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What grinds my gears...

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Alf Bentley

Alf Bentley

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I did have one mate who was a veggie then his dad died and he said 'fcuk this I'm having a bacon sandwich' - said he badly regrets it now.

 

Did he drip melted butter over the deathbed or just wish he'd ordered ham & salad instead?  :ph34r:

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The Doctor

The Doctor

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Royal Mail. They attempted to deliver a parcel last Thursday - and by attempted to deliver I mean wrote out a something for you card and ran away without even actually trying to deliver it. I went to the depot to collect it and was told it wasn't there, so I booked redelivery for today, and they came today with just a couple of letters. 

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Raj

Raj

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Theyre probably right though being vegetarian is unhealthy both physically and mentally. So if you're struggling to stand up and then losing your marbles a bit when you do so then looking at the errors in your diet is sure a good place to start.

lol...im a veggie and im probably as fit n healthy as anyone...except for my sprained ankle at the moment!!
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Danizen

Danizen

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Japanese girls.

There's not that many of them but they manage to take up an inexplicable amount of room on the pavement. Plus, they stop to take pictures of the most mundane shit imaginable and don't even get me started on the ****ing surgical masks they insist on wearing. Chances are, that's not going to save you if there's an outbreak of Ebola.

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Nalis

Nalis

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Wearing jeans/chinos that have buttons rather than a nice zip. Yeah I won't get my foreskin trapped in a zip on the odd drunken occasion sure but my god getting my johnson out when absolutely busting can be a right close call.

Couldnt disagree more, buttons all the way.

Having said that it is easier to forget to button/zip up...

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Beliall

Beliall

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tell me about it, left the house half asleep today, went commando and didnt notice my fly was down till i got home, after having been to the post office and sainsburys  :blush:


Couldnt disagree more, buttons all the way.

Having said that it is easier to forget to button/zip up...

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Alf Bentley

Alf Bentley

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tell me about it, left the house half asleep today, went commando and didnt notice my fly was down till i got home, after having been to the post office and sainsburys  :blush:

 

 

Bought a lovely cut of conger eel at Sainsbury's today. Assistant cut it off specially for me.  :ph34r:

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