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That shitty rain that's too heavy for for your wipers on intermediate setting but too weak for the medium speed. JUST RAIN PROPERLY OR NOT AT ALL YOU TWAT!

 

I was so happy when I found out I could set a custom wiper speed on my old car

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Harper Lee.

 

Yes you are obviously a genius but after all this time to out Atticus Finch as a racist is a crime against literature, it's like being told John McClane has joined ISIS.

 

Watching or reading To Kill a Mocking Bird will never be the same again.

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I have a double barrelled last name, the first of those names can be a forename. So when registering some things all of a sudden I've got the name of 55 year old man

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Used Head and Shoulders shampoo to wash down below once.

Haven't felt so much burning sensation in my life; thought a small fire was starting.

The clue is in the name: when you see one called 'Head, Shoulders and Pubes', you'll know you're safe. ;)

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Used Head and Shoulders shampoo to wash down below once.

Haven't felt so much burning sensation in my life; thought a small fire was starting.

 

 

Whatever you do, don't use the mint scented 'Original Source' stuff!

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Bless! Travel really does broaden your horizons..

 

I doubt he's having a go at people who can't for whatever reason.

 

If you have a working shower in your house though surely you would every day? :blink:

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People who go out into their garden at 23:55 and have an annoyingly loud conversation while smoking such sting cigarettes/potentially weed, that it blows in through the bedroom window.

A) I hate smoking it's a dirty habit and b) have some bloody respect for your neighbours and some common courtesy.

 

lol I had this problem with my next door not so long ago, I was smoking in the garden at about 11pm I then hear a knock at the door, "my house stinks of fags, its coming through the walls" I then said you must have your window open as I was smoking outside he said he didn't but I walked outside straight after and it was clearly wide open.

 

imo it's not my fault you have your window open, it's my land so if I want to smoke on it I will.

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If you have a working shower in your house though surely you would every day? :blink:

 

Prefer baths, but am lucky if I can have one per fortnight.

 

Add children, elderly parents and health issues to work and the need for a little fun.....and it becomes a major time issue.

 

Admittedly, I could spend less time on FoxesTalk and bathe more often. But then, I have to ask myself: Which is the greater contribution that I can make to humanity, sharing my wisdom or stinking a bit less?  :ph34r:

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