What grinds my gears...

[Corky]

Look, it's bloody cold here mate.

I don't like it <_<

[Scow]

Look, it's bloody cold here mate.

I don't like it <_<

Alcohol helps.

[Thracian]

Don't tell me, you're one of these people who can never open them.

I hate opening them and always end up using my teeth. Worse though is the dribble of whatever that comes out...it's reluctant, there's not much of it and, altogether, it's like the third orgasm of a half-hour session, so I've read. Nothing like you'd want it to be!

Edited 5 January 2009 by Thracian

[GLC]

Look, it's bloody cold here mate.

I don't like it <_<

its gonna be -3 here tonight

[Katy]

I hate opening them and always end up using my teeth. Worse though is the dribble of whatever that comes out...it's reluctant, there's not much of it and, altogether, it's like the third orgasm of a half-hour session. Nothing like you'd want it to be!

I really wish I'd hadn't read that

[Corky]

I really wish I'd hadn't read that

You and me both dear

[Corky]

its gonna be -3 here tonight

Irrelevant. I'm not bothered about you, only me.

[GLC]

Irrelevant. I'm not bothered about you, only me.

[Flynny]

I hate opening them and always end up using my teeth. Worse though is the dribble of whatever that comes out...it's reluctant, there's not much of it and, altogether, it's like the third orgasm of a half-hour session. Nothing like you'd want it to be!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Edited 5 January 2009 by Flynny

[Libertine]

I think I just aneurysmed.

[Thracian]

I really wish I'd hadn't read that

Apologies - I always assumed you had me on block! It is guaranteed as the more sanitary option.

Edited 5 January 2009 by Thracian

[Katy]

Apologies - I always assumed you had me on block! It is guaranteed as the more sanitary option.

I don't have anyone on block, I'm far too nosey for that

[Corky]

COFFEE

Vile. Revolting. Pointless.

[Fosse Boy]

COFFEE

Vile. Revolting. Pointless.

Coffee drinkers. For the same reasons.

[Thracian]

I don't have anyone on block, I'm far too nosey for that

In that case please excuse the next three years if I strike you as constrained.

[Corky]

The forum leader who changed my Tea Appreciation Group into a Coffee-related thread.

[syston_fox]

The lack of episodes of Fawlty Towers.

[Sparky]

The lack of episodes of Fawlty Towers.

shocking only 12 ever made , gotta love a bit of Fawlty

[AoWW]

My neck-ache/head-ache/jaw-ache/tooth-ache combo.

[Scow]

Heartburn caused by Beer.

[Ultra]

Heartburn caused by Beer.

Too right..

[Corky]

My neck-ache/head-ache/jaw-ache/tooth-ache combo.

Hope you feel better soon.

[Corky]

Drunk bastards.

They are so pissed up that they can't see where they are going, so decide to knock a dustbin over at 2am and leave it, with the rubbish strewn everywhere.

Then a very unhappy, tired, cold young man has to step outside and clear everything up.

[stez]

Heartburn caused by Beer.

zantac is the answer, that really is fantastic stuff, if you've got heartburn

[Scow]

zantac is the answer, that really is fantastic stuff, if you've got heartburn

Gaviscon did the trick for me. Though I did have to endure the aniseed flavour; very wrong.