Thracian Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Saw a really disturbing documentary about objectum-sexuals (women who are sexually attracted to objects) on Virgin 1 tonight. Anyone else catch it?Really weird. A woman who married the Eiffel Tower, a woman in love with a fairground ride, a Swedish woman who made love to the Berlin Wall. Really crazy stuff. Judging by the relationships some women have I'd imagine there's much to be said for the Eiffel Tower. It's big as they come, got more staying power than any man, there's no chance of Brewer's Droop and any lady could go up and down on it all day, every day. She could go or cum when she pleased. I'm quite sure the programme would have given meaningful insight to my wife's love of Carousels where the coloured horses go up and down in such a nice, steady rhythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 I think I've seen this before. There is a woman who loves fences/walls and is married to a section of the Berlin Wall, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Was it Semolina Pilchard? Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 There was one from the same series about men having sex with cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 There was one from the same series about men having sex with cars. How? Sitting on the gear stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 How? Sitting on the gear stick? Shoving their up the exhaust pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 I'm sure Jordan can give us an insight what with the cars and all. Comparing graffiti-covered walls to cars is like comparing apples to oranges, I'm afraid I can't help you on this one! :laugh: Found a good emoticon for this thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 There would be some serious moaning going on, Oh wait... I think that deserves more attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Shoving their up the exhaust pipe. But if you got it on with a car...the gear stick right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Wow - this thread has made me feel I'm quite sane in comparison. What floats your boat then, madam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 What floats your boat then, madam? I'll tell you on Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Boy Posted 7 January 2009 Author Share Posted 7 January 2009 How? Sitting on the gear stick? Shoving their up the exhaust pipe. I would have to go with the second option as being more pleasurable. If I had to choose that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 There was one from the same series about men having sex with cars. Did you see it? It was brilliant. That bloke that claimed to have shagged Airwolf was unbelieveable. He started shagging the TV crew's 4x4 in the motel car park. I don't think they needed to show his man juice on the tarmac BUT THEY DID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Boy Posted 7 January 2009 Author Share Posted 7 January 2009 Did you see it? It was brilliant. That bloke that claimed to have shagged Airwolf was unbelieveable. He started shagging the TV crew's 4x4 in the motel car park. I don't think they needed to show his man juice on the tarmac BUT THEY DID Still, better on the tarmac than in the Petrol tank. We wouldn't want a litter of half man/half cars popping out the exhaust nine months later would we? On second thoughts, that would actually be quite cool. I'll be down in the garage for the next ten minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodderz Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Did you see it? It was brilliant. That bloke that claimed to have shagged Airwolf was unbelieveable. He started shagging the TV crew's 4x4 in the motel car park. I don't think they needed to show his man juice on the tarmac BUT THEY DID Yes i heard about that sounds hillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Did you see it? It was brilliant. That bloke that claimed to have shagged Airwolf was unbelieveable. He started shagging the TV crew's 4x4 in the motel car park. I don't think they needed to show his man juice on the tarmac BUT THEY DID Of course I saw it! I'm a sad little man who spends his evenings watching rubbish TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Of course I saw it!I'm a sad little man who spends his evenings watching rubbish TV! I'm a sad big man who spends his evenings watching rubbish TV. What a crazy coincidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 i fooked a wall once we were both plastered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodderz Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 i fooked a wall once we were both plastered Hope you used protection Dont want no little walls running around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Hope you used protection Dont want no little walls running around its ok, we've cemented the relationship on good foundations now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodderz Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 its ok, we've cemented the relationship on good foundations now Good becuase you best not need any work doing with your relationship with the state of the buliding trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 I'm a sad big man who spends his evenings watching rubbish TV. What a crazy coincidence Do I smell a hilarious sitcom? A sad big man and a sad little man are forced to co-habit in a remote lighthouse with hilarious consequences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 i fooked a wall once we were both plastered Afterwards, while smoking a joint, he said my name is Bond..........Stretcher Bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Afterwards, while smoking a joint, he said my name is Bond..........Stretcher Bond The name's Bond. What, James Bond? Nope, Unibond. I'm here to fill your crack. (Apologies to the guy who posted that as a chat-up line) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 7 January 2009 Share Posted 7 January 2009 Afterwards, while smoking a joint, he said my name is Bond..........Stretcher Bond the name's Bond James Bond ? no , Uni Bond , I've come to fill your crack . bum tish shit , too late sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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