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What Floats My Boat? errm would that be having a three-some with two Swedish Blondes wearing mini-skirts, stockings and suspenders whilst having a cucumber shoved up my arse whilst another Swedish Blonde is tickling my balls, or is it not that sort of floats my boat? :whistle:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! lol

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What Floats My Boat? errm would that be having a three-some with two Swedish Blondes wearing mini-skirts, stockings and suspenders whilst having a cucumber shoved up my arse whilst another Swedish Blonde is tickling my balls, or is it not that sort of floats my boat? :whistle:

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When you have one of those real explosive shits.

Out with no effort at all, such a fantastic sensation.

I agree, best feeling ever.

However, a proper take your shirt, make you sweat of poo gives me a lot of satisfaction.

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ACF, not sure what part of Oz you're from, but I've got a mate who said that for nearly a whole month now you've had temperature of 30+ degrees?

We hardly get 28 days of that kind of heat in a decade let alone a month!

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The sun being out!

:wub:

Wasn't even particularly warm today was nice enough to sit out but not warm but it's amazing how happy it makes people to see abit of sun.

I was feeling shit this morning after a hectic weekend but sat outside at dinner with the sun beaming down and it changed mine and everybody else's mood immensely.

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ACF, not sure what part of Oz you're from, but I've got a mate who said that for nearly a whole month now you've had temperature of 30+ degrees?

We hardly get 28 days of that kind of heat in a decade let alone a month!

Aye, over in Perth, unfortunately, I'm in Melbourne. To give you a clue how far away that is, I'm about a 9 hour drive from Adelaide, which in turn is the same distance from London to Moscow from Perth. 4 and a half hour flight.

Melbourne has had its worst Summer in ages though ):

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Aye, over in Perth, unfortunately, I'm in Melbourne. To give you a clue how far away that is, I'm about a 9 hour drive from Adelaide, which in turn is the same distance from London to Moscow from Perth. 4 and a half hour flight.

Melbourne has had its worst Summer in ages though ):

Was terrible at Christmas, but think Christmas was probably the best bit of your summer from what i've heard/seen.

Seeing as i'm from England i'm used to having terrible summers though, and yours was still better than our summers.

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London in the sun. Free beer, then London in the dark. Running at Waterloo then catching a train home by a few seconds. Knowing my lovely wife is waiting and that my little monkey is asleep.

I've heard about some pills for that :whistle:

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Was terrible at Christmas, but think Christmas was probably the best bit of your summer from what i've heard/seen.

Seeing as i'm from England i'm used to having terrible summers though, and yours was still better than our summers.

Yeah, Christmas and a few days at the start of January, miserable every day since. Yesterday was good though, 28 and sunny, todays raining and 19. Bloody Melbourne.

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London in the sun. Free beer, then London in the dark. Running at Waterloo then catching a train home by a few seconds. Knowing my lovely wife is waiting and that my little monkey Is asleep.

London Summer is quality pub every 20 metres drinking in the street i bloody loved it and the beers were cheaper than here.

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Got bored.

Went to read Face of Kinder thread. All of it. I have never laughed so hard on a Thursday night/Friday morning.

Dying of laughter here. Post #193 was his only post. lol. There's so many cracking posts in that thread.

Tell you what, if you ever need cheering up, go read that.

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