What grinds my gears...

[ozleicester]

It's nigh on impossible to undo a button fly with your teeth, but a zip's pretty easy... so I'm led to believe.

 

Youve just not practiced enough

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rFWZCEYxyU

 

Ohh Sherilyn Fenn  .. where is that Milfs thread

[Buce]

Bought a lovely cut of conger eel at Sainsbury's today. Assistant cut it off specially for me.

My grandma had a funny turn at the post office - apparently some pervert walked in with his tackle hanging out..

...she had a stroke.

Edited 28 November 2014 by Buce

[Dr The Singh]

My grandma had a funny turn at the post office - apparently some pervert walked in with his tackle hanging out..

...she had a stroke.

You serious????

[sphericalfox]

Spent the last week saving my MBP. Thanks Apple for giving me the free OSX upgrade, but your filevault has nearly broken my laptops you shits.

[The Doctor]

I do wish my neighbours would French kiss a chainsaw, fed up of hearing their domestics.

[Dr The Singh]

Isn't that the default setting for moose?

No, it's twat!!

[MooseBreath]

No, it's twat!!

Bro I thought we was m8s tho

[Dr The Singh]

Bro I thought we was m8s tho

Defo Init, we is both twats

[Matt]

The mood Leicester City Football Club has put me in during the last 2 months.

[bovril]

The mood Leicester City Football Club has put me in during the last 2 months.

 

God yeah. I'm renouncing this shit, seriously. There must be more to life than watching David Nugent miss-control a 3 yard pass on a terrible internet stream.

[Beliall]

tell me about it, left the house half asleep today, went commando and didnt notice my fly was down till i got home, after having been to the post office and sainsburys 

 

 

Bought a lovely cut of conger eel at Sainsbury's today. Assistant cut it off specially for me. 

 

 

My grandma had a funny turn at the post office - apparently some pervert walked in with his tackle hanging out..

...she had a stroke.

 

 

You serious????

 

 

no, Dr

[Dr The Singh]

no, Dr

Moose is still a nob though

[Rincewind]

A little harsh.

[Dr The Singh]

A little harsh.

Your a nob aswell!!

[MooseBreath]

Thanks for the support ken I appreciate it. Good to know there's still some decent folk around not like all these silly tarts.

[Dr The Singh]

Thanks for the support ken I appreciate it. Good to know there's still some decent folk around not like all these silly tarts.

**** off you nob!!!

[MC Prussian]

**** off you nob!!!

Better a nob than a noob.

 

**** off you ****, ****!!!

[Dr The Singh]

Better a nob than a noob.

 

**** off you ****, ****!!!

love it!!

[Rincewind]

I'm liking  it too.

[Dr The Singh]

I'm liking  it too.

You owe me a beer!!

[MC Prussian]

I'm liking  it too.

 

You owe me a beer!!

Oi - get a bed, you two!!

[Dr The Singh]

Oi - get a bed, you two!!

He lives on the street, we have no chance!!

[Rincewind]

Ask Moose he's loaded.

[Fox92]

Japanese girls.

There's not that many of them but they manage to take up an inexplicable amount of room on the pavement. Plus, they stop to take pictures of the most mundane shit imaginable and don't even get me started on the ****ing surgical masks they insist on wearing. Chances are, that's not going to save you if there's an outbreak of Ebola.

 

That annoys me as well. Really want to say to them like just go to your own Country if you have to insist on wearing those masks around our Country.

[purpleronnie]

There's a whole host of reasons why they wear them and its not just to stop getting ill, they often wear it for the opposite reason, they are sick.  And a lot wear them thesedays as protection from the cold. 

Edited 30 November 2014 by purpleronnie