What grinds my gears...

[Danno]

Tell you something that gets on my nerves and I have no idea why - vaping.

[Carl the Llama]

They have probably been cursing you for years for shrinking their clothes in the tumble dryer.

 

exactly. Not everything goes in the tumble dryer.

But no. I know what I'm doing hence the moan.  You wouldn't leave your regular clothes (t-shirts, underwear, etc.) on an over 2h cycle. Especially not considering it was otherwise on exactly the same settings I use to get my clothes done in 45 minutes, an hour if I'm doing trousers.

[Stadt]

I hate Tories

shock

[Stadt]

Tell you something that gets on my nerves and I have no idea why - vaping.

 

 

It's the smugness, you can tell some people are waiting for the chance to say its not illegal

[Danno]

It's the smugness, you can tell some people are waiting for the chance to say its not illegal

It's obviously a good thing since it is an alternative to cigarettes but it just looks stupid for some reason and I don't know why.

[Stadt]

It's obviously a good thing since it is an alternative to cigarettes but it just looks stupid for some reason and I don't know why.

The irony is though they're designed to ween people off but they vape more because it's not as bad for them

[RonnieTodger]

That Jack Jones guy with his videos on Facebook. What an unfunny twat he is.

[Royston.]

got a car insurance quote from swinton

 

£75 per month for me as main driver with wife a named driver

 

seemed a bit pricey so removed named driver

 

the quote goes up to £89 per month

 

asked why and they said, aviva thinks a man and wife on the policy are more likely to behave themselves and stay out of trouble.

 

 

so i guess just me on the policy with 10 years driving experience, 9 years no claims and not a single accident is going to all of a sudden start driving like a twat and crashing into someone every week.

[Facecloth]

got a car insurance quote from swinton

 

£75 per month for me as main driver with wife a named driver

 

seemed a bit pricey so removed named driver

 

the quote goes up to £89 per month

 

asked why and they said, aviva thinks a man and wife on the policy are more likely to behave themselves and stay out of trouble.

 

 

so i guess just me on the policy with 10 years driving experience, 9 years no claims and not a single accident is going to all of a sudden start driving like a twat and crashing into someone every week.

 

They'll say what they like to suit the situation. Bet if it had been the other way, they'd have probably told you married couples argue more, so are more likely to crash.

[Danno]

That Jack Jones guy with his videos on Facebook. What an unfunny twat he is.

genuinely hope he dies not even joking.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Mine is, that I am told I can't use "Transfer Talk"!

 

Could someone enlighten me?

[Facecloth]

That Jack Jones guy with his videos on Facebook. What an unfunny twat he is.

 

He's painfully unfunny, but still 10 times funnier than that Suggy Vines.

[RonnieTodger]

genuinely hope he dies not even joking.

 

it's how he laughs at the end of his shit joke that just makes it worse.

 

He's painfully unfunny, but still 10 times funnier than that Suggy Vines.

 

I much prefer Stuggy over this goof tbh

[Danno]

it's how he laughs at the end of his shit joke that just makes it worse.

I much prefer Stuggy over this goof tbh

Haha remember when Dapper Laughs got ruined on live tv, hope this **** goes the same way.

[city187]

Turtleneck jumpers. If you own one or have worn one in your life then you should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. They give off the stench of arrogance or that they think wearing one will make them seem more intelligent, well guess what it doesn't and you look like a grade a c**t. Id happily pull it off you hockey style top over head.

[Carl the Llama]

Turtleneck jumpers. If you own one or have worn one in your life then you should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. They give off the stench of arrogance or that they think wearing one will make them seem more intelligent, well guess what it doesn't and you look like a grade a c**t. Id happily pull it off you hockey style top over head.

[city187]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYJfEHOuY0

lol

[Carl the Llama]

Oh man that made me wanna watch the episode where Archer works at Bob's Burgers (s4e1) and a few seconds after the opening credits Carol mentions ostrich burgers.  Spooky.

[BoneDog]

As it goes, I have a lot of empathy with those suffering mental illness.

 

Thanks Jon.

 

Tell you something that gets on my nerves and I have no idea why - vaping.

 

I'm the same, don't know why but nearly hate it.

 

Turtleneck jumpers. If you own one or have worn one in your life then you should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. They give off the stench of arrogance or that they think wearing one will make them seem more intelligent, well guess what it doesn't and you look like a grade a c**t. Id happily pull it off you hockey style top over head.

 

I once bought one from Next in the early 90's. It was thin material and green and I wore it with some dark turquoise jeans and green suede NB's on the feet.

 

When I owned that outfit my girlfriends Dad went on holiday so I nicked his moped and burned round the streets on it wearing the turtle neck outfit looking like Robin Hood on a mission to impress local slags. Must have been a right picture.

 

I pulled up to one ho I knew and said "wanna headbutt the sixpack?" She loved it.

[MC Prussian]

I have the uncanny ability to very often soil my shirts upon trying to open any sort of packed salad sauce/yoghurt/soup.

There's something about those lids that is just plain wrong food packaging engineering.

Edited 2 June 2015 by MC Prussian

[Guest MattP]

People with no empathy or at least a little understanding for people with mental health problems. They are usually narcissistic themself or self centred and which could be a personality disorder in itself   

They definitely voted Conservative or UKIP in the last election, 

 

What a silly thing to say and it shows you don't really know what you are taking about, apart from the Lib Dems weren't both those parties actually commiting more money to mental health projects than any others?

 

Ridiculous attempt to link being an arse with being on the right politically.

 

I like when they do it, even more so when the facts say opposite and it shows their political ignorance.

 

That Jack Jones guy with his videos on Facebook. What an unfunny twat he is.

 

Seen a bit of this guy and most of it looks realy immature but the odd thing he did really tickled me.

 

There was a video in America where he was walking around putting buckets on people's heads and it had me crying at the end.

[kingcarr21]

not sure if im just being thick but why does any scandal these days have the word 'gate' at the end?

[Guest MattP]

not sure if im just being thick but why does any scandal these days have the word 'gate' at the end?

 

It comes from the Watergate scandal in the 70's from American politics.

[kingcarr21]

Always pisses me off when i go on any newspaper website (Daily Mail is the worst for it) and alot of the headlines are on stories about the Kardashians and the Jenners etc.

 

I mean seriously who the f*** cares about these absolute talentless f***wits

 

Some stories today

 

See Kim going out to buy baby clothes.

ANOTHER bikini selfie of some dumb skank

Look at what Victoria Beckham is wearing

check out (insert celeb name) amazing skinny ass body (seriously go eat something you look like a f****** stick)

Theres a story on Miley Cyrus in a bikini holding a fizzy drink, REALLY do people actually care?

 

I could go on. There's always so much dross stories about completely talentless people doing something completely irrelevant.

 

The fact that there are people out there who try and aspire to be these absolute oxygen stealers shows what a sorry state this world is coming to.

 

Oh and people who have eyelashes on their car headlights. You can f*** right off

[kingcarr21]

It comes from the Watergate scandal in the 70's from American politics.

Thanks. At least i can now look smart when somebody asks why everything has gate at the end.