The People's Hero Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 Offside? Boll ocks off, Potter. (I've done Hermione, sucker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I scored a fantastic brace in the first one, Tabou.My legs could turn even a straight man gay (and have been known to), they've actually been touted as the solution to lesbianism (not that I think lesbianism is bad). Ahem. Cure for lesbianism - Anne Widdecombe. Cure for Premature ejaculation - Anne Widdecombe Excuse for being a gay - Anne Widdecombe Lifetime achievment award - Anne Widdecombe Gordon Brown has alot to answer for when we have this serial over achiever waiting in the wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 Cure for lesbianism - Anne Widdecombe.Cure for Premature ejaculation - Anne Widdecombe Excuse for being a gay - Anne Widdecombe Lifetime achievment award - Anne Widdecombe Gordon Brown has alot to answer for when we have this serial over achiever waiting in the wings. I can't be bothered to type it but... <insert Anne Widdecombe/Petrol station anecdote here> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I think we are veering off-topic here lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeShingler Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I think this is the best thread on FT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I think I am the best wannabe on FT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I think this is the best thread on FT. Seconded. JakeShingler for prime minister. He will guide us through this turbulent financial times, before retiring and leaving England in a better position than it has ever been. This will be on top of countless other actions and good deeds that he will do. After his retirement, James Cameron will be comissioned to make a film based on his life..." Shinglers List". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeShingler Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 That was not one bit funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 That was not one bit funny. It wasn't meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeShingler Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 It wasn't meant to be. Thank god for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox123 Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 There have been many classics. Who could forget the impudent;Or even the emotional; There was a powerful display of emotion yesterday with an eruption of; It was back to an old favourite within an hour; Although sometimes, the old ones are the best as we have to go back to the start of yesterday for the inimitable; So which was your favourite? It seems with the Foxestalk 2008 End of Year Awards creeping ever nearer, one particularly eloquent soul is making a late dash for contention in a number of categories. Who knows how many gongs this intelligent wordsmith is going to rack up? That's a bit harsh, he's a kid, I'm sure not all of your 17,000 plus posts have made soulful or inspired reading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 That's a bit harsh, he's a kid, I'm sure not all of your 17,000 plus posts have made soulful or inspired reading! Actually, most of them have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox123 Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 Actually, most of them have. I've no doubt he's made some cracking posts, but to shoot a kid down who might not have the intelect of some on a forum is wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I've no doubt he's made some cracking posts, but to shoot a kid down who might not have the intelect of some on a forum is wrong! It's just banter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I've no doubt he's made some cracking posts, but to shoot a kid down who might not have the intelect of some on a forum is wrong! NOw you're calling hjim a retard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox123 Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I hope Jake Shingler sees it as such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 24 September 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September 2008 I've no doubt he's made some cracking posts, but to shoot a kid down who might not have the intelect of some on a forum is wrong! Whoa! Easy! It was meant to be very light-hearted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox123 Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 NOw you're calling hjim a retard! re-read the post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I hope Jake Shingler sees it as such As long as he doesnt go all Emo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 Actually, most of them have. That was a total JakeShingler moment there. Brought to you by JakeShingler ™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillehamring Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 ok, bandwagon fashioners..... this has all the qualities required, i think.... (Phube @ Sep 24 2008, 08:45 AM) *I actually went to the game!!! ohmy.gif Best moment: One bloke chanting "Stand Up, If you've got School tomorrow!" laugh.gif (REPLY) Haha he was singing it to some lads behind me thay didnt no any of the songs or anything laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 I like Jake Shingler. Do you wanna me my friend Jakey? I'll let you choose which costumer you have to wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 re-read the post! Don't worry I was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 That's a bit harsh, he's a kid, I'm sure not all of your 17,000 plus posts have made soulful or inspired reading! Now you're guessing. Brought to you by JakeShingler ™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blur Posted 24 September 2008 Share Posted 24 September 2008 Is this the same person as Chickenboy/Ashtwatlcfc17?Or am I getting confooooosed? Because they are all rather similar. thats unbelivable first everyone thought I was Ash17LCFC now apparently I am JakeShingler next thing would be everyone accuse me of being you! I do use long words in my feeble attempt to look clever t,hat is difference between me and Jake I pretend to be clever and he doesn't all credit to him for that! You are getting confused Tabou.....I swear you are getting less campy each day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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