservative-mps-car-found-parked-in-disabled-bay--eyXrcCnzVg

 

[Rincewind]

It's my wife, she has alopecia.

Just looked it up but only to see what it was not read upon it yet.

[Alf Bentley]

It's my wife, she has alopecia.

 

 

Infuriating. I bet that makes you want to pull your hair out.

[Facecloth]

Infuriating. I bet that makes you want to pull your hair out.

That's a bald statement to make.

[purpleronnie]

Moose put The Office DVD down.

[Alf Bentley]

That's a bald statement to make.

 

Keep your hair on, mate, or there'll be a parting of the ways!

[Soar Fox]

Women who are pregnant but carrying on smoking through their pregnancy.

Played football this morning and some horrible looking tattooed covered chav sat their smoking, then I overheard her say she's 34 weeks gone.

[Buce]

Keep your hair on, mate, or there'll be a parting of the ways!

Groan. Here wig go again...

[Nalis]

Women who are pregnant but carrying on smoking through their pregnancy.

Played football this morning and some horrible looking tattooed covered chav sat their smoking, then I overheard her say she's 34 weeks gone.

She sounds like the type who would sue the NHS if there were any complications with the birth...

[MooseBreath]

Saw a bloke having a fag in his car the other day with a boy who looked about 3 sat on the passenger seat. I shot him an angry look but he didn't see me. Proper chavvy looking cvnt in a beaten up Renault clio. You can't make the argument for further education, these people are just cvnts.

[Matt]

International breaks.

 

doesn't even describe it.

[Danno]

There is some huge outrage against Muslims on facebook because some Muslim comedian made a joke video about Peppa Pig being offensive to his religion. Oh my god just press the button now Vladimir.

[lavrentis]

There is some huge outrage against Muslims on facebook because some Muslim comedian made a joke video about Peppa Pig being offensive to his religion. Oh my god just press the button now Vladimir.

 

[Guest MattP]

There is some huge outrage against Muslims on facebook because some Muslim comedian made a joke video about Peppa Pig being offensive to his religion. Oh my god just press the button now Vladimir.

Is it offensive to Muslims because she is a pig? Or because she's a female who goes to playgroup to learn things?

Edited 9 September 2014 by MattP

[bovril]

Is it offensive to Muslims because she is a pig, or because she's a female who goes to playgroup to learn things?

 

Guilty

[Danno]

Is it offensive to Muslims because she is a pig? Or because she's a female who goes to playgroup to learn things?

The whole video was a pisstake about how the guy's son wants to now be a pig instead of a doctor, I have no idea how some people fell for it. After all though it is Facebook which is only used by few other than the dregs of society these days